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NEW XWF MERCH!!!! - Vincent Lane - 07-24-2017

I'm proud to announce several new items available to fans of the XWF!

We have a genuine James Raven poster!

Bruce Blingsteen replica grill!

A Mini Morbid keychain!

Even a FREE mixtape courtesy of XWF's chief mailroom tech, Ari Silverstein!

SPEND THAT MONEY!!!



NEW XWF MERCH!!!! - Chasm - 07-24-2017

Where is the Chasm merchandise, give the fans something they really want not this garbage


re:NEW XWF MERCH!!!! - Vincent Lane - 07-24-2017

What would you recommend? A life sized hole?


NEW XWF MERCH!!!! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-24-2017

gilly might have a new shirt coming out ;)

and i could throw in In this Moment's new cd ;)


re:NEW XWF MERCH!!!! - Phantom Panzer - 07-24-2017

"What about a fuckin' creepy ass clown doll that looks like me? When you squeeze me, it says "HEY THERE, FUCKO!"? That sounds like some great money right fuckin' there.

It could even come with It's own horse cock dildo that can be used.

Well, that'd require the doll to be at least 20" tall.

Here's a prototype."


With the snap of his fingers, a doll with a large black horse cock dildo, being strapped to a large plush doll that looks exactly like PP.

"I can mass produce this shit with ease. Wouldn't cost a dime from the XWF. All I ask, is 10% off each sale. Sell 'em at 1,000 XBux. Actually, hold one."

The doll disappears, and then a new version appears, but nothing looks different.

"The dildo now changes colors depending on what color it likes. It even jizzes on command. So I know Peter will love it. Right up his asshole.

But anyway. XBux making opportunity here for me, money making opportunity for you. What d'ya say, Boss Man?"



NEW XWF MERCH!!!! - Brucette Blingsteen - 07-24-2017

The Motherfuckers need their own line of sandbags.


NEW XWF MERCH!!!! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-24-2017

BURN!


NEW XWF MERCH!!!! - Neville Sinclair - 07-24-2017

I'd gladly start selling Neville Sinclair Scotch Glasses if you're looking to take in the dough