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You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017
Graves peeks over to Cadryn and bonks him on the head.
Shut up dude, I'm trying to get some!
re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017
Bilbo's wheelchair stops, its wheel slipping and spinning in a weird wet spot on the floor.
"Great. You three fags owe me however much the government paid for this chair. Pull your panties up, Micheal, nobody wants to see your baby dick."
Bilbo's erection swells.
You Want My Help? - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-18-2017
Cadryns eyes widen.
"GRAVY THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR."
Cadryn grabs Bilbo and thrusts his mysteriously misshapen man meat deep in his mouth.
"FRAVEY, WHY ARE YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE HERE. WHY IS GRAVY SO MEAN TO ME ALL OF A SUDDEN. DOES HE NEED ANOTHER SEVERED HAND AND A BOWL OF CEREAL? WHY DOES HE REJECT MY LOVE, HUH, WHY, WHY FRAVEY, WHY?!"
re:You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017
With Bilbo now out of his chair, Cain grabs his cell phone and shows it to Graves and Cadryn. On it is the following link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_the_Game_(association_football)
OK, he wants some balls action? Who wants to kick off?
re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017
"Gukgdhfghkkgkhjj."
You Want My Help? - drezdin5788 - 05-18-2017
hey cadryn how about you and me team up and shut them up? you say yes to that ill pay you 15k of my own money right there in the ring
re:You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 10:17 AM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: Cadryns eyes widen.
"GRAVY THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR."
Cadryn grabs Bilbo and thrusts his mysteriously misshapen man meat deep in his mouth.
"FRAVEY, WHY ARE YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE HERE. WHY IS GRAVY SO MEAN TO ME ALL OF A SUDDEN. DOES HE NEED ANOTHER SEVERED HAND AND A BOWL OF CEREAL? WHY DOES HE REJECT MY LOVE, HUH, WHY, WHY FRAVEY, WHY?!"
Son, you need some tablets or some shit. Don't go around shoving that little shitstain's cock in your mouth, that's been in fuckin' goat assholes for God's sake.
re:You Want My Help? - DZirado - 05-18-2017
Darren slaps Cadryn in the back if the head.
Boy, what in the hell are you doing?
Darren glares at the other "men" in the room.
Y'all need Jesus!
Zirado looks to the little wheelchair man with the hard cock.
You may need more than just Jesus son!
You Want My Help? - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-18-2017
Cadryns eyes return to normal.
"Hmm, that was odd. Dad, get the hell out of here before one of these meatgazers make you their handful of bologna."
re:You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 10:21 AM)DZirado Said: Darren slaps Cadryn in the back if the head.
Boy, what in the hell are you doing?
Darren glares at the other "men" in the room.
Y'all need Jesus!
Zirado looks to the little wheelchair man with the hard cock.
You may need more than just Jesus son!
Jesus is sittin' this one out Padre...
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re:You Want My Help? - DZirado - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 10:21 AM)BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Said: Jesus was the first.
Jesus love you son>
re:You Want My Help? - DZirado - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 10:25 AM)BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Said: Jesus can tongue fuck my asshole.
Son, I always try to turn the other cheek like the good Lord says, but boy, I'm about to fuck your world up if you say one more cross thing about Jesus Christ!
re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017
Bilbo spits Cadryn's meager dribble of semen into his claw hand and starts to masturbate.
"See how much of a queer you are? You enjoyed that. I didn't because I'm not a
. Put me back in my chair before I call the cops and tell them you abused a handicapped person. Oh, and soccer is for fruits."
re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017
oh... Oh... OHhhhhhhhh!!!!
Graves ejaculates into the opening if a Coca-Cola can as his eyes roll into the back of his head. Graves takes a moment to catch his breath before holding the can out in front of him.
Anyone want a protein shake?
You Want My Help? - drezdin5788 - 05-18-2017
I don't think that jesus wont be that suffice........well maybe theres one thing.....you got a bible with ya
re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017
"Why don't you shut your dicksucker, Drezdin? Get in the ring and let me prove you're gay by fucking you in your ass until I cum."
re:You Want My Help? - DZirado - 05-18-2017
That's it Mr. Reno! Name the time and the place, because Darren Zirado is about to beat some religion into your ass!
re:You Want My Help? - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 10:37 AM)DZirado Said: That's it Mr. Reno! Name the time and the place, because Darren Zirado is about to beat some religion into your ass!
Dad, you better get on with ya bullshit.
You lost to a guy who didn't show up...
re:You Want My Help? - drezdin5788 - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 10:35 AM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Why don't you shut your dicksucker, Drezdin? Get in the ring and let me prove you're gay by fucking you in your ass until I cum."
don't ya got your dad to do that with? but if you still..........what makes you thinks that youll still be alive to make it there on the show. tell you what, to show you how nice I am, you be there on the 27th for savage, and ill kill you right there in the ring in front of the millions at home and of those who are sitting in the arena.
You Want My Help? - DZirado - 05-18-2017
D&D can team up to take out both of these heathens!
Darren and Dezdin - vs - Reno and Blompkinz
You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017
fuck you billy ray cyrus i bet you jack off to kirk cameron
re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017
"Get ten partners I don't care. That will just make a total of eleven bleeding anuses."
re:You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017
I think the best thing for all of you would be to meet Jesus in fuckin' person - so you decide how you want to shuffle off this mortal fuckin' coil and give the rest of us some peace and quiet, you bunch a slack jawed cumrags.
Oh and Bilbo, if you fuck John up the ass are you...?
You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017
eat shit you corny fuck
re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017
"Am I what? Proving once and for all how much of a
you are by you clearly being obsessed with where my dick goes? Why would I fuck John anyway? He's not gay. He's all about that pussy. He's probably your father. Are you mad at him because he didn't play catch with you in the back yard or some other Cat's in the Cradle bullshit?"
re:You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 11:13 AM)John Blaq Said: eat shit you corny fuck
(05-18-2017, 11:15 AM)BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Said:(05-18-2017, 11:08 AM)JackCain Said: I think the best thing for all of you would be to meet Jesus in fuckin' person - so you decide how you want to shuffle off this mortal fuckin' coil and give the rest of us some peace and quiet, you bunch a slack jawed cumrags.
Oh and Bilbo, if you fuck John up the ass are you...?
I think the best thing for you would be to go and visit your mother and ask her if she was snorting meth when she was pregnant with you. No way did you end up being this fucking stupid all on your own.
(05-18-2017, 11:16 AM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Am I what? Proving once and for all how much of a
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re:You Want My Help? - drezdin5788 - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 10:51 AM)DZirado Said: D&D can team up to take out both of these heathens!corrections...its sinners and secondly the shepards or the followers would bea better name.
Darren and Dezdin - vs - Reno and Blompkinz
You Want My Help? - DZirado - 05-18-2017
I like the Shepards
You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017
you sure a fuck?
you sure are a fuck
You Want My Help? - Chasm - 05-18-2017
I really could go for a nice Poutine eh, or some cold brewskie to drink as I watch the hockey game. How aboot that? Can you help me with those eh!
You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017
fuck you billy corgan
re:You Want My Help? - Chasm - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 12:33 PM)John Blaq Said: fuck you billy corgan
Well I take it that was addressed to me and I think was meant as an insult but really how can it saying The Smashing Pumpkins is a great band.
re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017
"Billy Corgan and the Smashing Pumpkins were the gayest band of the 1990s. Anyone with even a single hair on a single ball knows that, but since you manscaped yourself into a full Brazilian from head to toe and now look like newly birthed sea lion, you clearly love gay music."
You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017
the epidemic of faggotry can be traced directly back to the smashing pumpkins so again I say fuck you billy corgan
re:You Want My Help? - Chasm - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 12:41 PM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Billy Corgan and the Smashing Pumpkins were the gayest band of the 1990s. Anyone with even a single hair on a single ball knows that, but since you manscaped yourself into a full Brazilian from head to toe and now look like newly birthed sea lion, you clearly love gay music."
What can I say my wife love my smooth balls
re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017
"What's your wife's name? Bruce?"
You Want My Help? - Chasm - 05-18-2017
Not that it really matters but no her name is Lisa
You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017
lisa chasm sounds like the name of a fucking disease from the 1600's
re:You Want My Help? - Chasm - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 01:11 PM)John Blaq Said: lisa chasm sounds like the name of a fucking disease from the 1600's
Wow do you really think my real name is Chasm? You and Bilbo are a perfect pair as you both are special people
re:You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017
(05-18-2017, 01:17 PM)Chasm Said:(05-18-2017, 01:11 PM)John Blaq Said: lisa chasm sounds like the name of a fucking disease from the 1600's
Wow do you really think my real name is Chasm? You and Bilbo are a perfect pair as you both are special people
is it billy corgan?