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40 God Damned Squirrels - 40 Squirrels - 05-25-2017 WRESTLER'S STATS In-Ring Name: 40 Squirrels Wrestler's Real Name: 40 distinct consciousnesses moving together, the way they do or communicate to each individual member is beyond human comprehension. New to XWF or a returning roster member?: Rotating? Squirrels retire, squirrels die, but here, there are always 40. Wrestler Date of Birth: Varies Height: Individually, 9 inches. Sum, 5'11" Weight: Sum, 40 lbs on average. Individually, 1 lb on average. Hometown: Parks, the woods, seasonal Personality: Kinda mean unless you have a snack, then less skittish and somewhat inquisitive. Alignment (heel/face/tweener): Face Looks Description: A squirrel, times fourty. Ethnicity: Squirrel, American Pic Base: WRESTLING STATS Strengths: Amorphous entity, even if you kill one or more of the squirrels, they generally get back up to 40 in no time. Squirrelly. Weaknesses: They're just a pack of squirrels. Entrance Theme Music: I'm a Squirrel by Foamy the Squirrel Special Entrance (if any): As the music gets into full swing, we see 4 lines of string have been attached to the ring posts from the scaffold. 40 Squirrels climb down the lines, which all light up bright neon purple as the arena lights all go crazy, flashing green, red, blue, yellow, purple, white, and even shutting off leaving the arena dark as the neon lines have a strobe effect due to the 40 squirrels. The 40 Squirrels group up on their corner. 5 or More Commonly Used, Standard Moves: Bite Superkick Cross Body Block Sleeper Hold Ankle Lock Trademark Move(s): The Nut Train, The Squirrel Clutch Description(s): The Nut Train: 40 really tiny bronco busters in a row performed by all 40 squirrels. The Squirrel Clutch: The 40 squirrels swarm themselves over the oppenent's body then dig their hands and feet in really deep with individual claw holds all over the body. Finishing Move(s): The Mandible Claw, Death From Above Description(s): Mandible Claw: As known, except instead of a human hand applying the lock, it's a couple of squirrels. Death From Above: All 40 Squirrels climb to different positions on the top rope and turnbuckles around the ring, surrounding a prone victim. They bound, performing a dizzying display of moonsaults, shooting star presses, and everything in between, forming into a conic shape mid-air and landing squarely on the opponent's sternum. Favorite Hardcore Attacks/Spots: Scurrying into an opponent's clothes and causing them to hit themselves. Additional notes: They're just 40 squirrels. I don't know what you want from me.