You Want My Help? - Printable Version

You Want My Help? - Printable Version

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You Want My Help? - James Raven - 05-17-2017

Fuck the Kings.

Fuck AX3.

Now that that's out of the way, let's talk. I'm not stupid. I know the majority of you hate the ever-ongoing dick measuring contest between those two, and I also know that they're the most talented members of your roster and the majority of you are absolutely powerless to do anything about it.

This is where I come in.

It's come to my attention that the XWF has become desparate to find anyone to give these guys a run. How did it come to my attention? Because they found me, and trust me when I tell you that it's cost them... but this tag team title tournament? Well, that wasn't a part of my deal and it's piqued my interest. I'm not asking Loverboy for any more, his nerves are already rubbed raw and I'm honestly not sure his resources run deep enough to give me anything extra.

This is where you come in.

Are you an XWF roster member that's dog shit and dreams to be slightly above dog shit? Are you a mid-card veteran that wants to be known as the lesser half of the team that vanquished the Kings? Are you one step behind the top dogs and looking for the man, the myth, the legend that can give you the glory you've so long deserved?

Get at me.

Tell me why you're the person who's going to hold me back the least. Tell me why you're the one who can offer me something nobody else can. Make me wet boys, and I'll make you fucking rich.

So who am I? Why is this brash 1-0 rookie making demands?

I'm someone that CAN make demands. I'm someone that WILL make demands, and if you don't like it keep fucking moving, but in three months when you're begging for a title shot or a main event and the XWF keeps tacking 0's onto my pay cheque just to get me to come back and defend the title belts that you could have held with me... who's going to feel stupid? I'm a multiple time tag champ in my career, and spoiler alert, that includes here.

I teamed with guys that would make your asshole tighten.

I beat teams that you boys bought "Best of" DVD's for.

Fuck the Kings. Fuck AX3. They're next.

I'll do it alone if I have to.

re:You Want My Help? - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 05-17-2017

What an amazing coinc-e-dink.

(05-04-2017, 03:31 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
Do you consider yourself top notch?

Are you ONE.........

Of a few a good men?

Do you wake up each morning and snort your Wheaties just because it will hit quicker and stronger?

Are YOU one of the best?

Are you at least decent??

Then.......

That's right fans. The KINGS™ are running a helluvamuck here in the XWF and the only answer is..... More tag teams! Is there anyone? Is there someone?! That could step up, take a man by the hand, and be one of the few...... One of the PROUD!! .... Hell, maybe JUST TAKE A CHANCE!

The KINGS™ must be stopped. And it's not only up to me. It's up to YOU.

You Want My Help? - James Raven - 05-17-2017

I'm aware that he needs my help. I'm aware many others do as well. Thanks for your attention to the matter.

You Want My Help? - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 05-17-2017

You're most welcome, my friend! I will also bring to your attention that it's going to take a lot more than just broadcasting your availability and willingness to work with others to really grab anyone worth a damn's attention around here. I noticed there isn't exactly a big line in front of that Tag Team Title sign up sheet hanging in the back..... Why do you think that is?

I'll give you another one of these, maybe you could give it to a friend.

You Want My Help? - James Raven - 05-17-2017

I don't know about you, but I generally don't let the team on the other side of the line pick the players that line up on mine. If Steve wants to talk to me, he will. He's a grown man. If I want you to sign his permission slip I'll send it home pinned to his jacket.

I don't care who else is signing up for this, like I said I can do it myself if I have to. An intelligent man investigates all avenues though, I'm sure you understand.

You Want My Help? - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 05-17-2017

Oh, I understand. I did up until you said something about if you had to you'd take the KINGS™ out all alone. You lost me there.

re:You Want My Help? - Mr Killjoy - 05-18-2017

I share your dislike for The Kings man but I've yet to see what you can do so excuse me for being a lil' sceptical about how much "help" dealing with the current situation you can be, that, and I no longer trust people in masks, blame Dolly for that.

You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017

shut your fucking mouth you talentless piece of shit

this applies to all of you

You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017

no shit man. d shadows strikes me as a guy who would publicize a losing record.

re:You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017

(05-17-2017, 08:37 AM)Nathan Lucas Said: Are you an XWF roster member that's dog shit

Quote:Jody quickly kicks out from his slumber with the new belt.

Better luck next time, Lucas

He walks away from em'

(05-17-2017, 08:37 AM)Nathan Lucas Said: and dreams to be slightly above dog shit?

Quote:
Winner and NEW Heavymetalweight Champion - John Blaq

blaq adjusts his mask so he can more clearly look down upon yet another talentless nobody talking shit they cant back up

You Want My Help? - James Raven - 05-18-2017

Homeboy, your title belt says "

" on it. Date and time; I'll fuck your world up.

You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017

wow such animosity, how about this: you give me all your xbux and ill carry you through the tag team tournament

re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 08:07 AM)John Blaq Said: wow such animosity, how about this: you give me all your xbux and ill carry you through the tag team tournament

Shit, $6000 xbux ain't even worth your time John. Don't let that lying troll get to you. He's a soon to be never was with a history that's more made up than Hero Xtreme.

Real Recognize Real!

That's why this punk don't see you for being the white-hot star that you are.

You Want My Help? - drezdin5788 - 05-18-2017

ya know blaq.......just do aaalll us a favor and YOU shut the fuck up. I mean no man on this roster as dumb as you are not to realize that if you haven't have a match and still flap your gums since joining the roster, you..aint..shit! though beside if you did, you problemly got your ass whooped faster than me, and that's bad.

re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 08:17 AM)drezdin5788 Said: ya know blaq.......just do aaalll us a favor and YOU shut the fuck up. I mean no man on this roster as dumb as you are not to realize that if you haven't have a match and still flap your gums since joining the roster, you..aint..shit! though beside if you did, you problemly got your ass whooped faster than me, and that's bad.

You're the last one that should be running your mouth about somebody being dumb. Your ass one of the main contributors to my new found

linguistics.

re:You Want My Help? - James Raven - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 08:07 AM)John Blaq Said: wow such animosity, how about this: you give me all your xbux and ill carry you through the tag team tournament

I'll give you the X-Bux to shut the fuck up for a contracted amount of time, but I'll pass on the tag team. The offer stands to beat the shit out of you as soon as you reach down and find your set though. All you gotta do is opt in.

You Want My Help? - John Whyte - 05-18-2017

wow you want to pay me to leave you alone? i didnt think it was possible but there is a bigger bitch in this fed than jim caedus. tell you what, since youre clearly not up to the task ill just take that federweight belt that you barely beat CADRYN for.

You Want My Help? - drezdin5788 - 05-18-2017

you do know that if you flap your gums in a promo youll get your ass whooped faster then you can say holy shit right? nope you don't. at least I know if I let my actions do the talking I wont look like you in when gettingmy ass whooped.

re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017

Bilbo's gigantic erection enters the room followed by Bilbo himself via motored wheelchair.

"Fuck you Drezdin, you don't want any of JB, you stupid jew. Get in the ring with me and you'll get every inch of this stuffed into you."

re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017

"Graves can suck my dick too, I unhated that post just to get my name away from his."

re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 09:13 AM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Graves can suck my dick too, I unhated that post just to get my name away from his."

Head over to my place, I'll get your dick sucked... By a girl no less.

re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017

"Bitch I get this dick sucked by chicks any time I want. I don't have to kidnap little kids to do it because this cock has three Michelin stars compared to that shriveled pigtail you've got. If you had any pride you'd just gently lay my dirty asshole on top of your mouth and nose until you suffocated.

re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

I swear, you try to be nice to some people...

How in the fuck does that paraplegic phallus get so swollen anyway? You got batteries hidden somewhere, or is there a pump in surgically installed in your taint?

And what I have to do, and what I like to do are two different things buddy. I don't HAVE to kidnap kids, just like you don't HAVE to try and force that flaccid prick down other dudes throats, but here we are...

re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017

"I take erectile dysfunction meds because I'm handicapped, Jesus, don't you pay attention? Are you making fun of my disability? What the fuck is wrong with you fags these days?"

re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

You're so cute... You almost look like a child!

re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017

"Yeah bitch and you almost look like a shit I took after eating pussy for three straight days. You don't want none of me, MichEal, I'll jerk you off in the middle of the ring to prove how much you like it when guys play with your cock and balls. Then I'll rub your nut all over my skin until I look like a glazed donut just to prove what a

you are."

re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 09:38 AM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Yeah bitch and you almost look like a shit I took after eating pussy for three straight days. You don't want none of me, MichEal, I'll jerk you off in the middle of the ring to prove how much you like it when guys play with your cock and balls. Then I'll rub your nut all over my skin until I look like a glazed donut just to prove what a you are."

SOMEBODY BOOK THIS SHIT NOW!!!

RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

This boy gonna look like a glazed doughnut!!

re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017

"See? Gay."

re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

Hey, you want to jerk my dick, then slime up with my cum... Call me what you will, but that's fucking hot!

re:You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017

Fuckin' hell, so many fuckin' weirdos, so little time...
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re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017

"Hey look Graves, your boyfriend is here and he's pissed off because you were talking about cheating on him with another, better, man. I liked your post by mistake because I was using my non-dick hand, Cain. Don't get excited and cum in your track pants."

You Want My Help? - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-18-2017

What's this I hear about some gay stuff?

re:You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

Shut up

, you had your chance and blew it!!!

re:You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 10:00 AM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Hey look Graves, your boyfriend is here and he's pissed off because you were talking about cheating on him with another, better, man. I liked your post by mistake because I was using my non-dick hand, Cain. Don't get excited and cum in your track pants."

Son, the only time I could ever get excited by you would be pissing on your grave at your funeral.

re:You Want My Help? - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 10:03 AM)Micheal Graves Said:
Shut up , you had your chance and blew it!!!

The world wouldn't be sad if you took a long walk off a short dick.

re:You Want My Help? - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-18-2017

"Oh and now Cadryn's here to complete the

party gangbang. Great. All three of you are gay as hell. I bet if I took your tiny meats in my mouth and sucked gently, all three of you would get hard and orgasm pretty quickly. You'd probably sit there and let me stroke your balls and stick my fingers in your bums, too. Here, watch how gay you are."

Bilbo's wheelchair starts rolling toward Jack Cain.

re:You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 10:06 AM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Oh and now Cadryn's here to complete the party gangbang. Great. All three of you are gay as hell. I bet if I took your tiny meats in my mouth and sucked gently, all three of you would get hard and orgasm pretty quickly. You'd probably sit there and let me stroke your balls and stick my fingers in your bums, too. Here, watch how gay you are."

Bilbo's wheelchair starts rolling toward Jack Cain.

party gangbang huh? I got enough shrapnel lodged in my cock if you sucked it you'd get lead poisoning.

You Want My Help? - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-18-2017

Graves rolls his tights down, exposing his semi chubby. He spreads his arms and looks to the Heavens as he stands in front of Jack Cain like a human shield.

re:You Want My Help? - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-18-2017

(05-18-2017, 10:06 AM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Oh and now Cadryn's here to complete the party gangbang. Great. All three of you are gay as hell. I bet if I took your tiny meats in my mouth and sucked gently, all three of you would get hard and orgasm pretty quickly. You'd probably sit there and let me stroke your balls and stick my fingers in your bums, too. Here, watch how gay you are."

Bilbo's wheelchair starts rolling toward Jack Cain.

Calm your cock, ironsides. Ain't nobody looking to let that grotesque cockholster anywhere near their man meat.

Especially not The Essence of Excellence.

This mysteriously misshapen man meat is meant for mangling moon.

Yeah, moon. Massive poon.

Cunts.

You Want My Help? - JackCain - 05-18-2017

OOC: You guys realise if WCW was still running, and this was 2000, they'd totally steal these ideas?