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The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-13-2015
Pest: The Pest warned all of you. He spoke of the evils of Shane. He spoke of the need for Shane to die, the need for replacement. And no one listened. Eli James did the world a favor in removing one Shane from the world. Who will assist the Pest in removing another? Eli? Theodore, Mister Madison? And what of you, Mister Dominance? Where do you stand? Doctor D'Ville? Will you remove the tyrant?
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Mr Killjoy - 08-13-2015
I stand on the side that suits my best interests, Pest. Take that as you will.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-13-2015
Pest: The Pest offers the solution to your predicament. The death of
.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Vincent Lane - 08-13-2015
Trax, if you want to suit your best interests, dude, then you have two choices.
One, you roll with the winning team - the CCWF, the home of the champion.
Two, you stay the fuck out of the way until we decide that belt of yours needs a new home.
Any other options only lead to one end - another black man collecting unemployment.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - John_Black - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 07:56 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Trax, if you want to suit your best interests, dude, then you have two choices.
One, you roll with the winning team - the CCWF, the home of the champion.
Two, you stay the fuck out of the way until we decide that belt of yours needs a new home.
Any other options only lead to one end - another black man collecting unemployment.
Or better yet, a white man is going to be decapitated once again by the likes of Eli and others, so Pest; I don't care about making friends here, but I want to join this whole revolution against this whole CCWF bullshit before it goes south.
Also, Pest, you fully know how Trax is; he's in it for himself just for the sake of that belt he has on his waist, nothing much else besides that.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Mr Killjoy - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 08:04 AM)John_Black Said:(08-13-2015, 07:56 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Trax, if you want to suit your best interests, dude, then you have two choices.
One, you roll with the winning team - the CCWF, the home of the champion.
Two, you stay the fuck out of the way until we decide that belt of yours needs a new home.
Any other options only lead to one end - another black man collecting unemployment.
Or better yet, a white man is going to be decapitated once again by the likes of Eli and others, so Pest; I don't care about making friends here, but I want to join this whole revolution against this whole CCWF bullshit before it goes south.
Also, Pest, you fully know how Trax is; he's in it for himself just for the sake of that belt he has on his waist, nothing much else besides that.
Hm Vinnie, tempting offer, it makes sense for me to join the winning team, I mean, all I've done is win since I've been here, matches, SOTM awards, championships, briefcases, but you see theres a problem... you have something that I want, the Universal Championship, you know that "piece of tin" you bashed me over the head with? So joining you.... that's in my best interest? Thats my primary option? Really? Let me get back to you on that one with a definitive answer.
Suck my duck and cup my balls while doing it like starved African trying to gather water in their hands, Roxy can show you what I'm talking about.
Thats YOUR option, that's MY answer.
Oh and Mr Black....I am in it for myself that is true, last night proved something I said to Scully in one of my Relentless promos, you can't trust ANYONE, not in this profession. However, I am not above temporarily brushing aside differences and working alongside even the most unlikeliest of individuals if I feel that course of action is my best interest. If that's what has to happen....so be it. However this kind of talk shouldn't be discussed so openly, no need to give the enemy forewarning intel on any possible alliances or plans, you people are competent with tech enough to be able send inboxes and such, even old behind-the-times men like yourself Pest, at least I'd hope.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - The Blue Tango - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 08:04 AM)John_Black Said: Or better yet, a white man is going to be decapitated once again by the likes of Eli and others, so Pest; I don't care about making friends here, but I want to join this whole revolution against this whole CCWF bullshit before it goes south.
Also, Pest, you fully know how Trax is; he's in it for himself just for the sake of that belt he has on his waist, nothing much else besides that.
Should you really be talking about one of your brother's like that, broderino? You should be united by the darkness that flows through ya veins, mayn!
And great career choice, Partyboy! Always looking up, no matter what! I got some knee pads if you need them, dude-o.
The Pest and his proclamation - The Reverend Tholomew Plague - 08-13-2015
Pest you are a tyrant in your own right......I think I'll pass on following your lead
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-13-2015
"Pest."
"Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking- aren't you and I sworn enemies? While that may be true, and while I may never directly follow your lead, I can safely say this-"
"We need to put our rivalry to a hold."
"There's the bigger threat right now, that we need to see eye to eye on. Every champion is at risk. Each j0bber will get slaughtered."
"Therefore, I'm willing to put aside this whole Black Hand business. . . until we take down the CCWF."
The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-13-2015
Pest: How am I to trust you, Maverick? You were the reason for this trouble, after all.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 11:04 AM)Pest Said: Pest: How am I to trust you, Maverick? You were the reason for this trouble, after all.
"I was the reason for this trouble? If you're talking about the 'shit' on Trax's briefcase, shouldn't you know better than to trust Shane
's words?""Pest, I'm trying to offer my hand in allegiance to the XWF. You hate me. I hate you. But, we need to put aside our differences and take down the CCWF. Even if you or Gilmour were to beat me for the title, you'd likely be jumped by
and his goons, and you'd be haunted by them. I doubt Gilmour is going to throw away his Hart title shot, but even still, I'll be willing to risk the responsibility of keeping and his goons trained on me, should they want the Hart title.""If I'm to go down, Pest, I'm going to go down swinging."
The Pest and his proclamation - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-13-2015
who's to say when I win the belt
and his gay fags will jump me? maybe I'll join
... u never know ;)
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 11:53 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: who's to say when I win the belt
maybe I'll join
"That seems to contradict with-"
(08-13-2015, 09:47 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter Gilmour, wearing the proverbial CRIMSON MASK is seen dripping in blood all over his body. Blood is literally everywhere from his rock hard chest, to his legs, to the floor which has formed a nice puddle of red. Peter doesn't look very happy.
Peter: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! You piece of fucking shit! You want to send two cunts after me and Dominic and lay us both out? I stood up for you for so long and this.. THIS is how you repay me? I should've known it was the old you under that horrible mask. But now you opened up the gates of hell Shane. What you and your cumsluts did to me will not go unpunished. You want a war.. YOU GOT A WAR! After I'm done with Game Bitch and Iris whatever her last name is, I'm going to go to Madness on the 31st and dismember Maverick and take back the Hart Title. But it won't be the CCWF's version.. It will be the XWF version. So Shane
You started this Shane.. And I am going to finish it.. See u REAL soon Shane... The demons are coming.. FOR YOUR SOUL!
Peter laughs wickedly as he pushes past the cameraman.
"Imbecile."
The Pest and his proclamation - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 08-13-2015
Look at those mice. Scrambling to make plans and clearing their throats as if a single thing they do or say is EVER going to matter.
This is everything I'd hoped for and more. Slowly but surely the XWF will be used similarly to how a "pest" or parasite uses its host's body. I applaud you for your role in this, Pest. They're actually falling for it too! They still have NO idea what's right in front of them.
There will come a day when all that's left running through these halls is CCWF... my victory at last! After all these years.
And to think it all started more than a decade ago when the idiots all thought XWF absorbing the CCWF's roster meant the XWF had won! HAHAHA! This plan has been in motion longer than most of you have had the ability to recognize Maverick's shit on a piece of XWF property!
Those past names who suspected this was coming have been silenced for so long now that none of you current day nibblers even heard their conspiracy theories. Now that this plan has been made public it means we're already well past the point of anything being able to stop us. The players are all in place and not a single one of you knows the full list.
Just always remember that the ones who appear to be leading the fight are given that power, that voice, their resources for a reason. That's how you cleanse and redesign your world. Let the show... CONTINUE! HAHAHAHA!
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-13-2015
"Fuck you, Shane
. Just. . . fuck you."
The Pest and his proclamation - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:41 PM)Maverick Said: "Fuck you, Shane
Did that package arrive yet? You know, the next XWF item I need to have pre-shitted on? If you'd rather keep this private just call me.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:51 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:(08-13-2015, 12:41 PM)Maverick Said: "Fuck you, Shane
Did that package arrive yet? You know, the next XWF item I need to have pre-shitted on? If you'd rather keep this private just call me.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Uh, Joshua, if I were you, I wouldn't respond to this. . .
To hell with Shane. I'm not going to let false claims of his ruin my reputation even further. I'll just prove him wrong, again and again and again.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-13-2015
Stf
and shine up my belt
re:The Pest and his proclamation - St. Diabolicus - 08-13-2015
Apparently there is a line in the sand leading to a party I didn't get an invite too. I'll just plop my ugly ass right here and start taking bets. I'm giving odds to
though, since he is the one with all the money and writes the checks and shit.
The Pest and his proclamation - The Reverend Tholomew Plague - 08-13-2015
You know how you survive wars Lee, the way you survive is by not caring, if you take control of your own destiny and say "Who the fuck am I to care what fed this is," You are much more likely to stick around
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Iris Oppenheimer - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 07:59 PM)The Reverend Tholomew Plague Said: You know how you survive wars Lee, the way you survive is by not caring, if you take control of your own destiny and say "Who the fuck am I to care what fed this is," You are much more likely to stick around
That's also a great way to wind up face down in the mud with your throat slit. For if you pledge no allegiance who will care whether you live or die? Food for thought.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-13-2015
we will see what happens
The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-13-2015
Pest: Gentlemen, and Lady. I assume we all can speak with reason here. Shane wants this. He wants turmoil. He needs it. Maverick, admit you started the issues between us, and then I shall accept you into my ranks. The rest of you, put your faith in the Pest, and he will lead you to victory, as he did once before over a team Mister Lane was on. A team with a
for a leader. Much like this team that Lane has found himself on.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 09:47 PM)Pest Said: Pest: Gentlemen, and Lady. I assume we all can speak with reason here. Shane wants this. He wants turmoil. He needs it. Maverick, admit you started the issues between us, and then I shall accept you into my ranks. The rest of you, put your faith in the Pest, and he will lead you to victory, as he did once before over a team Mister Lane was on. A team with a
"Oh. Yeah. Huh. No, I didn't start the issues between us."
"YOU did."
"No, I'm not going to admit it, nor will I ever, so just make this easy on yourself, and allow us to ally again to take down our common foe."
The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-13-2015
Pest: Back when you first arrived, you wanted to be cool like Vinnie, and started running your mouth to me. Be glad I did not set you ablaze like I did Mister Sharpe. As you did then, run off to play with Lane. Just don't get shit on him.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Scully - 08-13-2015
"Daddio, Pest... Who are these people? Why are they trying to take over the wood like their names were pinky and the brain?"
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 09:56 PM)Pest Said: Pest: Back when you first arrived, you wanted to be cool like Vinnie, and started running your mouth to me. Be glad I did not set you ablaze like I did Mister Sharpe. As you did then, run off to play with Lane. Just don't get shit on him.
"And then I realized what a mistake that was, and then I grew to have my own personality. For better, or for worse, the world may never know."
"But lemme lay this out into perspective for ya. I may have tried to act like a ripoff of Lane early on, but what have you done to me?"
"Force me, WITH NO SAY IN THE MATTER WHATSOEVER, to join your stable? Check."
"Openly voice your disdain for me and hope I lose a championship match while I'm a part of said stable with you? Check."
"Also openly say you're going to screw me out of a match that would get me a title shot while- once again- I'm a part of a stable with you, and actually go through with it? Check."
"Betray me on live television, booting me out of a stable I had no say whatsoever in joining? Check."
"Force my tag team partner to betray me during said humiliation? Check."
"Try and hang over the threat of a young girl's life if I didn't say I basically worshiped you? Check."
"Jesus, Pest, that's literally six- to- one. I hardly did anything compared to you."
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-14-2015
Pest: All of that, it was to make you stronger because of how weak you are. It was to teach you how to be a man, instead of Lane's Shitty me. It would appear that I failed, since you are still a title shitting pussy who wishes to be Lane. That is why you were so quick to grab up the title he once held.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Scully - 08-14-2015
"Screw you, Pest. You haven't even said Howdy to me since you've returned!"
The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-14-2015
Pest: I have not seen you. But, I did have Trax shot for you.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Scully - 08-14-2015
Scully scratches his head.
"Oh yeah you did. Sorry dad. Wanna play ball?"
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-14-2015
(08-14-2015, 04:36 AM)Pest Said: Pest: All of that, it was to make you stronger because of how weak you are. It was to teach you how to be a man, instead of Lane's Shitty me. It would appear that I failed, since you are still a title shitting pussy who wishes to be Lane. That is why you were so quick to grab up the title he once held.
"Yep, title shitting pussy that wants to act big and tough like Lane, simply because I was thrown in a Hart title match with absolutely no say in the matter. That sound familiar, Pest? Me being thrown into something with no say in the matter? It should to you."
The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-14-2015
Pest: Instead owning to things, the pussy puts the blame on others. Did Un put you in this match?
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-14-2015
(08-14-2015, 06:20 AM)Pest Said: Pest: Instead owning to things, the pussy puts the blame on others. Did Un put you in this match?
"See, what you do is that you just proceed to never move on from things. I'm trying to temporarily bury the hatchet with you, until we beat off our common foe, But no, you just can't fucking stand letting things go, and you try having me fess up to mistakes that were uttered nearly a month ago. Pest, I'm trying to be reasonable here. Please, please stop trying to drag old mistakes into this."
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Pest - 08-14-2015
Pest: The Pest has no desire to beat anyone off. But, he wants to bury the hatchet, as soon as he is sure he can trust you. A simple show of proof is all he asks.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - St. Diabolicus - 08-14-2015
I lost sight of my main goal when I pledged allegiance to the dope show and threw myself in the mess with Dangerous Alliance, whence the only person I could consider a friend tucked tail and ran home to momma. I came here to split some wigs and smoke some weed, and the weed is wearing off. I don't care if your XWF or CCWF, come after me, and I'll tear your tongue out your throat and wipe my ass with. Chaotic Neutral for life.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Mr Killjoy - 08-14-2015
This bickering is getting us nowhere fast, Pest and Maverick, what ever past grievances you two had with each other,put it aside. Now. We have bigger issues.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Maverick - 08-14-2015
(08-14-2015, 09:10 AM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: This bickering is getting us nowhere fast, Pest and Maverick, what ever past grievances you two had with each other,put it aside. Now. We have bigger issues.
"Which is what I'm trying to get to. We need to put aside this little rivalry of ours, and unite to take on the CCWF, a match in which I would happily lead Team XWF into alongside you, Trax, and whoever other XWF superstars would like to join us."
re:The Pest and his proclamation - St. Diabolicus - 08-14-2015
[/color]He ponders at the thought of a chance to humiliate Frodo Smackins.
re:The Pest and his proclamation - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 08-14-2015
"Not gonna ever happen, bruh."