Reno springs out of the attempt, grabs some apple jacks and nails Tiberius in the face with a freshly sealed box. Gabe grabs some Chex next, and hits Cadryn square in the penis where 'The Franchise' is sure to be lingering as a dick mitten. Reno tips the remaining cereal display over on his sad excuse for a foe, then spots a lucky charm. He walks over and picks out the Undeniable Television Cardboard Championship belt that Tiberius must have dropped among the chaos. Gabe slings it over one shoulder, with his HeavyMetal Weight over the other, then scuffs his feet backward as dirt and spilled Cheerios and Wheaties kick up into Cadryn's burried expression.

Breakfast of Champions... Maybe next time, bitch.