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Begin The Whimsical Fuckery - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 09-06-2016

Hey there Mr., Mrs., Dr., Professor, Captain, General, Admiral, and Inmate America!

Hello.

Me and Arby...

Robbie and I...

Right, I come first. Anyway, we wanted to let the entire locker room know that we won't be interfering in this tournament at all.

Well, maybe a little.

Okay, a lot.

Soooo...

Can't wait to see those promos. I wonder if GT is going to use his telekinesis. Maybe D'Ville and Soldier can look motivated to fight real, honest to goodness main event talent like, well, me if they win the tourney. Maybe Peter and his baby hands can make a tag to, wait, does he even remember who his partner is? Maybe the Blackest Hole just opens wider and wider, like a goatse film. There's even some shit that's only popular in Canada, Jerkbeast and Busdriver.