Welp, I think I should repeat myself a third time.

Jim Caedus is a massive .

(11-27-2017, 12:51 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Welp, I think I should repeat myself a third time.

Jim Caedus is a massive .

(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:

(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

(11-27-2017, 04:15 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:

(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

What is this "kayfabe" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term.

In unrelated news, when James Raven doesn't hype his matches it's because he gets to be "life weary" but when Robbie doesn't it's because he sucks. I think for Christmas Jim, because I know stuff like this gets your rocks off, I'm going to frame the dictionary definitions of the terms "double" and "standard" for you behind glass. Make space in your crapper for 'em.

(11-28-2017, 07:25 AM)drezdin5788 Said: I smell caedeus vs main vs bourbon fight for the universes title

(11-29-2017, 06:38 PM)Robert Main Said:

(11-28-2017, 07:25 AM)drezdin5788 Said: I smell caedeus vs main vs bourbon fight for the universes title

Na..... Robbie would never except that man! He knows damn good and well he'd get wrecked! All Jim and i are looking for is a fight with The MotherFuckers at War Games! Sadly I don't believe they have the sack to step up and take us on!

(11-29-2017, 07:21 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-29-2017, 06:38 PM)Robert Main Said:

(11-28-2017, 07:25 AM)drezdin5788 Said: I smell caedeus vs main vs bourbon fight for the universes title

Na..... Robbie would never except that man! He knows damn good and well he'd get wrecked! All Jim and i are looking for is a fight with The MotherFuckers at War Games! Sadly I don't believe they have the sack to step up and take us on!

"They" don't?

Bobby, I would like nothing more.

(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:

(11-29-2017, 07:21 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-29-2017, 06:38 PM)Robert Main Said:

Na..... Robbie would never except that man! He knows damn good and well he'd get wrecked! All Jim and i are looking for is a fight with The MotherFuckers at War Games! Sadly I don't believe they have the sack to step up and take us on!

"They" don't?

Bobby, I would like nothing more.

"Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

(11-30-2017, 05:13 AM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:

(11-29-2017, 07:21 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: "They" don't?

Bobby, I would like nothing more.

"Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

Disassociation due to years of ritualized child abuse blah...blah....blah. You can get the whole scoop by buying the Deluxe version of the Best of Engy promo box set for 199.99! *

*Product may not actually exist but I will take your money.

(11-30-2017, 05:57 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:

(11-30-2017, 05:13 AM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

Disassociation due to years of ritualized child abuse blah...blah....blah. You can get the whole scoop by buying the Deluxe version of the Best of Engy promo box set for 199.99! *

*Product may not actually exist but I will take your money.

[font=Comic Sans MS]"Child abuse, huh? Sounds lame. And boring. And fucking ]

(11-27-2017, 04:15 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:

(11-27-2017, 05:06 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Gentlemen, Robbie may have been quiet lately, but calling him a paper champion is a bridge too far. He beat James Raven, one of the top guys in the history of the company, for that strap. A man who, when he was here and in his prime, gave even me pause. Plus, he earned that opportunity by building momentum and turning heads for months.

You can call him out on his individual loses against you all you want. That doesn't invalidate what he HAS accomplished. Everyone has to lose sometime.

Except me.

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

What is this "kayfabe" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term.

In unrelated news, when James Raven doesn't hype his matches it's because he gets to be "life weary" but when Robbie doesn't it's because he sucks. I think for Christmas Jim, because I know stuff like this gets your rocks off, I'm going to frame the dictionary definitions of the terms "double" and "standard" for you behind glass. Make space in your crapper for 'em.

(11-30-2017, 04:48 PM)JimCaedus Said:

(11-27-2017, 04:15 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-27-2017, 07:41 AM)JimCaedus Said:

"Tell us again how Robbie victoriously triumphed over the Legendary James Raven who was so ring and life weary at the time he couldn't even hype the match in promo leading up to, I love that story. Yeah, cram your misplaced lecture right back up your suddenly-I'm-not- narrow ass you punk prick.

I'd as well advise you to check that ludicrous level of arrogance at the door. You barely beat Main, he'll getcha, don't worry...and the next time you and _I_ meet I guarantee it ain't gonna be me having the problems I had at the time, young man. We'll see how well you do against me at full throttle.

One last thing, seeing as this started with your boy calling me out, albeit in the lamest and most lackluster way possible, I do believe Main and I will say whatever the fuck we want in response. Go stick to kayfabe invading homes and assaulting the household women, tough guy, you came to the wrong shop for showin' off."

What is this "kayfabe" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term.

In unrelated news, when James Raven doesn't hype his matches it's because he gets to be "life weary" but when Robbie doesn't it's because he sucks. I think for Christmas Jim, because I know stuff like this gets your rocks off, I'm going to frame the dictionary definitions of the terms "double" and "standard" for you behind glass. Make space in your crapper for 'em.

"Kayfabe. You know, the term that made it's way into the American pro-wrestling fan layperson (or, a "mark" as we also say, Engy) household after the Kliq Curtain Call and as a word has most definitely ever been uttered on the record in this business? I like these little educational chats, what else do ya need to know about "champ"?

Oh, right, Raven. Yes, when Raven doesn't hype his matches it means he's life weary and when Robbie doesn't it's because he's slaughtering sleeve after sleeve of Costco Oreo Box cookies, quite LITERALLY sucking them down and therefore legitimately no-showing the VERY important-for-the-fans vignette cycle fun-time by sucking.

Again, this has been enjoyable, tutoring you in the ways of Goes Without Saying. Gee you're good at this."

(11-30-2017, 06:25 AM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-30-2017, 05:57 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:

(11-30-2017, 05:13 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: Disassociation due to years of ritualized child abuse blah...blah....blah. You can get the whole scoop by buying the Deluxe version of the Best of Engy promo box set for 199.99! *

*Product may not actually exist but I will take your money.

"Child abuse, huh? Sounds lame. And boring. And fucking ]

[color=red][shadow=green]And yet here I am, doin' things. And there you are, doin' jack shit.

(11-30-2017, 05:57 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "And here I am. Not giving fucks about what you think or do."

(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

(11-30-2017, 05:39 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:

(11-30-2017, 05:57 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "And here I am. Not giving fucks about what you think or do."

Yet.....

(11-30-2017, 01:13 AM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Hey, Engy. Something's been buggin' me. When the fuck did you stop becoming Nutso Baggins, eh? I haven't had much time watch any of your promos. Mind filling me in on why you seem to be put together, and why can't we have the crazy side back anymore?"

(11-30-2017, 05:32 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Doc sits in his office, minding his own business, when he notices his television across the room playing what seems to be a God-awful exchange of excuses and reckless ridicule. He watches for a moment before snapping his fingers and changing the channel to a rerun episode of Family Feud.

Sounds like a bunch of kiddies arguing over who the best Ninja Turtle is...

(11-30-2017, 05:41 PM)Neville Sinclair Said: I think this entire call-out shows how hand-in-hand small-minded offensiveness and stupidity go together in America. Thanks for exemplifying everything wrong with your country right now, Bourbon.

(11-30-2017, 05:49 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-30-2017, 05:32 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Doc sits in his office, minding his own business, when he notices his television across the room playing what seems to be a God-awful exchange of excuses and reckless ridicule. He watches for a moment before snapping his fingers and changing the channel to a rerun episode of Family Feud.

Sounds like a bunch of kiddies arguing over who the best Ninja Turtle is...

Leonardo. Anybody who says Raphael is a shitty edge-lord.

(11-30-2017, 06:19 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:

(11-30-2017, 05:49 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:

(11-30-2017, 05:32 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Doc sits in his office, minding his own business, when he notices his television across the room playing what seems to be a God-awful exchange of excuses and reckless ridicule. He watches for a moment before snapping his fingers and changing the channel to a rerun episode of Family Feud.

Sounds like a bunch of kiddies arguing over who the best Ninja Turtle is...

Leonardo. Anybody who says Raphael is a shitty edge-lord.

"I consider myself Donatello. Because I like to do machines."