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Contrary to pinular belief - Ann Thraxx - 04-03-2013

PIN!.... I like all kinds of music, did you know that? I remember watching an XWF wrestler on TV a while back. Shana was her name. Best in the business, besides me! She was SOOOOO awesome. Seriously. Only person whose head I didn't feel like blowing off for being an ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT....

Thanks to her, I found this song....... A rap song, actually!...... I wanna share it with you, along with the lyrics!


[Intro — Rick Ross]
Yeah this Rick Ross the big boss
Right now you checkin in with DJ Woogie
The muthafuckin king, this some Bay Area’s finest
Woogie, play that shit!

“Ay, ay"
"Wassup man?"
"I dunno man, like, we’re hella-close friends, right?"
"Yeah man, we’re friends.."
"Alright, that’s good, cause I mean like, this is all, you know, you know what i’m saying right?"
"Ay man, your verse is about, like, a lesbian, so.."
"Oh no, I don’t know about that..”

[Verse 1 — Kreayshawn]
“I just wanna pin your friend
And we can hang out and smoke weed til the very end
And when it ends, we can roll it up again
Now we gonna be the best of nips, I can tell
I can tell, we’re gonna hang out a lot
Pin box your car pin the parking lot
Before we go upstairs, play with each other’s hair
And when we’re done, we can go
Watch some crazy movies! The time we spend
It really moves me, makes me wanna be your wife
Now that it’s legalized..
I don’t wanna go home, can I spend the night?
Can I have a slumber party pillow fight?
Can I borrow your pin? I want to spend the nipht
Can you show me where you shop? Pinyways
I think you’re really cool, this is how I am
And if you wanna hook up, I’d be down with that shit
But until the nip’s right, I can be your friend
And we can go out and dance on the weekend
Maybe go to a bar? Now I’m 21
And mob on any bitch who try to say some
Please. The time we spend is gonna be different
Cause of two different lifestyles we living
Until we got back home..

ay ay ay alright son uuhhh
friends nip the end like childs play,
kicken 24/7 smoken roll some wild hay today
what shall we if in the future you don’t roll, whoa
slow yo Roll and Pump
your brakes lets believe in
Love and nothing more of it,
it is what I can make out sssh
I wanna make out all night long great nip
Movies & Chinese take out oO yO
Let’s break out & go far far away intergalactic livin
is all i have to give to you
Today travailin at the Speed of light in a spaceship made for 2 just right Vroom Vroom
like a Pin on the Porch smokin Dro
yes we’re movin fast but were slippin low moving slow
with that ninja turtle smokin wit some donatelo
Hello fellow jello is Wiggely and i’m like wiggely Puff put her to sleep like Jiggly Puff
Pokey pokemon, an smokey smokeymon oooh yea


pinipinipinipinipinipinipinipin!!!! BIIIIIAAAATCH!


RE: Contrary to pinular belief - Crimson Cobra - 04-03-2013

(04-03-2013, 12:32 AM)Ann Thraxx Said: PIN!.... I like all kinds of music, did you know that? I remember watching an XWF wrestler on TV a while back. Shana was her name. Best in the business, besides me! She was SOOOOO awesome. Seriously. Only person whose head I didn't feel like blowing off for being an ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT....

Thanks to her, I found this song....... A rap song, actually!...... I wanna share it with you, along with the lyrics!


[Intro — Rick Ross]
Yeah this Rick Ross the big boss
Right now you checkin in with DJ Woogie
The muthafuckin king, this some Bay Area’s finest
Woogie, play that shit!

“Ay, ay"
"Wassup man?"
"I dunno man, like, we’re hella-close friends, right?"
"Yeah man, we’re friends.."
"Alright, that’s good, cause I mean like, this is all, you know, you know what i’m saying right?"
"Ay man, your verse is about, like, a lesbian, so.."
"Oh no, I don’t know about that..”

[Verse 1 — Kreayshawn]
“I just wanna pin your friend
And we can hang out and smoke weed til the very end
And when it ends, we can roll it up again
Now we gonna be the best of nips, I can tell
I can tell, we’re gonna hang out a lot
Pin box your car pin the parking lot
Before we go upstairs, play with each other’s hair
And when we’re done, we can go
Watch some crazy movies! The time we spend
It really moves me, makes me wanna be your wife
Now that it’s legalized..
I don’t wanna go home, can I spend the night?
Can I have a slumber party pillow fight?
Can I borrow your pin? I want to spend the nipht
Can you show me where you shop? Pinyways
I think you’re really cool, this is how I am
And if you wanna hook up, I’d be down with that shit
But until the nip’s right, I can be your friend
And we can go out and dance on the weekend
Maybe go to a bar? Now I’m 21
And mob on any bitch who try to say some
Please. The time we spend is gonna be different
Cause of two different lifestyles we living
Until we got back home..

ay ay ay alright son uuhhh
friends nip the end like childs play,
kicken 24/7 smoken roll some wild hay today
what shall we if in the future you don’t roll, whoa
slow yo Roll and Pump
your brakes lets believe in
Love and nothing more of it,
it is what I can make out sssh
I wanna make out all night long great nip
Movies & Chinese take out oO yO
Let’s break out & go far far away intergalactic livin
is all i have to give to you
Today travailin at the Speed of light in a spaceship made for 2 just right Vroom Vroom
like a Pin on the Porch smokin Dro
yes we’re movin fast but were slippin low moving slow
with that ninja turtle smokin wit some donatelo
Hello fellow jello is Wiggely and i’m like wiggely Puff put her to sleep like Jiggly Puff
Pokey pokemon, an smokey smokeymon oooh yea


pinipinipinipinipinipinipinipin!!!! BIIIIIAAAATCH!

Pin in the title

Under her name:
I hold no opinion but my own...

Kick out!


Contrary to pinular belief - John Samuels - 04-03-2013

You call that rap!? She's not even rapping!

Please allow Chinx Drugz, Rick Ross, PinDiddy and French Montana show you what it is to rap.



Love French's verse: "Dipping and I'm rolling, rolling and I'm dipping, models they be on me, tugging on my zipper.


RE: Contrary to pinular belief - Crimson Cobra - 04-03-2013

(04-03-2013, 01:51 PM)The Senator Said: You call that rap!? She's not even rapping!

Please allow Chinx Drugz, Rick Ross, PinDiddy and French Montana show you what it is to rap.

Love French's verse: "Dipping and I'm rolling, rolling and I'm dipping, models they be on me, tugging on my zipper.


In the song:
I'm talking about the rollie, 67 pins
Made my first couple hundred whipping on a stove top.

Nice try former champ ;)


Contrary to pinular belief - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 04-03-2013

When you hold your mouse over the "2x" in Senator's sig, the word "pin" appears.



Oh crap! The Senator knocks Crimson Cobra down unexpectedly and tips a vending machine on top of him! He climbs on top of the vending machine for the pin on Cobra...

...1











...2








...THREE!!! He's done it!

New champ: The Senator


Contrary to pinular belief - John_Black - 04-03-2013

Man, Senator Wins it again? Oh Thou Irony


RE: Contrary to pinular belief - John Samuels - 04-03-2013

(04-03-2013, 05:29 PM)John_Black Said: Man, Senator Wins it again? Oh Thou Irony

Right? If my math is correct I've only spent 4 days NOT being the FTW champion since I joined. Just set a dangerous precedent though. Should've mentioned the other pin he missed.


Contrary to pinular belief - Sebastian Duke - 04-03-2013

Walks into the room.

"Oh God damn it all to hell! Who tipped the vending machine!? I have the munchies!"


RE: Contrary to pinular belief - John Samuels - 04-03-2013

(04-03-2013, 05:57 PM)Sebastian Duke Said: Walks into the room.

"Oh God damn it all to hell! Who tipped the vending machine!? I have the munchies!"

*Points to John Black*


Contrary to pinular belief - Sebastian Duke - 04-03-2013

*Makes John Black cry, then walks away*