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re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-08-2014

"I'm a pathetic excuse for a human being... I'm a useless waste of space... What the hell dude?"

"You apparently STILL have no clue what you're talking about. How many matches does it take then, Ghost Bitch? Four? As in your four losses? How many matches have you even had dude? Five?? Six???"

"As for my future opponents? I'm obviously out of your league, in a better division, and higher in the ranks than you, bruh. So, I don't think you should really worry about who I'm facing next. What makes you think that I don't have a chance in beating someone that's beaten you? That would make us pretty close in skill wouldn't it? As for the Doc.. I'm going to do what YOU couldn't Ghost Fucker, Xtreme Title.... HERE I COME!!!"



re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Ethan Donovan - 12-08-2014

"All I hear is bitching from you. So he's had one match. He won. He has every right to brag all he wants. In truth, you're still sore about the loss. Why are you telling him that he should do this and that. Why do you even care about if he's only had one match. Last I checked he was a part timer. So he's not going to be in a match every week like you or I. So just move on and get the fuck over it mon ami."


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 12:27 AM)Calypso! Said: "I'm a pathetic excuse for a human being... I'm a useless waste of space... What the hell dude?"

"You apparently STILL have no clue what you're talking about. How many matches does it take then, Ghost Bitch? Four? As in your four losses? How many matches have you even had dude? Five?? Six???"

"As for my future opponents? I'm obviously out of your league, in a better division, and higher in the ranks than you, bruh. So, I don't think you should really worry about who I'm facing next. What makes you think that I don't have a chance in beating someone that's beaten you? That would make us pretty close in skill wouldn't it? As for the Doc.. I'm going to do what YOU couldn't Ghost Fucker, Xtreme Title.... HERE I COME!!!"

Jacob sits forward.

"Are you aware you talk as much shit as that idiot Ghost Tank? Calypso Collapso you aren't anywhere near Xtreme Title championship status. You're as much as a waste of space as Ghost Tank is."

Jacob sits back.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 12:17 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "Calypso...You're a fool if you think you can beat Doc. For anything. Same with Brother Frodo. You're a small-minded fool, and I really don't care about you. You're useless, and a waste of space."

(12-08-2014, 01:01 AM)TRHP Said: "Are you aware you talk as much shit as that idiot Ghost Tank? Calypso Collapso you aren't anywhere near Xtreme Title championship status. You're as much as a waste of space as Ghost Tank is."

"C'mon fellas. You're going to start hurting my feelings here soon."

"So, what makes one 'worthy' of being Xtreme Champion, TTPT? And besides, what the hell do you know about that? What is your status in the XWF, TRHCP? I'm not sure what it is, but if you flip my record around, it would be your record. Go ahead and say your mission is not to win, just like Ghost Fucker said after I beat him. Wins don't matter so when I lose, it doesn't matter. Tell ya what bitches, keep losing and see how far it gets you."



re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 05:57 AM)Calypso! Said: "C'mon fellas. You're going to start hurting my feelings here soon."

"So, what makes one 'worthy' of being Xtreme Champion, TTPT? And besides, what the hell do you know about that? What is your status in the XWF, TRHCP? I'm not sure what it is, but if you flip my record around, it would be your record. Go ahead and say your mission is not to win, just like Ghost Fucker said after I beat him. Wins don't matter so when I lose, it doesn't matter. Tell ya what bitches, keep losing and see how far it gets you."

Jacob sits forward.

"1 Match here in the XWF doesn't make you X-Treme Champion material. Thinking it, and talking about it, doesn't either. And I don't care about my win loss record because it really doesn't matter. It's all about the fun we have along the way."

"You may talk big Calypso Collapso, but at the end of the day you're a nobody that wants to be a somebody that wants to be a champion, but to get there you have to have matches. When's your next match Calypso Collapso? What? Oh that's right you're ducking matches. My next match is Wednesday. I'll be further along than you."


Jacob sits back and smirks.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Pest - 12-08-2014

Mr WGWF:I'm going to take the Xtreme title, get my number to 17 times, and then I'm going to have a title match with Calypso. He will win. Just to silence you pussies.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mr. Oz - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 11:58 AM)Mr WGWF Said: Mr WGWF:I'm going to take the Xtreme title, get my number to 17 times, and then I'm going to have a title match with Calypso. He will win. Just to silence you pussies.

"If Calypso becomes the X-Treme Champion before me, I'll fucking slaughter a litter of puppies on camera."


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Vincent Lane - 12-08-2014

This is officially the first time Pest has said anything I've agreed with, dude.

Good on you for once, man. Beer?



re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 12:02 PM)Ghost Tank Said:
(12-08-2014, 11:58 AM)Mr some shitty fed Said: Mr WGWF:I'm going to take the Xtreme title, get my number to 17 times, and then I'm going to have a title match with Calypso. He will win. Just to silence you pussies.

"If Calypso becomes the X-Treme Champion before me, I'll fucking slaughter a litter of puppies on camera.

Jacob sits forward.

"Some one will slaughter you, because you are a puppy and not a monster. How appropriate."


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jet Frost - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 12:02 PM)Ghost Tank Said:
(12-08-2014, 11:58 AM)Mr some shitty fed Said: Mr WGWF:I'm going to take the Xtreme title, get my number to 17 times, and then I'm going to have a title match with Calypso. He will win. Just to silence you pussies.

"If Calypso becomes the X-Treme Champion before me, I'll fucking slaughter a litter of puppies on camera."

As Jet is about to say something, Stephen, who was silently watching GT's response, interrupts him.

"No! Not the puppies!"

Jet facepalms and motions for the footage to get cut.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-08-2014

(12-07-2014, 11:33 PM)TRHP Said: Jacob sits forward on his chair.

"Oh look it's Calypso Collapso. The fool who likes to be a John Cena Impersonator."

Jacob sits back smiling.

[[[ Calypso wonders what Jacob is talking about. He looks at us. Waves both of his hands in circles. Going in opposite directions and with his palms out they cross paths, only to pass they other by, very mystically. ]]]

"Collapsoooooooo--"


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - John Samuels - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 12:32 AM)Ethan Donovan Said: "All I hear is bitching from you. So he's had one match. He won. He has every right to brag all he wants. In truth, you're still sore about the loss. Why are you telling him that he should do this and that. Why do you even care about if he's only had one match. Last I checked he was a part timer. So he's not going to be in a match every week like you or I. So just move on and get the fuck over it mon ami."

"You look like Chris MacBeth. Chris Macbeth is a ."


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 01:19 PM)Calypso! Said: [[[ Calypso wonders what Jacob is talking about. He looks at us. Waves both of his hands in circles. Going in opposite directions and with his palms out they cross paths, only to pass they other by, very mystically. ]]]

"Collapsoooooooo--"

Jacob sits forward in his chair smiling.

"Is that the new dance of the spaz? The Calypso Collapso Spaz Dance. Wow you certainly do it justice."

Jacob sits back laughing his head off.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jessie-ica Diaz - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 12:08 PM)TRHP Said:
(12-08-2014, 12:02 PM)Ghost Tank Said:
(12-08-2014, 11:58 AM)Mr some shitty fed Said: Mr WGWF:I'm going to take the Xtreme title, get my number to 17 times, and then I'm going to have a title match with Calypso. He will win. Just to silence you pussies.

"If Calypso becomes the X-Treme Champion before me, I'll fucking slaughter a litter of puppies on camera.

Jacob sits forward.

"Some one will slaughter you, because you are a puppy and not a monster. How appropriate."

[yellow]Just like you're a ] and not a wrestler?


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 08:05 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: [yellow]Just like you're a ] and not a wrestler?

Jacob sits forward confused.

"I'm sorry lady, were you talking to me? What's your significance here? That's right absolutely nothing. No significance at all."

Jacob sits back smirking.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 08:05 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(12-08-2014, 12:08 PM)TRHP Said:
(12-08-2014, 12:02 PM)Ghost Tank Said: "If Calypso becomes the X-Treme Champion before me, I'll fucking slaughter a litter of puppies on camera.

Jacob sits forward.

"Some one will slaughter you, because you are a puppy and not a monster. How appropriate."

[yellow]Just like you're a ] and not a wrestler?

"Shazaaam!!!"


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jessie-ica Diaz - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 08:16 PM)TRHP Said:
(12-08-2014, 08:05 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: [yellow]Just like you're a ] and not a wrestler?

Jacob sits forward confused.

"I'm sorry lady, were you talking to me? What's your significance here? That's right absolutely nothing. No significance at all."

Jacob sits back smirking.

Oh, ain't this fucking precious? Little-failed-abortion whatever the fuck his name is, is questioning my significance after what? One match? One loss? Right, tell me how big of an impact you made laying flat on the mat staring up at the ceiling? That's not fucking rhetorical. Answer that, right the fuck meow! Meow? What the fuck? Don't judge me!

I'm judging you so hard.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 08:34 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: Oh, ain't this fucking precious? Little-failed-abortion whatever the fuck his name is, is questioning my significance after what? One match? One loss? Right, tell me how big of an impact you made laying flat on the mat staring up at the ceiling? That's not fucking rhetorical. Answer that, right the fuck meow! Meow? What the fuck? Don't judge me!

I'm judging you so hard.

Jacob sits forward.

"The Real Higher Power judges anyone and everyone, not just you sweetheart, so don't flatter yourself. Again what significant strides have you made though? Tell me that? That's right still, nothing."

Jacob sits back.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-08-2014

"I beat Ghost Tank. Wait, were you talking to me? Sweetheart?"


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jessie-ica Diaz - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 08:41 PM)TRHP Said:
(12-08-2014, 08:34 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: Oh, ain't this fucking precious? Little-failed-abortion whatever the fuck his name is, is questioning my significance after what? One match? One loss? Right, tell me how big of an impact you made laying flat on the mat staring up at the ceiling? That's not fucking rhetorical. Answer that, right the fuck meow! Meow? What the fuck? Don't judge me!

I'm judging you so hard.

Jacob sits forward.

"The Real Higher Power judges anyone and everyone, not just you sweetheart, so don't flatter yourself. Again what significant strides have you made though? Tell me that? That's right still, nothing."

Jacob sits back.

What have I done? Ever? Easy.

Former Trios Champion.
Second overall pick in the 2013 Lethal Lottery.
The only person to secure the victory in a match that also featured the Egyptian Snow Pharaoh.
Made then X-Treme Champion Steve Davids tuck his tail and run away with a challenge.
And, the mere mention of my name, four months removed from my last XWF appearance, still strikes more fear in the hearts of the XWF than you looking into their eyes.

Oh, and don't worry about judging me. I was judging myself for being a little fucking bitch and cutting me off.
I thought it'd lighten the mood! Shut the fuck up. Right, back to judging. Y'know, being a gay woman with DID and a wrestler? I've heard all the judgment you and your higher power can think of and I've heard it conveyed better.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 09:00 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(12-08-2014, 08:41 PM)TRHP Said:
(12-08-2014, 08:34 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: Oh, ain't this fucking precious? Little-failed-abortion whatever the fuck his name is, is questioning my significance after what? One match? One loss? Right, tell me how big of an impact you made laying flat on the mat staring up at the ceiling? That's not fucking rhetorical. Answer that, right the fuck meow! Meow? What the fuck? Don't judge me!

I'm judging you so hard.

Jacob sits forward.

"The Real Higher Power judges anyone and everyone, not just you sweetheart, so don't flatter yourself. Again what significant strides have you made though? Tell me that? That's right still, nothing."

Jacob sits back.

What have I done? Ever? Easy.

Former Trios Champion.
Second overall pick in the 2013 Lethal Lottery.
The only person to secure the victory in a match that also featured the Egyptian Snow Pharaoh.
Made then X-Treme Champion Steve Davids tuck his tail and run away with a challenge.
And, the mere mention of my name, four months removed from my last XWF appearance, still strikes more fear in the hearts of the XWF than you looking into their eyes.

Oh, and don't worry about judging me. I was judging myself for being a little fucking bitch and cutting me off.
I thought it'd lighten the mood! Shut the fuck up. Right, back to judging. Y'know, being a gay woman with DID and a wrestler? I've heard all the judgment you and your higher power can think of and I've heard it conveyed better.

"Oh no you didn't!"


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jamaican Jimmy - 12-08-2014

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re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 09:00 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: What have I done? Ever? Easy.

Former Trios Champion.
Second overall pick in the 2013 Lethal Lottery.
The only person to secure the victory in a match that also featured the Egyptian Snow Pharaoh.
Made then X-Treme Champion Steve Davids tuck his tail and run away with a challenge.
And, the mere mention of my name, four months removed from my last XWF appearance, still strikes more fear in the hearts of the XWF than you looking into their eyes.

Oh, and don't worry about judging me. I was judging myself for being a little fucking bitch and cutting me off.
I thought it'd lighten the mood! Shut the fuck up. Right, back to judging. Y'know, being a gay woman with DID and a wrestler? I've heard all the judgment you and your higher power can think of and I've heard it conveyed better.

Jacob sits forward and smiles. He clicks his fingers.

The rest of The Real Higher Power walk into the room, and they form a straight line behind Jacob. They are all wearing hoods. Jacob stands up and starts clapping. The rest, join in.

"Fucking well done to you Miss Who Gives a Stuff about you. Fucking well done on Who Gives a Fuck about your achievements. But hey if you're oh so happy about those achievements all the less power to you. I'm done talking to you. See you around."

Jacob stops clapping, and clicks his fingers. The other members of The Real Higher Power stopped as well. They turned and walked away. Jacob pulls his Red Hood up over his head, and grabs his chair, and walks away.


Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 12-08-2014

"Wait, didn't you ask her about her achievements? I'm so confused now. Diaz, why aren't back to being pretty, yet?"


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 09:28 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "Wait, didn't you ask her about her achievements? I'm so confused now. Diaz, why aren't back to being pretty, yet?"

Jacob walks back into the camera view, and places his chair down. He takes off his Red Hood, and sits down.

"Well well look who it is. It's the Dwarf. The one who's going to get an arse kicking on Warfare. Not that it's any of your business, but I'll tell you this. At no stage did I ask for her achievements, I asked her for her significance of being here. Achievements and Significance are two different matters all together."

Jacob stands up, smiling. Places his Red Hood on, and walks away.


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 08:41 PM)TRHP Said: " Again what significant strides have you made though? Tell me that? That's right still, nothing."

"Kind of the same thing, though. The way you phrased it. Those are the significant strides. Oh, and I doubt you can beat me. Sorry, bruh."


Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-09-2014

Idiots... nothing but a bunch of fucking idiots.


Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 12-09-2014

"Do you like anal, Caroline?"


re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TJ Wallace - 12-09-2014

(12-08-2014, 09:25 PM)TRHP Said:
(12-08-2014, 09:00 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: What have I done? Ever? Easy.

Former Trios Champion.
Second overall pick in the 2013 Lethal Lottery.
The only person to secure the victory in a match that also featured the Egyptian Snow Pharaoh.
Made then X-Treme Champion Steve Davids tuck his tail and run away with a challenge.
And, the mere mention of my name, four months removed from my last XWF appearance, still strikes more fear in the hearts of the XWF than you looking into their eyes.

Oh, and don't worry about judging me. I was judging myself for being a little fucking bitch and cutting me off.
I thought it'd lighten the mood! Shut the fuck up. Right, back to judging. Y'know, being a gay woman with DID and a wrestler? I've heard all the judgment you and your higher power can think of and I've heard it conveyed better.

Jacob sits forward and smiles. He clicks his fingers.

The rest of The Real Higher Power walk into the room, and they form a straight line behind Jacob. They are all wearing hoods. Jacob stands up and starts clapping. The rest, join in.

"Fucking well done to you Miss Who Gives a Stuff about you. Fucking well done on Who Gives a Fuck about your achievements. But hey if you're oh so happy about those achievements all the less power to you. I'm done talking to you. See you around."

Jacob stops clapping, and clicks his fingers. The other members of The Real Higher Power stopped as well. They turned and walked away. Jacob pulls his Red Hood up over his head, and grabs his chair, and walks away.

"You give a stuff, you give so much stuffs that you can stuff em in your asshole and have enough left to last you a lifetime. Otherwise, the entire conversation about accolades and significance would've ceased to exist.

Someone give this guy a fuckin' manual. What are you doing?"



re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Scorpio - 12-09-2014

(12-09-2014, 06:59 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "Do you like anal, Caroline?"

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