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Open Handicap Challenge - The Lone Wolf - 02-14-2016
...I've already seen three of XWF's finest...so I'd like to see two more in a handicap match...I have to pin both opponents to win, they only have to pin me once...
Open to anyone and everyone...
Open Handicap Challenge - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-14-2016
Do no men, women, or "other" genders have the guts to accept?
Open Handicap Challenge - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 02-14-2016
they scared of you dog
re:Open Handicap Challenge - Mr Killjoy - 02-14-2016
Three of XWFs finest? Seriously? You got jokes kid.
re:Open Handicap Challenge - The Lone Wolf - 02-14-2016
(02-14-2016, 11:10 PM)King 2 Madz Said: they scared of you dog
(02-14-2016, 11:36 PM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: Three of XWFs finest? Seriously? You got jokes kid.
...I have two open slots for both of you to convince me otherwise...or you guys on a whole 'nother level of being scared than the rest?
re:Open Handicap Challenge - Mr Killjoy - 02-15-2016
(02-14-2016, 11:52 PM)The Lone Wolf Said:(02-14-2016, 11:10 PM)King 2 Madz Said: they scared of you dog
(02-14-2016, 11:36 PM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: Three of XWFs finest? Seriously? You got jokes kid.
...I have two open slots for both of you to convince me otherwise...or you guys on a whole 'nother level of being scared than the rest?
No.
Just no.
Listen I see what you're trying to do, you're new, you want to make an impact and prove to everyone you're the big bad wolf or whatever and I respect that but trying to goad me into accepting your little challenge is laughable.
What do I have to gain out of it, other than an easy win, I mean most people here can't beat me one on one so what chance would you have one on TWO?
Besides, despite the fact I put on a smile that would melt your mommas heart and drop your sisters panties and went out last warfare and carried Fontanna to a decent match I'm still banged up from my match at Snow Job so will be using this and the following week to rest up.
I will be tuning in to warfare though, to watch you go up and most likely lose... to "two of XWFs finest" you'll claim in your words I'm sure, even if those two guys turn out to be Justice Drake and the ring announcer.
Open Handicap Challenge - Chris MacBeth - 02-15-2016
How about going one on one with me is pretty much the same as a handicap match.
You Vs Me and my Giant Balls.
re:Open Handicap Challenge - Mike Emerick - 02-15-2016
"Well, hello there. It's been awhile since M.E has graced the XWF with his greatness, so tell me, who are you?"
"Wait stop, I know now. You're another nobody hoping your thirst of "X-Tremeness" will hide your inability to wrestle and your lack of charisma. Guess what, "Lone Wolf", you can't hide your true weakness. That poison deep within you is noticeable from a mile away. Don't be ashamed, however, because while your diesase can't be hidden, it can be cured."
Mike Emerick then gives a low, menacing laugh,
"Macbeth, it won't be just you who faces this man, you will have a partner in M.E. My suggestion to you is to just stay back and let me and Wolf have our little, appointment."
"It's no longer all about M.E, it's about the poison that lies in each and every one of you."
"Lone Wolf, you will thank me later,"
re:Open Handicap Challenge - Bjorn Felhammen - 02-15-2016
The Viking drunkard limps into the room, slightly sober. He has arrived just in time for another Emerick monologue. He suprisingly applauds Emerick's attempt.
Emerick you greasy fucker, did you forget about me. Of course you didn't. Now before you go speaking of things you'll soon regret, I have to say, he wants a handicapped match.
Not saying I'd like it, but we've grown to know each other enough to agree this kid has too much balls, and not enough cock. Who knows, my cousin might enjoy him much more than you.
Anywho, the pubs up and running finally so drinks on the house.
He takes a mighty swig whilst checking the stitching on his recently re-attached tallywank.
re:Open Handicap Challenge - The Lone Wolf - 02-15-2016
...Well, I guess that settles it: Mr. Macbeth...and Mr. Emerick...
...And as for you, Mr. Dominance...you're blind...If you can't accept an easy win layed out for you while licking your wounds, heh heh, then accept this: I just wanna fight...No reputation...No splash...and certainly no "Scaffold" to climb, heh heh heh...
...And there's only one true cure for those four words, Emerick...putting me six feet under...I hope you and Macbeth are ready to take me that far...
Open Handicap Challenge - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-15-2016
I'm willing to bet $25,000 XBux that we see The Lone Wolf victorious!
Open Handicap Challenge - Mason Prince - 02-15-2016
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re:Open Handicap Challenge - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 02-15-2016
(02-14-2016, 11:52 PM)The Lone Wolf Said: ...I have two open slots for both of you to convince me otherwise...or you guys on a whole 'nother level of being scared than the rest?
no way dog, you 2 vicious for an old timer like me
all i do is organize catering so that we all go home with full bellies
im impressed with your aggressiveness tho. you must be hungry. wolves get aggressive when they have empty tummies.
would you like chicken or beef, sir?
re:Open Handicap Challenge - Mike Emerick - 02-15-2016
Goddamit Bijorn, I thought you learned your lesson. Do I have to slam you through two tables to make you realize how infected you are? Bijorn, the Lone Wolf needs my help, but when I'm done with him, your treatment will begin.
Open Handicap Challenge - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 02-15-2016
fuck you michael
you probably gonna lose to the dog
re:Open Handicap Challenge - The Lone Wolf - 02-15-2016
(02-15-2016, 04:25 PM)Mason Prince Said:
...I think it would be enough to beat a few dozen hot dogs, but you know best...
Open Handicap Challenge - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-15-2016
"... Yeah ok wow so this Lone Wolf dork looks like somebody I should be taking lunch money from and shoving into lockers. Do my math homework for me kid, before I bust a nut in your momma's drawers!
Alexis Riot is a cunt and Mason Prince is a gold digging house wife with gay ass implants."
re:Open Handicap Challenge - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 02-16-2016
Mike Emerick is a fart. Loud, smelly, and he ain't shit.