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Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Paul Heyman - 07-22-2017
1: Doctor Louis D'Ville
2: Chris Chaos
3: Thaddeus Duke
4: Robbie Bourbon
5: James Raven
6: Trax
7: Jim Caedus
8: Theo Pryce
9: John Samuels
10: Thomas Nixon
11: Barney Green
12: Neville Sinclair
13: Jack Cain
14: Jenny Myst
15: Phantom Panzer
16: Bruce Blingsteen
17: Travis McCoy
18: Peter Gilmour
19: Chasm <<Still not in Red
20: Mezian
21: Steve Davids
22: John Holliday
23: Guppy Parsh <<<Former hero, nowmer legend
24: Scully
25: Finn Kuhn
26: Mrs. Psycho
27: Wren
28: Maddy & Engy
29: Michael McBride
30: Ezariah
31: Outlaw Brian Harris
32: John Madison
33: Jody Madrox
34: Drezdin
Champions get their name in GOLD
Contenders get their name in RED
Universal Champion: Bruce Blingsteen
-Defense Deadline: August 1
Xtreme Champion: Thaddeus Duke
-Defense Deadline: August 19
Hart Champion: VACANT
-Defense Deadline: ???
Television Champion: Neville Sinclair
-Defense Deadline: Savage Weekly
Jim Caedus & James Raven: #1's to Universal
Chasm & The Engineer: #1's to Hart
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Finn Kühn - 07-22-2017
"Well, at least I'm above the j0bbers. You better keep watch Mister Heyman, because I'm about to fucking soar through those rankings."
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Paul Heyman - 07-22-2017
Lions don't soar.
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Dr.Psycho - 07-22-2017
And yet just Barely above me by one slot!
seems no matter try as you might you cannot escape my shadow as it haunts you constantly!
(Paul? Did you do that on purpose mixing up my name? No complaints just curious? Lol)
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Finn Kühn - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 01:57 PM)Dr.Psycho Said: And yet just Barely above me by one slot!
seems no matter try as you might you cannot escape my shadow as it haunts you constantly!
"Please. The bottom 8 is so purely shitty outside of both Madisons, Engy and McBride that it might as well be in one spot. No matter what, you can't be on my level. Case closed."
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Rosalina - 07-22-2017
*watches the old and young man argue*
Gentlemen, might I intervene on you behalfs please?
Mr.Heyman here is right young man your win was impressive but so too is your opponent's work ethic apparently enough to put you both on the list despite where you are on it.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Finn Kühn - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 02:13 PM)Rosalina Said: *watches the old and young man argue*
Gentlemen, might I intervene on you behalfs please?
Mr.Heyman here is right young man your win was impressive but so too is your opponent's work ethic apparently enough to put you both on the list despite where you are on it.
"Listen. You're cute and you have a grade A skill for cosplay, but please use some common sense. Herjavech the dumbass over there actually thinks he's on my level despite being beaten decisively by me. To even imply that I can't escape his shadow is laughable."
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Rosalina - 07-22-2017
Hmm
" sorry to counter you but looking at the match I'm not seeing a decisive win to speak of young man"... * Rosalina shakes her head*
I'm actually seeing a pretty close match...he had his submission in tight and your only grace was the rope break which he ignored and nearly got Disqualified for because he didn't let go till the near 4 1/2 mark seemingly.
If it were decisive you would have dominated the match from the first bell to the last and not allow Herjavech to lock in a single move wouldn't you have?
Common sense I think defines that as such doesn't it? *giggles*
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Paul Heyman - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 01:57 PM)Dr.Psycho Said: And yet just Barely above me by one slot!
seems no matter try as you might you cannot escape my shadow as it haunts you constantly!
(Paul? Did you do that on purpose mixing up my name? No complaints just curious? Lol)
Fixed it.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Phantom Panzer - 07-22-2017
"Wouldja look at that? Number fucking 15. I'm climbin', baby. Expect more to be knocked off the fuckin' block as I climb right on over their faces and stick my balls inside their eye sockets."
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Finn Kühn - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 02:54 PM)Rosalina Said: Hmm
" sorry to counter you but looking at the match I'm not seeing a decisive win to speak of young man"... * Rosalina shakes her head*
I'm actually seeing a pretty close match...he had his submission in tight and your only grace was the rope break which he ignored and nearly got Disqualified for because he didn't let go till the near 4 1/2 mark seemingly.
If it were decisive you would have dominated the match from the first bell to the last and not allow Herjavech to lock in a single move wouldn't you have?
Common sense I think defines that as such doesn't it? *giggles*
"It's called lulling your opponent into a false sense of security. I easily got to the ropes, and from there Herjavech had no chance."
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-22-2017
the screwjob of peter gilmour continues.. smdfh
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - The Engineer - 07-22-2017
Hey Paulie, it's Maddy. You wanna explain why Engy is still outranked by people he's beaten, or people that haven't even won a match yet, or people with consistently losing records? Or do you just fast forward through all the parts of Savage and Warfare that don't feature the "top 10 people on the roster I wanna blow"?
Thanks hon.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Mr Killjoy - 07-22-2017
If all it took was me destroying a nobody like St Diabollocks to shoot back up the rankings and be on the verge of re-entering the top 5, I can only imagine what position I'm going to be in after what I do to that bastard Duke child.
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - James Raven - 07-22-2017
Don't fool yourself, Trax. You're getting fucked up.
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Thaddeus Duke - 07-22-2017
[Duke]Pfffft.[/duke]
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Paul Heyman - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 09:04 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Hey Paulie, it's Maddy. You wanna explain why Engy is still outranked by people he's beaten, or people that haven't even won a match yet, or people with consistently losing records? Or do you just fast forward through all the parts of Savage and Warfare that don't feature the "top 10 people on the roster I wanna blow"?
Thanks hon.
Because I enjoy watching you cry.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - James Raven - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 09:04 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Hey Paulie, it's Maddy. You wanna explain why Engy is still outranked by people he's beaten, or people that haven't even won a match yet, or people with consistently losing records? Or do you just fast forward through all the parts of Savage and Warfare that don't feature the "top 10 people on the roster I wanna blow"?
Thanks hon.
He's got a 130 pound tumor weighing him down, toots.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Mr Killjoy - 07-22-2017
I don't RECALL asking for the opinion of a over hyped cripple but when I desire to hear it, I'll let you know, until then watch those ribs.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - James Raven - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 09:55 PM)TRAX Said: I don't RECALL asking for the opinion of a over hyped cripple but when I desire to hear it, I'll let you know, until then watch those ribs.
That's the thing Trax, you don't even HAVE to ask. I'm right here, pre-emptively, telling you what you already know. You're welcome, and tip your waitress.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 09:55 PM)TRAX Said: I don't RECALL asking for the opinion of a over hyped cripple but when I desire to hear it, I'll let you know, until then watch those ribs.
Hey bud.
Gotta break mine first to get to his.
And that ain't happening.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Mr Killjoy - 07-22-2017
Ah yes I forgot Raven, as well as being a Duke dickrider, you're also a massive motherfucker, the big bad Bourbon watching your back, the bullet-proof bodyguard who can barely protect HIMSELF half the time. Have fun carrying around that dead weight Raven, you guys deserve each other. Worthless. I can't blame Pete for his lil' breakdown, I'd want to quit if I lost to you guys too.
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - James Raven - 07-22-2017
Trax, we both know that you were the only one smart enough to keep my name out of your mouth when I came back and that's why you've stayed off my radar thus far. Do yourself a favor and go get your hair did; bite your fucking tongue, or go plummeting right back down those rankings.
I'm a dickrider? I stick up for my allies, they do the same for me. How about my friends get together and fight your... oh, shit...
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Mr Killjoy - 07-22-2017
(07-22-2017, 10:47 PM)James Raven Said: Trax, we both know that you were the only one smart enough to keep my name out of your mouth when I came back and that's why you've stayed off my radar thus far. Do yourself a favor and go get your hair did; bite your fucking tongue, or go plummeting right back down those rankings.
I'm a dick rider? I stick up for my allies, they do the same for me. How about my friends get together and fight your... oh, shit...
I kept your name out my mouth because I didn't think it was worth speaking, why would I? Because of things you've accomplished eons ago? Irrelevant. Because of what went down at High Stakes recently? Only thing that proved to me is John Madison is a moron and a fuck up but shit we all already knew that. Congrats on that win against Doc though but its a damn shame you never got your title shot before Caedus got his rematch shot because thats your championship dreams gone I'm afraid. Blingsteen I assume you would've been able to handle but you're not beating Caedus, but I can and will most certainly beat him AGAIN for that title when the opportunity arises.
James, let me ask you... you think I pulled that dead weight comment out of thin air? I've teamed with Bourbon in the past and yeah...do yourself a favour and drop the dead weight. Just some advice, I don't give a fuck if you take it or not, feel free to sabotage your own career I have no qualms about that.
Friends...Allies...heh...you are a fool. I don't need anyone watching my back, not where I plan to go, back to the top, where theres only room for one. I would've thought you would of known this considering how long you've been in the business, maybe you're not as bright as you look, clearly not judging by the people you surround yourself with, fuck them and fuck you, anytime you wanna go one on one, we can go, little Raven.
But until then let me focus on winning this KOTR tournament and in the process, snatching that Xtreme title from that little brat, the same brat by looks of things you've taken a liking for and want to take under your wings, cute, maybe you should focus more on the kids you already have first.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-23-2017
Oh. Look everyone, Trax's gonorrhea is flaring up, because he is pissing and moaning again. Bitch, bitch, nag, nag, used to be a time when you wouldn't complain about a ranking you'd go fucking take one. Now you're just the kid down the block who didn't get invited to the party and now you want to ruin everybody's good time.
The Motherfuckers are on the move. Stay out of the way or don't. Oh, wait, you're already bounced from the tag tourney and doing nothing with yourself these days, so I guess that already puts you out of the way.
James has his shot at the Uni lined up, you're out of the way on that front.
Man, the struggle to be relevant is real sometimes, ain't it?
I hear Finn Kuhn needs an opponent for the Heavymetalweight title, maybe you can right your career, which is pretty dead but that's not my fault so don't blame me. Perhaps a grass roots kind of thing.
Otherwise, yeah, I smell your career suicide around the corner.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Chasm - 07-23-2017
(07-22-2017, 10:14 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:(07-22-2017, 09:55 PM)TRAX Said: I don't RECALL asking for the opinion of a over hyped cripple but when I desire to hear it, I'll let you know, until then watch those ribs.
Hey bud.
Gotta break mine first to get to his.
And that ain't happening.
Can he even get to your ribs with all that fat blocking them?
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Chasm - 07-23-2017
(07-22-2017, 09:04 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Hey Paulie, it's Maddy. You wanna explain why Engy is still outranked by people he's beaten, or people that haven't even won a match yet, or people with consistently losing records? Or do you just fast forward through all the parts of Savage and Warfare that don't feature the "top 10 people on the roster I wanna blow"?
Thanks hon.
It's because he has a slut holding him back, if it wasn't for you Maddy I am sure he would be at least 20th by now but truthfully he should get used to being ranked so low because after I beat him and win the Hart title he would be lucky to make the top 30 with how bad I make him look
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - JackCain - 07-23-2017
We made TRAX cry? Cool, I'll get the popcorn.
Also, what's a "Chasm"?
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - The Engineer - 07-23-2017
(07-23-2017, 02:07 AM)Chasm Said:(07-22-2017, 09:04 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Hey Paulie, it's Maddy. You wanna explain why Engy is still outranked by people he's beaten, or people that haven't even won a match yet, or people with consistently losing records? Or do you just fast forward through all the parts of Savage and Warfare that don't feature the "top 10 people on the roster I wanna blow"?
Thanks hon.
It's because he has a slut holding him back, if it wasn't for you Maddy I am sure he would be at least 20th by now but truthfully he should get used to being ranked so low because after I beat him and win the Hart title he would be lucky to make the top 30 with how bad I make him look
Just lol. Engy's gonna eat your face.
Also, thanks for the clarification on your list Paulie. I feel a lot more comfortable now that I know it's nonsensical unfettered dogshit and not to be taken seriously.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Travis McCoy - 07-25-2017
(07-22-2017, 09:04 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Hey Paulie, it's Maddy. You wanna explain why Engy is still outranked by people he's beaten, or people that haven't even won a match yet, or people with consistently losing records? Or do you just fast forward through all the parts of Savage and Warfare that don't feature the "top 10 people on the roster I wanna blow"?
Thanks hon.
"Better not be talking about me sunshine."
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 07-25-2017
(07-23-2017, 06:24 AM)JackCain Said: We made TRAX cry? Cool, I'll get the popcorn.
Also, what's a "Chasm"?
A hole.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-25-2017
(07-23-2017, 01:53 AM)Chasm Said:(07-22-2017, 10:14 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:(07-22-2017, 09:55 PM)TRAX Said: I don't RECALL asking for the opinion of a over hyped cripple but when I desire to hear it, I'll let you know, until then watch those ribs.
Hey bud.
Gotta break mine first to get to his.
And that ain't happening.
Can he even get to your ribs with all that fat blocking them?
Aw, little buddy needs some special attention?
Tell ya what. Next Warfare, the one after the 2nd of August, how about you and me have a little match, and the loser has their left leg cut off at the knee.
That's right, you're the hot shot, you're king shit, you're obviously the best in the fucking planet or some such, I'm just a fat guy. What have you got to lose?
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Chasm - 07-25-2017
Sorry Robbie but I am already booked that week winning myself the Hart Championship bit really even if I wasn't I would never agree to that match, not because I am scared to lose but mostly because I am not a complete heartless bastard that I want to see you spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair, getting fatter and fatter with every twinkie you shove down your throat until you die alone
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Travis McCoy - 07-25-2017
"Hey Paul, Just thought I'd point out I'm ranked higher than both competitors lined up for the Hart title match.
Figured it was worth saying.
How about you find a way to make that match a triple threat and we show everyone that your rankings are indeed more than 'nonsensical unfettered dogshit'"
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - The Engineer - 07-25-2017
(07-25-2017, 11:46 AM)Travis McCoy Said:(07-22-2017, 09:04 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Hey Paulie, it's Maddy. You wanna explain why Engy is still outranked by people he's beaten, or people that haven't even won a match yet, or people with consistently losing records? Or do you just fast forward through all the parts of Savage and Warfare that don't feature the "top 10 people on the roster I wanna blow"?
Thanks hon.
"Better not be talking about me sunshine."
Do any of those things apply to you? If so, then yes.
As for your request to get in on the Hart championship action just because you outrank Engy, then by that logic we should also extend that offer to the likes of Wren (zero and one and seems to have ghosted after first loss), Dr. Psycho (autistic), Mezian (still employed? Only his girlfriend seems to have hung around), John Holliday (1 and 2 record, maybe?) and Bruce Blingsteen (cashed in on champ, then bitched out on first real title defense).
Engy is four matches deep and the closest thing he's had to a loss is that clusterfuck at the end of the four way that also involved Chasm.
The list means nothing.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Travis McCoy - 07-25-2017
(07-25-2017, 06:51 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:(07-25-2017, 11:46 AM)Travis McCoy Said:(07-22-2017, 09:04 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Hey Paulie, it's Maddy. You wanna explain why Engy is still outranked by people he's beaten, or people that haven't even won a match yet, or people with consistently losing records? Or do you just fast forward through all the parts of Savage and Warfare that don't feature the "top 10 people on the roster I wanna blow"?
Thanks hon.
"Better not be talking about me sunshine."
Do any of those things apply to you? If so, then yes.
As for your request to get in on the Hart championship action just because you outrank Engy, then by that logic we should also extend that offer to the likes of Wren (zero and one and seems to have ghosted after first loss), Dr. Psycho (autistic), Mezian (still employed? Only his girlfriend seems to have hung around), John Holliday (1 and 2 record, maybe?) and Bruce Blingsteen (cashed in on champ, then bitched out on first real title defense).
Engy is four matches deep and the closest thing he's had to a loss is that clusterfuck at the end of the four way that also involved Chasm.
The list means nothing.
"I outrank Chasm as well. But hey, whatever, list is shit right?
And Paul doesn't seen to like either of you much. I'm not above playing the game this way.
You should try it."
Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 07-25-2017
I agree with you boys 100%. We don't need a list to show that I'm the absolute best every week.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - The Engineer - 07-25-2017
(07-25-2017, 07:08 PM)Travis McCoy Said:(07-25-2017, 06:51 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:(07-25-2017, 11:46 AM)Travis McCoy Said:
"Better not be talking about me sunshine."
Do any of those things apply to you? If so, then yes.
As for your request to get in on the Hart championship action just because you outrank Engy, then by that logic we should also extend that offer to the likes of Wren (zero and one and seems to have ghosted after first loss), Dr. Psycho (autistic), Mezian (still employed? Only his girlfriend seems to have hung around), John Holliday (1 and 2 record, maybe?) and Bruce Blingsteen (cashed in on champ, then bitched out on first real title defense).
Engy is four matches deep and the closest thing he's had to a loss is that clusterfuck at the end of the four way that also involved Chasm.
The list means nothing.
"I outrank Chasm as well. But hey, whatever, list is shit right?
And Paul doesn't seen to like either of you much. I'm not above playing the game this way.
You should try it."
You mean shamelessly tonguing balls? You do you.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - James Raven - 07-25-2017
(07-25-2017, 07:12 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: I agree with you boys 100%. We don't need a list to show that I'm the absolute best every week.
Yeah man, you've been untoppable since... last week, when I was #1 for the 9th and 10th editions.
re:Xtreme Power Rankings: 12th Edition 7/22/2017 - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 07-25-2017
(07-25-2017, 07:33 PM)James Raven Said:(07-25-2017, 07:12 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: I agree with you boys 100%. We don't need a list to show that I'm the absolute best every week.
Yeah man, you've been untoppable since... last week, when I was #1 for the 9th and 10th editions.
You bother looking at #1-8? C'mon Raven.
This guy...