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Mr. Caedus - Cadryn Tiberius - 08-16-2017
I've noticed that lately all you've done is toss around third grade insults about my sexuality, my fortitude, my skill level, etc.
Need I remind you who put the first notch in your record here in the XWF?
I can't say I ever beat you, because I haven't.
But let's not forget about that draw that I left on your record.
Also, what in the hell happened?
One minute we're chill, like we've been friends forever. The next you're back to running off at the mouth about me every chance you get.
DID THAT CONDOM WRAPPER MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, JIMMY?!
WHY JIMMY?!
Y U DO DIS?!
Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
"Cady...it took some amount o' restraint on my part to hold back from unloadin' on you just now in response. I'll save that for Cady-Caedy V...or will it be VI at this point countin' 24/7 Hallway confrontations? Let's see...TV Title draw, 2017 Federweight Scramble, LL4 Tourney Round 1, First Blood TV Title, Federweight Title showdown...yeah, it'll be Cady-Caedy VI. I'm sure you can accurately theorize on my motives without my havin' to voice them at this time. Or to put it in Jester Cadrynese:
Yon Cadryn Tiberius seeks answers and such
Star Killer Jim Caedus says shut the fuck up"
Mr. Caedus - Cadryn Tiberius - 08-17-2017
It's a shame that you're obtuse, so sad and recluse
If you had half a brain, you'd finish tightening that noose.
When you step to the Jester™, you should expect to get REKT.
Like Gilmour at Dunkin' Doughnuts, they'll be nothing left.
I just wanted friendship, I just wanted to bury the hatchet.
Big Dick Daddy? More like a lesson in ratchet.
So now we are enemies it seems once more.
The Essence Of Excellence is about to show you the door..
You name the time and place kitten, and The Reflection Of Perfection will show you who the real Big Dick Daddy is.
See you soon, pumpkin!
Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
"Oh for cryin' out- it's ratchid, Cady. RATCHID. How am I older yet more familiar with the kid lingo than you, Mr. LLR1 Rain Drop Drop Top quotin' Queen o' The Kings? Oh, right, 'cause I bone chicks in their 20s on the reg and you've got your nose up an old man's classy ass. My bad. Anyhoo...so it's to be Cady-Caedy Yo XWF Raps II, eh? I see you still have yet to perfect your timing and flow. Let's just call that one a test bomb and save the rest for our 6th epic meeting, shall we? And don't put the scheduling on me, you're the one without the time to defend the Hart Title, I'm sure you can figure a time at your convenience."
Mr. Caedus - Cadryn Tiberius - 08-17-2017
But what if I meant ratchet like socket wrench?
YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.
Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
"You know GOTdamn well you didn't mean ratchet. Where's the fuckin' eye roll emoji on this bitch..."
Mr. Caedus - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-17-2017
If JC wants a fight, a fight he will get
The Jester has what it takes and has my bet
I will sit on the sidelines and laugh in your face
While Cadryn does the honors of putting you in your place
The Doc stands behind him one hundred percent
A truth not bent, that you'll surely resent
So continue with your nagging and dragging this out
Just don't come crying to me when you start to pout
Mr. Caedus - Cadryn Tiberius - 08-17-2017
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Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
"I'm sorry Doc but when you forget to put your teeth in, all I can make outta your rhymes is-"
"That goes for you too Cady, just switch the teeth out part with my dick in your mouth. OOOOOOOOOOOH!!! Shall we continue this or do you need the rest o' The Kings to step in and get bitch slapped for you, Cady?"
Mr. Caedus - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-17-2017
Maybe you're the one that's deaf and dumb, dummy. Try to keep up better than the couple of
the KINGS™ are defending their Tag Team Titles against this week. If you're going to hide in the corner already, I don't want to play with you.And the only false tooth I have is this front one here. It got chipped when I bit into a carrot.
Mr. Caedus - Cadryn Tiberius - 08-17-2017
Caedus is frightened of the good Doctor you see
It doesn't take a bloodhound to smell the scent of pee.
Cadryn is a pawn in a large game of chess.
Though the Jester™ is not to be slept on, but I digress.
So continue to cower away from The Doctor.
The Kings™ and I will continue to laugh, and dismiss you as fodder.
re:Mr. Caedus - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-17-2017
Oh my, what's all this? What a shock?
D'Ville busting rhymes? What's up doc?
You sure about your bet, is it a lock?
Because that Caedus kid's going up in stock.
Jimmy, stand the fuck up, let's do things.
No man stands alone against the Kings.
It's no joke here, so go take your stand.
My money's on Caedus. Ten Grand.
If only things could go on and just be easy, these Kings are under my skin and they're greasy. Causing a break-out, pimples, acne, it's a rash, it makes me queasy, Doc comes to the universe to rhyme and just sounds cheesy. Stick to your spook show and calling people your friend, it serves you so much better when you're yourself in the end, you have no idea what trying to be me sounds like and what messages it sends, you don't offend, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, this King wishes to be Pharaoh but can't hack it, what's the matter he has all the tools and the talent and the name, maybe he just needs to recharge his battery.
And Cadryn, you don't sound all that slick, you probably keep better pentameter to how you beat your dick, it's sick, kissing the ass of those above you to get places quick, turning a trick for some prick, I say 'ick', I don't know if Caedus will pin or submit you, take your pick. Are you a hick? Do the words that I say adhere to you and stick?
Step off my rhyme game, fools.
Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
I watch The Bourbs roast motherfuckers as a true Motherfucker is known to do. Then-
"Now... I _know_ the two o' you ain't stupid enough to _believe_ my responding defines "hiding", that'd mean you're both honest to God
. Or drunk. Doc are you drinking again? You've got carrot juice and vodka loaded up in your favorite "I'm 80, Kill Me" embroidered drinking helmet again and ya slipped some in Cady's sippy cup didn't you? That why you two are double teaming solo Caedus like the mighty Kings™ (yeah I'll TM it for this) are known, as cowards, to do? Ok, so The Robster is here now but this was an ongoing two-on-one fuckaroo. I wonder if any o' you have the balls to do anything on your own anymore, whether it be a promo or a match. You know who does? Me. You gents both want matches with Jim Caedus? We'll make it happen. I've wanted single matches with each o' your team members for awhile now. Get out your severely part time calenders and pencil me in when YOU think you're at your best. I deserve nothing less from such courageous competitors."
Mr. Caedus - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-17-2017
I lost interest in fighting you a month or two ago, JC. Waste of time. And I never stopped drinking. Idiot. I'm just here to root for the Jester™.
Same goes for you Mister Bourbon. Peaking around the corner at me again, I see. I'll be anticipating another attack from you soon then. Since you and your friends could not cut it in the Tag Team Tournament, I suppose you'll be finding other means of getting to the KINGS™.
Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
"Lost. Interest. Mhm. Lost interest. Ain't alcohol s'posed to be liquid courage? Fuck happened there?"
Mr. Caedus - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-17-2017
What? Do you think I'm scared of you? Come on, JC. You should know better than that.
Lost.
Interest.
You are a shell of the man you once were. The man that intrigued me. The man that was devious enough to cash-in and win the UNIVERSAL Championship. After AX3 and all that jazz, you are hardly worth half the shit you were when you rode solo. If you ever find your way out of that hole and make your way back up to at least sea level, we'll talk.
Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
"You know, I've noticed something about The Kings...you all cower from true challenge when voluntary is the context then talk like the challenger is beneath you. How long's that pussy ass strategy been workin' out for ya? You say you wanted me a month or two ago...while I was tiring out. Like a pussy. Couldn't be bothered to take me on solo when I was ready to go, you know, like I am now...but you scramble to take me on in tag format or when you've got some shady shit cooked up. I'll take a page outta your book, Doc, you ain't half the man I heard you were when I signed up. You ain't a Legend. You're a myth. When you decide to start competing on a level deserving of all your hype, hit me up...I'll be right there to face you like a real man."
re:Mr. Caedus - John Holliday - 08-17-2017
(08-17-2017, 08:45 PM)JimCaedus Said: "You know, I've noticed something about The Kings...you all cower from true challenge when voluntary is the context then talk like the challenger is beneath you. How long's that pussy ass strategy been workin' out for ya? You say you wanted me a month or two ago...while I was tiring out. Like a pussy. Couldn't be bothered to take me on solo when I was ready to go, you know, like I am now...but you scramble to take me on in tag format or when you've got some shady shit cooked up. I'll take a page outta your book, Doc, you ain't half the man I heard you were when I signed up. You ain't a Legend. You're a myth. When you decide to start competing on a level deserving of all your hype, hit me up...I'll be right there to face you like a real man."
"Did you just took what Doc said, reworded it and then repackaged it as that? Like how can you stand there, take someone's words and fire them back at them as if they were your own?"
Mr. Caedus - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-17-2017
That pussy ass strategy has worked since I started doing it, long before it worked on you. It's hardly a strategy, JC, when it's true. You can try to talk down to me all you want, try to tarnish my status, spit on my legacy, piss on my name. You can try to "take a page outta my book".... But everyone knows who I am and everyone knows who you are. If you're not shaking in your boots every time I speak of you then you are a liar. After your little stint as UNIVERSAL Champion, even during your time, you've proven to the world that you can't handle the weight of this FINE federation on your shoulders.
Which takes me back to being NOT interested in dealing with you right now. I actually have bigger fish to fry, my dearest friend. Sorry to disappoint you, you can call it backing out or what ever you'd like, but I'm just not feeling it.
I believe Cadryn was the one that originally had something to say, did he not? After he disposes of you, if you still wish to crawl over to the office, I'll give you a kick in the head like the stupid family dog and send you to bed.
Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
"Yeah I thought that'd ruffle your feathers. It's funny...you stuck your punkass nose into this, I countered you into a schoolyard "no YOURE deaf and dumb, dummy! Waaaaah!", you got all tough for a moment claiming I was afraid of you, I held my ground and now it's YOU backing down. I don't give a shit WHAT hype you have, you kill your own cred with your capitulation and arrogance, ass. The problem here is, you don't like it when someone AIN'T afraid of you and tossin' your fuckin' salad. How the hell do I hafta tell an old man to grow the fuck up? Sorry Doc, I'm not the one who's gonna play that part. I respect the hell outta you but I sure af ain't afraid o' you, pretty sure that's clear to all on the roster at this point. I'll take that match as soon as you're able. No cameos from Kings and no surprise bookings between cards I already opted into as yet another ploy used to construct the oh so awesome legacy of The Doc D'Ville. Be a man. Btw, kicking dogs? What kinda pussy beggin to have his throat slit in the night kicks the family dog? I'm assuming the drunk kind who call people afraid then excuse themselves from battle. Oh but NOW that we had this little spat you're down. Shocking.
Yeah this started with Cadryn and I. Why the fuck did you involve yourself? Next time take a page outta the Jester's book and poof the fuck on outta the way."
re:Mr. Caedus - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-17-2017
(08-17-2017, 11:04 AM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: If JC wants a fight, a fight he will get
The Jester has what it takes and has my bet
I will sit on the sidelines and laugh in your face
While Cadryn does the honors of putting you in your place
The Doc stands behind him one hundred percent
A truth not bent, that you'll surely resent
So continue with your nagging and dragging this out
Just don't come crying to me when you start to pout
Not sure where you are getting a challenge from that.
I did not want you to come crying to me when Cadryn whooped you around, is all. Since you are basically begging for one now, if you want a session, I'll give you another one, and I'll beat you again. Yes, again. Whether you like to admit it or not, tag team defeats count just as much as solo defeats, chump. According to the crap you all spewed back then, you boys had the advantage anyway. So instead of mistaking me not caring about you as an excuse to not want to face you, make some of your own as to why AX3 no longer exists and the KINGS™ are still Tag Team Champions. Oh look, you're fighting a former AX3 member at King of the Ring, even! Imagine that. Maybe me sticking my nose where it doesn't belong is actually where it belongs? That's how factions like this work, JC. Jester's™ business, IS my business. Theo's business? The same. Samuels? You betcha. Maddy? To a certain degree, only because I don't want involved with most of it. Maybe AX3 would still be a thing today if you all displayed more of the same to each other rather than discussing Chris Chaos's place in the whole thing and blundering everyone's career up.
Most of you were champs when it started, none of you were champs when it was over.
Tell me, is there actually something going on between you and Graves or did the suits just have nothing better to do with you? I'll admit, everyone expected Raven versus Caedus at the pay-per-vew. I honestly considered Blingsteen a bigger waste than you before she beat your ass in your rematch for the title.
So yeah, JC, I'll be around sometime. With my old age and all, it would be best that I spare some energy, right? Especially after Team
2.0 runs Theo and I through the mill this weekend.... Not.
re:Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-17-2017
(08-17-2017, 08:58 PM)John Holliday Said:(08-17-2017, 08:45 PM)JimCaedus Said: "You know, I've noticed something about The Kings...you all cower from true challenge when voluntary is the context then talk like the challenger is beneath you. How long's that pussy ass strategy been workin' out for ya? You say you wanted me a month or two ago...while I was tiring out. Like a pussy. Couldn't be bothered to take me on solo when I was ready to go, you know, like I am now...but you scramble to take me on in tag format or when you've got some shady shit cooked up. I'll take a page outta your book, Doc, you ain't half the man I heard you were when I signed up. You ain't a Legend. You're a myth. When you decide to start competing on a level deserving of all your hype, hit me up...I'll be right there to face you like a real man."
"Did you just took what Doc said, reworded it and then repackaged it as that? Like how can you stand there, take someone's words and fire them back at them as if they were your own?"
"Fuckin' kiddin' me with this, greenhorn? You referring to twisting Doc's strongest insult around back at him? Johnny...Doc himself is famous for the same kinda shit, as are MANY of the greatest trash talkers throughout XWF history
What's your motivation here? You just stepped in to, what, talk shit to the guy, me, that not ONLY got called out in the first place but was then double teamed? You thought 3 on 1 sounded better? You suckin' up to Doc, tryin' to heat up our match for Warfare or just mad that I was talkin to the Sugay Sisters after you thought you staked your claim to them like personal property? Probably all 3. Look bro, welcome to the XWF, happy to have you here, I'll be seein' you real soon in the ring."
re:Mr. Caedus - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 08-17-2017
Oh AND you are fighting John Holliday on Warfare? In the third match of an eight match card? Wow, yeah, you've come far. I see Barney Green in the Main Event and a couple of debuts ahead of you. Yeah, good luck on your climb, JC.
That's another good example of "What to do with Jim Caedus...?" Oh, let's pad his record some more to keep him happy. Prick.
Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-18-2017
"Doc if you're one thing it's inexhaustible with excuses.
You're absolutely right, how could I take being told I'm afraid of you and hiding as a challenge? What the fuck was I thinking? You just wanted to double team troll me and argue, it's so clear to me now.
Why would I come crying to you about anything Doc? You're in The Kings and we ain't allies. Does this shit sound logical to you before it leaves your lips?
No, Doc, all factions do NOT work that way. I never asked any member of Ax3 to poof into my match and take a hit for me. That's pussy. I never asked any member of Ax3 nor expected them to come to my rescue in a hallway dispute. That's pussy. I never requested or expected that kinda shit because I pride myself on 1 on 1 when that's what the match entails. The Kings apparently don't. You pride yourself on overwhelming a single man with numbers because it's too much of a chore for a lazy fuck like you to do it all by your lonesome. Dependant wuss.
Maybe Ax3 would be a thing today if The Kings didnt jealously despise what we were accomplishing and make it a personal priority to shut us down. Takin' too much attention were we? Getting too many belts too fast for the liking of The Kings who HAVE to be those lauded despite not possessing the heart of Ax3 and the determination to compete at full-time levels? I'll take Ax3 and the 6 gold straps we held SIMULTANEOUSLY over The Kings any day. Chris Chaos? Yeah, he and Graves both did one helluva job fuckin' over a beautiful thing and that's what, supposed to be my fault? Lucky for you your team doesn't include a member who'll selfishly sabotage plans for titles and future matches using the shadiest of tactics to do so. Right? Can't all be as perfect as you, Doc. Btw..._how_ many titles have the New Era Kings held SIMULTANEOUSLY at this point? Guess we can't all be as good as Ax3 either.
I take no offense to any lame stab about losing to Blingsteen, she didn't execute our contest honorably when she has the skill to do so. Good thing you two ain't in the same stable 'cause the bitch might take offense to you essentially describing her skill as lower than my own which you define as "a waste". She'd probably out-shady you and kick your ass Doc.
Bro, I told you earlier...you wait until you feel you're at your best. That's my honor. I'll be comin' back at you with the best I can muster, believe it. Don't deny everyone wants to see the two of us face off. Including you and me."
re:Mr. Caedus - JimCaedus - 08-18-2017
(08-17-2017, 11:37 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Oh AND you are fighting John Holliday on Warfare? In the third match of an eight match card? Wow, yeah, you've come far. I see Barney Green in the Main Event and a couple of debuts ahead of you. Yeah, good luck on your climb, JC.
That's another good example of "What to do with Jim Caedus...?" Oh, let's pad his record some more to keep him happy. Prick.
"Really though? Hey John, he's drunk and although you just tried to triple team me like a punk with the same man who's now pissin' in your face (nice choice) you've got skill.
I'm sorry Big Doc Daddy, you're trying to tear me down for brass booking? Cancel the match and take me on instead then, wiseass. Would that suffice? I don't need to be "kept happy", I've been in this business for 21 years paying my motherfuckin' dues, dickhead, think I can't handle losses? Think I haven't spent the majority of my time as persona non grata fed after fed simply for the same style I've accomplished so much with here in the top promotion? You ever go through that Doc? Or have you always had guys like U.S., The Kings and Cadryn to make you feel all nice and cozy? You ain't got shit on me and what I've been through to reach this point. Not in the ring, not out of it."