(03-17-2017, 05:14 PM)Dolly Waters Said: Awe little Scullster is without a date for Lethal Lottery! Tell Ya' what bubs it looks as if Kato got confused and booked The Buronan, who we all know doesn't exist in the Heavy Metal Weight match, and I've obviously got bigger fish to fry.

Maybe if you act like a good little bitch and ask nicely he'll just give you that spot then?

(03-17-2017, 10:45 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: I dunno. I mean it seems like a good deal. Like, what else are you going to do? That match could use your unique brand of suck.

(03-17-2017, 10:55 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: Brother Doc, I knew you'd come.


I worry not, friend.

Two weeks is a long time.

(03-17-2017, 10:45 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: I dunno. I mean it seems like a good deal. Like, what else are you going to do? That match could use your unique brand of suck.

(03-18-2017, 12:26 AM)Thaddeus Duke Said: Yes.

I ran so hard.

Or, I couldn't enter the United States, but who needs facts?

After I reclaim my title, I'll gladly give you a shot. You're not getting into the title match at Lethal Lottery. It already has its token perennial loser in Broken Oswald etcetera etcetera.

(03-18-2017, 01:08 AM)Thaddeus Duke Said: You should try something more creative than "two minutes" and "premature." Leave the silliness to the children.

If you're looking for an opponent still since no one gives a shit about you, I could give you my father's number.

He doesn't do much these days.

He also hasn't been in the ring in like two years. I'm sure you could take him easily.

(03-18-2017, 10:15 PM)Sebastian Duke Said: I'd suggest you tread lightly, boy. You should back out now, before I dust off my gear and accept this open challenge and destroy you.

(03-18-2017, 10:42 PM)Diesel Said: I've been out of action since Sycho Sid powerbombed me on my elbow over the summer! Dusty, if you want a match with the greatest World Wrestling Federation champion of all times, I got you brother. Dusty versus Big Daddy Cool and I'll do ya one better, I'll even put my World Wrestling Federation title ON THE LINE at WrestleMania!

Ex XWF <img src=https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Champion Said:Scully verses Diesel and Iron Sheik, I mean Duke.. Oh and Tuna Vag Luna in a 3- on- 1 handicap match? Just for the record, I am not handicapped!"[/red][/b]

(03-19-2017, 01:25 AM)Broken Oswald Autem Sephtis Said:

Ex XWF <img src=https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Champion Said:Scully verses Diesel and Iron Sheik, I mean Duke.. Oh and Tuna Vag Luna in a 3- on- 1 handicap match? Just for the record, I am not handicapped!"[/red][/b]

"Brother Scully, you would have to be mentally disabled still, if you so wish a three on one match."

When Ghost Tank is calling you mentally , you KNOW you've fucked up.

(03-19-2017, 09:02 AM)Scully Said: "Fucked up by offering Sebastian Duke, Diesel and Luna to a 3-on-1 handicap match? I wouldn't say it was fuckin' up or being mentally challenged, I call it... CONFIDENCE. BALLS. It's called believing in myself and not giving a fuck what I gotta do to get a spot at Double L."

(03-19-2017, 09:35 AM)Mister Fn Dominance Said:

(03-19-2017, 09:02 AM)Scully Said: "Fucked up by offering Sebastian Duke, Diesel and Luna to a 3-on-1 handicap match? I wouldn't say it was fuckin' up or being mentally challenged, I call it... CONFIDENCE. BALLS. It's called believing in myself and not giving a fuck what I gotta do to get a spot at Double L."

Nope I'm with Ghost on this one, its stupidity not confidence, fairly certain poppa Duke could take you by himself, regardless if he's been retired for couple years now, adding two other wrestlers to the match is just overkill. If I was you I wouldn't make rash decisions trying to get a match at "Double L"... you've already taken enough L's lately as it is.

Oh shut the fuck up already, Scully.

We're all over it man. You're a lazy brexiting non-union ass coward. Go choke on a scone, .

(03-19-2017, 06:15 PM)Paul Heyman Said: Lethal Lottery booking is closed as far as I can tell. Maybe next year you should consider the fact you may not advance in Lethal Lottery and do your due diligence. Sebastian Duke is retired. Diesel is no longer under contract, thank god, and Ravenwolf is... well... whatever the hell she is.

You had the luck of drawing strong partners this year. That luck was going to run out eventually and you should have known that. You wanted an opponent, Duke himself almost bit, but what would that do to your stock when a man that hasn't had a match in two years comes back and wipes the floor with you simply because he could? Diesel did bite, but again, he's not under contract. Not surprisingly, he offered up a title he hasn't held in over 20 years. No one cares to face you Scully because beating you means nothing.

(03-20-2017, 10:39 PM)DannyImperial Said: Danny rises to his feet, yawns exaggeratedly and claps his hand once, looking at nobody in particular.

Okay, I'm bored. Book the matchsies, please. Mr Imperial has to go pick some flowers, drop some panties and spank some babies.

Danny spins on one foot, throwing up some jazz hands, waiting for somebody to give him a line to sign on

(03-21-2017, 08:11 AM)Scully Said: "This place doesn't seize to amaze me..
One minute I'm told I'm not having match because etcetera, etcetera.. We'll just ignore the fact that two has-beens challenged me and then what happens? Oh look New Kid on the block sucks alot a dick and gets his debut match against me? Fine! It's your funeral Danny.
Oh and Pauline.. Fuck off ya fat Cunt!
Vinnie.. SUCK ya dead mum!
Fuck you all!"

(03-21-2017, 08:44 AM)Thaddeus Duke Said: *ceases.

Ooc and such...

Pre-Show Kickoff Bout Singles Match DANNY IMPERIAL - vs - SCULLY PER RULE: Open Challenge Standard Match * 1 0n 1 MATCH TYPE: Single Fall * DQ * Submissions * Count Outs (Want more information about this match? Hover over the names, pictures or titles.) BACKSTORY - vs - These two felt left out of the big draw. So Vinnie arranged a match where they could open the show. Can former X-Treme and Universal Champion Scully reassert himself as one of XWF's main players? Will Danny Imperial make good on his promises to flatten every member of the roster? If so, starting with Scully seems like the place to go. Can it be THAT easy?