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... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-17-2015


Hello, my friends!

It is your King! Your Universal Champion. Yes, indeed. It's Doctor Louis D'Ville.

If you're not all aware already, let the Doctor fill you in..

The Doctor has recently informed Mister General Manager of Warfare Oaktree that he is ready for his BIG title defense! So July 1st, ladies and gentleman, the Doctor will defend his Universal Championship! LIVE! in New Zealand! Against......

Against....

Hm.



















Well, now. Let me see.






























































Well? Anything yet?


Oh snap. You know the closest thing I've had to challenge as of late is some new-guy. Ethan Bird told me himself that it won't be long before our paths cross. He also hinted around to the Professor that he's NOT interested in the X-Treme Championship. Which means only ONE thing....

HA!

Well, let me tell you Mister Ethan. The Doctor wouldn't be where he is today if it wasn't for that X-Treme Championship. Again, I say, drop everything that you've ever thought was real in your many years in all of those different rings. This is the XWF, my friend. That XWF X-Treme Championship is TEN World Titles compared to any that you've EVER owned. I, myself, am a former undefeated X-Treme Champion. Which has led me to my Universal Title. Which is a billion World Titles that you've seen. So before you go stomping on grounds your unfamiliar with, friend, I suggest you look around a bit more. You might hit a land mine or possibly miss out on a valuable opportunity due to your ridiculous stubbornness.

But, enough about you. We've already established that our session will come another day.

So, the second closest thing to a challenge would come from my very own Professor of Insanity. The Dimallisher.

The Dimallisher claims that due to Peter Gilmour's huge victory over Calypso a week-or-so ago, he deserves to be the Number One Contender to the Universal Title. You know, it's a proven fact, that in some people's opinion around here, Peter deserves a title shot every week. Trust me, friends, I wish that was the way it worked. Peter's part of the damn brand.

You know, Peter. I've always looked forward to having a session with you. And what a better time. You're coming off a loss, you've recently been turned away from Dimallisher to go after the Tag Team Titles... Even after he shoved you towards me. Is there something about me, Peter? Is there something about the Doctor that you just usually forget about me? I could own both of your ears right now if I didn't decide to spit one into your whore-friend's face after I ripped it off the side of your empty skull with my teeth. I could. Right?

What became of that? You were pissed that I became the King of the XWF, I tore off your ear, and that was the end of it. Perhaps you're much smarter than I thought, Mister Gilmour. Perhaps, Dim voicing that challenge for you is something that you have NO desire in doing at all. Perhaps......! You care about your future!

I don't blame you, Peter. There's probably a pretty good reason that you've never been the XWF Universal Champion. If I have to strike another tally on your Wall of Shame, I could do that. Then again, this message could go ignored. It could pass through the waves of the XWF and disappear like it never happened. And either we're thrown into a title match anyway... Or I'm in the same situation I was in a couple of months ago when no one stepped up and face Knight and TJ Wallace again in a RANDOM TITLE DEFENSE MASSACRE!

Regardless, I'm game.

I'm taking to the streets with it. Anyone that thinks Peter needs a session with the Doc, say "Aye".



... And here we are! - Mia Dim - 06-17-2015

they are all scared of u doctor! except peter of course


... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-17-2015

That must be an "Aye."


re:... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-17-2015

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re:... And here we are! - Mr Killjoy - 06-18-2015

"Aye", I TOO would like to see if Dimalishers faith in his tubby BFF is....misplaced. However, Dim & Peter have been blindsiding people left and right in cowardly attacks with the aid of their KKK brethren as of late, they'd see poor ol' Pete getting in a widdle spot of bother and undoubtedly try to interfere to help him win the title, so to make sure there is no such interference, I am volunteering to be special ref to that match, if management allow it, hm?


re:... And here we are! - Ginger Snaps - 06-18-2015

I gulp. This Doctor guy is kind of creepy.

You took his ear? That's not very nice. Why would you do that?


re:... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-18-2015

(06-18-2015, 12:41 AM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: "Aye", I TOO would like to see if Dimalishers faith in his tubby BFF is....misplaced. However, Dim & Peter have been blindsiding people left and right in cowardly attacks with the aid of their KKK brethren as of late, they'd see poor ol' Pete getting in a widdle spot of bother and undoubtedly try to interfere to help him win the title, so to make sure there is no such interference, I am volunteering to be special ref to that match, if management allow it, hm?

You know, I believe a couple of matches ago someone wanted involved in one of my sessions as a third party.... I don't really dig that, friends. Mister Trax, if you want involved in this epic match-up then do it the right way, but I believe we already decided your time hasn't come quite yet.

Special referee? For what purpose? To get a little piece of the action? To study and analyze your next target? Oh, because Mister Professor and Peter have been on a rampage and attacking people. I'm not quite sure what Dimallisher's intent is these days, nor am I really concerned with it. His idea that Peter was the number one contender was brilliant. If he had any ill feelings regarding the Doctor, I'm sure I'd know about them.

So, in case you haven't been listening, let me sum it up.

I don't think we need a special referee for this match.


I DO appreciate your "Aye", however. Thanks for your vote!




re:... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-18-2015

(06-18-2015, 06:32 AM)Ginger Snaps Said: I gulp. This Doctor guy is kind of creepy.

You took his ear? That's not very nice. Why would you do that?

You had to be there, dearest.


re:... And here we are! - Vincent Lane - 06-18-2015

All I ever hear lately is how Peter beat me a few times, so he must be the better man... so let's see how he stacks up against you, Doc.


... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-18-2015

Don't sell yourself so short, Mister Loverboy.


... And here we are! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-18-2015

I think its time to step up to the plate and show these pussies what a real champion is..

so Doc.. our session..

Will have to wait a little while.. but don't fret Doc.. we will meet real soon. *winks sadistically*

ooc: PM Me and we'll talk


re:... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-18-2015

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re:... And here we are! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 06-18-2015

Aye. But, I think there should be a second doctor in the room; you two's history might interfere with your diagnosis there, Doc. Plus, you DO moonlight as a professional wrestling champion, which I would imagine is a full plate, so maybe having someone around who doesn't do that might be a good call for everyone involved.

Y'know, teamwork making the dream work, working smarter not harder, maybe a few other inspirational colloquialisms, do it for funzies, whatevs!



... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-18-2015


I appreciate your vote, Mister Bourbon. However, if you were paying attention, you would see that it is irrelevant.

Peter is not interested in a session with the Doctor at the moment. So, I'm apparently back to where I started.

As for your advice regarding any type of stipulations or guests, spare me. Whatever reasons for it that you were yammering on about, I fail to see. My duties as the Doctor, King, and Universal Champion of the XWF all coincide. I am not overburdened. I've carried on about this for quite some time now, my friend, and don't plan on stopping any time soon.

As for you, Peter. This isn't something that I just decided one day. I've been looking forward to a session with you for quite some time. You have the nerve to deny me of that? I'm not going to come after you either, Peter. I'm not going to call you a pussy because I don't think you're afraid. I just think you're an idiot. If you haven't noticed, opportunities like this don't just pop up every single week, Peter. Especially when... It seems like every single day you go on about how your taking over and you'd be the best Universal Champion ever, and what not... Peter, I know I'm not a seasoned veteran here, nor am I fresh. But it's a fact that you've never held the Universal Championship. So, heh, how long has this been going on? Do you just ignore challenges and continue with your claims of being the best? You just lost to Morbid Angel, but hey, the guy is a two time Universal Champion. That's tough competition, Peter. He's held the title twice to my one. Although my single title reign equals about five of his... NOT the point. My point is that your ready for the prime time Peter. It's time to step out of that closet with Dim and face the world that I've created here.



... And here we are! - Mia Dim - 06-18-2015

Peters been gettin screwed left and right by these damn xwf officials.

Im willin to step in as the special ref if need be.

Wev been coverin counting in sunner school so i would like to put that skill to use


... And here we are! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-18-2015

fine DOC.. u want me so bad.. name the time and place and I'll do my best to end your reign as champ and your pathetic existence on earth!


re:... And here we are! - Drew Archyle - 06-18-2015

(06-18-2015, 01:13 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: fine DOC.. u want me so bad.. name the time and place and I'll do my best to end your reign as champ and your pathetic existence on earth!

This doesn't belong here. Shouldn't this response be with all the other jokes Shane was soliciting?


... And here we are! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-18-2015

it wasnt a joke


re:... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-18-2015

(06-18-2015, 09:07 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: it wasnt a joke

Not yet, anyway.



Glad to see such enthusiasm, Peter.

July 1st, my friend. As stated beforehand. Thanks for paying attention. If you really don't want this shot at the Universal Title, Peter, you don't have to take it. If you don't think your ready for such a thing all you have to do is say so. I just thought Mister Dim and I were doing you a favor.





... And here we are! - Mia Dim - 06-18-2015

Peter theres another reason yer' number one contender besides the fact u earned it

yer' the only one whos man enough around here to face the Doc

U might notice how no one else has stepped up


... And here we are! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-19-2015

cuz nobody here can beat the doc except me!

july 1 is ok by me. but don't cry when u lose. If I lose, and it's a big IF (like my super dick) I will respectfully applaud you


re:... And here we are! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 06-19-2015

Hey, if you want to micromanage, micromanage. Who am I to stop you, and I can't force you to follow more sound business model, but I digress. Doctor Doom has his methods, Magneto is pretty cool too. You say tomato, I say ketchup.

Feel free to stop by the dojo sometime, I have someone that makes some amazing tapas, I have someone that makes some amazing dim sum, you talk medicine, I'll talk business, we'll discuss world domination, I THINK I have skee-ball in the arcade. Bring your jammies, it'll be like the movie Big, only without the super creepy Zoltar machine to give me nightmares.



re:... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-19-2015

(06-19-2015, 10:06 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: cuz nobody here can beat the doc except me!

july 1 is ok by me. but don't cry when u lose. If I lose, and it's a big IF (like my super dick) I will respectfully applaud you

I won't shed a tear, Peter.

I will also, most definitely, expect that respectful applause.



... And here we are! - EthanBird - 06-23-2015

minnows in a pond.


... And here we are! - Mia Dim - 06-23-2015

in the closet


re:... And here we are! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-23-2015

(06-19-2015, 09:36 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(06-19-2015, 10:06 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: cuz nobody here can beat the doc except me!

july 1 is ok by me. but don't cry when u lose. If I lose, and it's a big IF (like my super dick) I will respectfully applaud you

I won't shed a tear, Peter.

I will also, most definitely, expect that respectful applause.

yeah but if I give u some applause, it'll be with the middle finger right after it ;)


re:... And here we are! - Glisten - 06-23-2015

Mister Gilmour, I can't help but notice your strong words like "suck my dick" and love for the extreme. I just came across this and heard you say your dick is a big if, like it may not be big depending on who sees it. Well, let's have a look see and I'll tell everyone if it's really big or not, and then there will be no if about it, big boy.


... And here we are! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-23-2015

u want your face broken and your eyes ripped out of your skull u ?


re:... And here we are! - Glisten - 06-24-2015

That's the extreme I was talking about. I hope you'll bring some brass knuckles and a baseball bat. What position do you want to play, catcher or pitcher? I'm fine either way. All I ask, Mister Gilmour, is to please say your catch phrase that so many people laugh at. I wanna hear it. Go ahead, tell me big boy. Tell me to do what you tell everyone else to do, and just maybe you'll get what you ask for.


re:... And here we are! - Dick E. - 06-24-2015

"You need Jesus."


re:... And here we are! - Glisten - 06-24-2015

Why? Did he cross the border and enter America? Is he a hard worker, Mr. Dick?


re:... And here we are! - Ginger Snaps - 06-24-2015

Who does your make up, Mister Glisten? I like it!


re:... And here we are! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 06-24-2015

(06-24-2015, 05:04 AM)Glisten Said: That's the extreme I was talking about. I hope you'll bring some brass knuckles and a baseball bat. What position do you want to play, catcher or pitcher? I'm fine either way. All I ask, Mister Gilmour, is to please say your catch phrase that so many people laugh at. I wanna hear it. Go ahead, tell me big boy. Tell me to do what you tell everyone else to do, and just maybe you'll get what you ask for.

It would appear that someone has a crush on Peter!


re:... And here we are! - Glisten - 06-24-2015

I do, sweety. Maybe we could get together one evening. You bring yourself, and I'll provide the wine and dinner. We could share and exchange so many things. How about it, Miss Ginger?


re:... And here we are! - Glisten - 06-24-2015

Doctor, do you need a nurse? Or maybe you could do a full body check on me and make sure I'm in good health. I guess if I must, I don't mind taking any prescription you give me and swallow every last ....... pill.


re:... And here we are! - Ginger Snaps - 06-24-2015

That sounds fun, Mister Glisten!! Can my boyfriend come?


re:... And here we are! - Glisten - 06-24-2015

Does he like to share? +


re:... And here we are! - Ginger Snaps - 06-24-2015

I am deeply confused right now. I hope he isn't instantiating what I think he is. I raise an eyebrow as I ask the question.

Share what?


re:... And here we are! - Glisten - 06-24-2015

Everything.


re:... And here we are! - Tommy Wish - 06-24-2015

Snaps, do not even try to comprehend this shewolf who gonna take ya man.