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Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-29-2017
Do me a favor and go ahead and polish the Hart Title real good for me.
The last thing I need tarnishing my title is the salt from your tears.
Unless of you course you're yellow, and continue avoiding me like you have been for sometime now.
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-29-2017
Graves takes a time out from sniffing the panties that he stole from Dolly Waters while she was kidnapped. He pulls out his phone and listens to Cadryn trying to sound tough and call out Robert Main.
This fucking guy...
Graves puts the phone away and gets back to it, because this massive errection isn't going to take care of itself.
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Robert "The Omega" Main - 05-29-2017
Avoiding you? Are you kidding me? Listen dickless wonder. I've already said you could have a shot at the Hart Championship at the ppv. What more do you want? Me to hold your fucking hand? Again in case you forgot. All your xbux and if you have a title that too. - vs - my championship triple story cage match. I promise you'll lose to me for a third time. Get used to it chump!
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-29-2017
I ain't gonna have no title, I don't win matches.
...shit.
Anyways..
Whatever the stipulation, whatever the whatever, I don't care.
You v Me arm wrestling competition.
...shit.
Wrestling match.
YOU GOIN DOWN BIG BOY.
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-29-2017
YOU TELL'EM CADRYN!
MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH!!!
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-29-2017
(05-29-2017, 06:14 PM)Micheal Graves Said: YOU TELL'EM CADRYN!
MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH!!!
OH FUCK YEAH, BUD.
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-29-2017
FRUITY DEVILS!!!
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-29-2017
(05-29-2017, 06:28 PM)Micheal Graves Said: FRUITY DEVILS!!!
Did we just become best friends?
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-29-2017
Wait... No!
We hate each other!
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-29-2017
(05-29-2017, 06:40 PM)Micheal Graves Said: Wait... No!
We hate each other!
Well..
Goddamn..
...Are you sure?
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-29-2017
Sure about what?
Are you asking me to enter the tag team tournament with you? The Fruit Devil's could totally own that shiz!
I just have one question!
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-29-2017
The Fruity Devil's would pretty much run roughshod over the division...
What's the question?
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Robert "The Omega" Main - 05-30-2017
I find it humorous Cadryn that you are begging for a match with me in the first place! No one and I mean no one needs to carry "The Omega"! If you'd like to check stats go ahead! Then you would see what a true wrestler looks like. What have you done lately? Won the Television Championship for a matter of seconds? You called me out I answered! There is no ducking you. Why in the hell would I duck and easy win? An easy defense? If you actually think for one split second you can beat me in the ring! You are actually dumber than I thought you could ever be! I beat you 10 out of 10 every time! Graves and I beat your ass on Savage! Now we will beat your ass On Warfare! Then I will end your ass at the paper view. Keep running your lips! All your doing is give me more ammo to shoot your pathetic ass down!
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-30-2017
"Ah, Champ. You literally have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
Your claim to fame is beating me in a tag match where my partner was less than admirable and honestly, just showed up with no intentions of helping me. Guess what, dude? It's going to be the same on Warfare. Yeah, you might walk out victorious once again, but who takes pride in beating someone 2 on 1 or 3 on 1? Your lame ass attempts at tarnishing my already barely average record is laughable. You've not yet seen what I am capable of, and that's totally okay. I really haven't had much of a reason to go full steam ahead yet. However, at High Stakes, when I wipe the floor with your ass one on one, I expect you to stand up and shake my hand. I expect you to show me the respect that I've earned, and to hand me the Hart Title under the understanding that the better man won.
Keep holding on to the false hope, it gives you something to strive for.
You call yourself "The Omega" which is also laughable.
Jesus was The Omega.
Maybe God wouldn't mind if I borrow his title and show you who the real Alpha is.."
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Robert "The Omega" Main - 05-30-2017
No my claim to fame isn't beating you. It wont be beating you for a second time! It wont be beating you for a third time! My claim to fame is I've never been pined in the XWF! Or maybe it's the fact I am a double champion! Or because I beat the very best this place has to offer. So quickly do we forget whom I've beaten! Jim, Chaos, Reno! See I have beaten the best! I'm just trying to put it into perspective for your peon brain to understand. You will lose to me! And as far as me trying to insult you. There not insults moron! They are the simple and utter truth! You are not on my level! I will crush you. I will win! I will retain! You've got not shot!
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-30-2017
"You see, Robert, this brain understands quite a bit more than you'll ever be able to comprehend. With that said, I find it odd that you gloated about beating me in a tag match, but now, all of a sudden, it's not something that seems to matter. Therein lies the problem, pal. You're unsure of you accolades, just as much as you are actually unsure of yourself. You can keep frontin' for Ax3, the roster, hell, for the word. But I see through that leather jacket facade you call a career. I'll give credit where credit is due, you've beat some big names. You managed to best Caedus, a man that I couldn't beat for the life of me, and I applaud that, I truly do. The fact of the matter is, that I wasn't at the caliber I am today. Barney Green, a certified legend, fell before me. Thomas Nixon, a man who is well on his way to becoming a legend, fell before me. Jack Cain, a man who has proven himself a force to be reckoned with, fell before me. Do you see a pattern here, Robert? The only simple truth in our situation, is that you're reign will be coming to an end very soon. You were once great, I recognize that. But if it comes down to it, I'll be great once. And that one time will be the Fall Of Troy, so to speak, for Robert Main."
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Robert "The Omega" Main - 05-30-2017
Beating you wasn't gloating by any means. It's more of a F you! I'd never brag about beating someone like youself. I just like letting people know they got their ads handed to them on a silver platter. So you've beaten a few guys who are either barely around now. Or has a strangle hold on the television division. I'd applaud you but I'm too busy grabbing for my barf bag.
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-30-2017
The difference between us is, I wear my failures for the world to see, just as much as my accolades.
I've lost 6 times, and I won't make excuses, it's obvious I wasn't the right man for the job. These things happen, but also, again, do not discredit my victories either.
You may believe that you're somehow better than me, and it may even look that way on paper.
It's ironic, really.
You're like a duck on a pond. On the surface, everything looks calm cool and collected. Below the water, however, those feet are moving a mile a minute.
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Theo Pryce - 05-30-2017
(05-30-2017, 08:47 AM)Robert Main Said: Or because I beat the very best this place has to offer.
Oh really?
(05-30-2017, 08:47 AM)Robert Main Said: So quickly do we forget whom I've beaten! Jim, Chaos, Reno! !
It's adorable that you think that's the best this place has to offer. Why don't you just throw out Barney Green, Bx3, and the handicapped guy we pay to take people's ticket stubs at the door while you're at it.
Here I thought Graves was the delusional one.
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - John Samuels - 05-30-2017
(05-30-2017, 08:47 AM)Robert Main Said: because I beat the very best this place has to offer.
Samuels laughs so hard he spits out his cortado, spraying the side of Theo's face.
"Get a load of this fucking guy! Take notes Cad, this guy is fucking hilarious."
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-30-2017
(05-30-2017, 02:29 PM)John Samuels Said:(05-30-2017, 08:47 AM)Robert Main Said: because I beat the very best this place has to offer.
Samuels laughs so hard he spits out his cortado, spraying the side of Theo's face.
"Get a load of this fucking guy! Take notes Cad, this guy is fucking hilarious."
"I know, boss. This guy might actually be more hilarious than I am, and that's saying something.
Although, nobody like a liar, Robert!"
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-30-2017
Say what you will, but the fact is, Robert has faced numerous "main event talent" since coming to the XWF, but has yet to be pinned in singles competition. If any if the Kings™ wanna put his skill to the test, don't sing it, bring it!
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - JimCaedus - 05-30-2017
"Let's be fair, Robert IS always good for a laugh...I personally find it amusin' as hell every time someone doubts 'im and has their ass handed to 'em. My bro defines the XWF Hart Title, ain't no one in this business like 'im. But by all means...test his mettle in the ring. See what happens.
Bobby you've got nothing to prove here my brother, your record speaks for itself. Let's you, Mikey and I get the fuck outta here. We're a new trio of Double Champions. We've got some celebratin' to do. It's on me."
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-30-2017
Cadryn looks to Jim Caedus with a smile.
"Hey Jimmy! You're the only part of Ax3 I like!"
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 06-02-2017
(05-30-2017, 05:12 PM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: Cadryn looks to Jim Caedus with a smile.
"Hey Jimmy! You're the only part of Ax3 I like!"
...
b... But... friends forever...
b... But... friends forever...
Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Cadryn Tiberius - 06-02-2017
Oh..
re:Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 06-02-2017
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Robert "Ax3 carries my terrible ass" Main - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-05-2017
id love to see caddy win the hart title.. then hand it over to its rightful owner ;)