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Dear Ghost Tank - Goddess Sitre Renenet VIII - 08-15-2015
"Hello, my good friend. As you've no doubt heard by now, Shane
has decreed that you will be the referee for the Tag Team Championship match should it ever actually get booked." ~all the smiles~ "Congratulations, big guy! If you were in front of me I'd give you one of those friendly jabs to the shoulder, you big happy go lucky lug!""I just really hope you're ok with the fact that I've been appointed the official Enforcer for that same match, because as Shane said, if anything should 'happen' to you, there need to be backup measures in place to ensure the integrity of the match is not compromised. So this is me simply extending a friendly hand and saying that I look forward to working with you to guarantee the world sees one of the greatest tag matches of all time under our watchful eyes," ~excitement intensifies~ "and I sure hope you feel the same!"
re:Dear Ghost Tank - Mr. Oz - 08-16-2015
"Sitre, you have some big ovaries in talking to me. Instead of us being have crowned tag champs, instead of us being the ones defending our championship gold, you left me high and dry. I was going to open my home to you, so you and I could work on some of the most amazing promos with each other. Or if you so wanted, you could have used my home as a base of operations for your promos. You could have trained as well.
And while I agree that this match will be great, you pissed me off beyond belief, so don't contact me any further until the match."
re:Dear Ghost Tank - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-16-2015
Whatsamatter Lyden? You see a big burly guy and you just have to get up in his shit? Wow, talk about shallow horseshit. Gee, I wonder who the next CCWF candidate is going to be. What a shocker, Lux Lyden's going to hang out with Shaneco Inc. and spread some bullshit around about how the XWF needs to disappear. ALL SHANE HAS TO FUCKING DO IS CHANGE THE NAME, WHICH IS FREE!!!
Seriously, it's on your fucking tax return if you're a business. Most likely he's keeping the XWF EIN. Guys, guys, check your pay stubs. Us XWF-for-lifers have a new t-shirt to make, it's the actual tax identifier of the XWF from when it engulfed the CCWF over a decade ago!
Fuck you, Lyden. You're just a mean little leprechaun felchmonger sitting around with nothing decent to say about anybody. Cute lil' Lyden, pertly decidin', to rattle up a few cages. His mouth he be pridin', being snotty and snidin', no fucking clue the dudes he enrages. I wreck airplanes as they try to shoot me down from the Empire State Building, I crush car and bone and make my soup with them...
Nope, no I don't do that last one. Either of them. Wouldn't want Lux Lyden to get mad that I was not being honest about how cheap it was to go over to Madness and how I just never wanted to pay that one time, lifetime covering insurance premium of $5. You want the truth, Lux? I sent it straight to Kirk MacClay to cover my Madness expenses. Ask him for a receipt. He has one!
re:Dear Ghost Tank - Mr. Kaleidoscope - 08-17-2015
(08-16-2015, 12:04 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "I was going to open my home to you, so you and I could work on some of the most amazing promos with each other."
Mr. Kaleidoscope: And here children is the absolute lamest, barrel scraping, piss poor euphemism for filming a porno that I've ever seen in my entire life. Fuck man, no wonder she didn't want anything to do with your overgrown beta ass. You got all the charm of a wet sack of dog shit and half the fucking talent. Maybe when you learn how to act like a real man you won't be such a bust with the ladies. Pffffft, like that'll ever happen.
Dear Ghost Tank - Goddess Sitre Renenet VIII - 08-20-2015
(08-16-2015, 12:04 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "Sitre, you have some big ovaries in talking to me. Instead of us being have crowned tag champs, instead of us being the ones defending our championship gold, you left me high and dry. I was going to open my home to you, so you and I could work on some of the most amazing promos with each other. Or if you so wanted, you could have used my home as a base of operations for your promos. You could have trained as well.
And while I agree that this match will be great, you pissed me off beyond belief, so don't contact me any further until the match."
~Blink~ "You and I? Tag champs together?" ~the saddest face, most mocking tone~ "Oh hun, I'm so sorry. I'm not even sure how to break this to you but," ~leaning closer to the camera~ "I never would have chosen you to remain tethered to even if we did win. I know… I know; hard to swallow, right? That someone of my beauty and elegance would have the gall to pass up the opportunity to be tied down to a slack jawed, useless animal? How dare I."
~Flipping her hair aside, upward longing gaze~ "The names I would have had lining up to choose from would have been staggering. After having parted ways with a sloth like yourself and being able to choose any partner I desire to claim the Tag Championships with, I wouldn't have been surprised if I had kings, queens, pharaohs and gods beckoning me," ~sudden, bubbly laughter and smiles~ "but sure, Ghostie, I would have chosen you."
"All comedy aside - if you can focus back on the matter at hand and remain professional, I do still look ever so forward to working with you on Monday. So until then, my friend." ~a wave of the hand across the screen~ "Ta-ra!"
re:Dear Ghost Tank - Ginger Snaps - 08-20-2015
Hey, Sitre, I like your name. Is Ghost Tank bullying you now?