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Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - JillLorder - 12-07-2014
So, I'm sure we're all aware of who Caroline O' Hara Burchill is, right? You know, that delusional bitch who thinks that she's the "Queen" around here or whatever false title she refers to herself as?
Anyway, I was just surfing the web back at home when I came across these pictures. I shit you not, you might wanna hide your kids and hide your wives. This may be a little disturbing to some:
![[Image: aj_lee_be_by_muscledivas-d5ibafd.jpg]](http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/292/0/6/aj_lee_be_by_muscledivas-d5ibafd.jpg)
![[Image: aj_lee_fmg_by_muscledivas-d5i7ffl.jpg]](http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/291/4/d/aj_lee_fmg_by_muscledivas-d5i7ffl.jpg)
![[Image: aj_lee_fmg_by_muscledivas-d5s8946.jpg]](http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/021/4/f/aj_lee_fmg_by_muscledivas-d5s8946.jpg)
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Ethan Donovan - 12-07-2014
"Well, I guess it's a good thing she cut down her workouts. It's a shame she lost thos giant tits. Oh well."
Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-07-2014
Hilarious. How fucking hilarious. You all think that this is all fun and games where you all can do stand-up comedy and say the most petty jokes, right? Oh wait, but guess what? Here you are Jill, making jokes about others when your own damn win-loss record looks like a joke! Now that's funny! I've won three matches and haven't lost! You're nothing but a fucking irrelevant bitch. Come back to me when you're actually a valuable asset to this federation.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 12-07-2014
"Caroline. I'll face you, in a special match. If I win, I get to fuck you for 3 hours straight. On camera. If you win, name your prize. Deal?"
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mr. Oz - 12-07-2014
"Brother Frodo, allow me to face Caroline. She seems to think Monsters are boring. Let me prove to her how wrong she is. Caroline, let's have a Warfare match, a special one. A Horror House Brawl. We go into a dilapidated home, full of horror movie items, like chainsaws, machetes, meat hooks. You know, all the traditional items of horror movies. Winner is the one who leaves the house conscious."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Ethan Donovan - 12-07-2014
"Three hours Fordo? C'mon mon ami. You know you can go longer then that. Plus three hours with her wouldn't be fun. Make it ten hours. Hell we can even start a pool and place bets to see how long you can last or which one of you passes out first."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 12-07-2014
"Three hours is just enough to where my wife won't get mad. I can a lot longer, but can't upset the missus. Unless, Caroline, the new deal, threesome."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mastermind - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 01:57 PM)Ghost Tank Said: "Brother Frodo, allow me to face Caroline. She seems to think Monsters are boring. Let me prove to her how wrong she is. Caroline, let's have a Warfare match, a special one. A Horror House Brawl. We go into a dilapidated home, full of horror movie items, like chainsaws, machetes, meat hooks. You know, all the traditional items of horror movies. Winner is the one who leaves the house conscious."
"Oh Ghost Tank how the mighty has fallen. You're not a monster. I put you to sleep. I slained the so called Monster."
Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-07-2014
Frodo, I'm sure Jill would like to do that with you instead. Or maybe Ethan... or both of them, actually.
As for you Ghost Tank, your offer is rather tempting. You're actually one of the very few people here who can actually wrestle and you are of importance here. So, I accept your challenge.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mr. Oz - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:12 PM)Mastermind Said: "Oh Ghost Tank how the mighty has fallen. You're not a monster. I put you to sleep. I slained the so called Monster."
"Mastermind, you had luck on your side. You wanted the win more than me. I respect you for having beaten me, but don't act like the match was purely in your favor. It was hard-fought, and you won. The New Breed of Beast, the New Kind of Monster, has been reborn. Our next match, when it comes, won't end in your favor."
(12-07-2014, 02:13 PM)Caroline OHara Burchill Said:
As for you Ghost Tank, your offer is rather tempting. You're actually one of the very few people here who can actually wrestle and you are of importance here. So, I accept your challenge.
"You choose the Warfare. Unless you want a Christmas Themed version of our match, then we could go on the Christmas Shove-It. Your choice."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jaws - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:12 PM)Mastermind Said: "Oh Ghost Tank how the mighty has fallen. You're not a monster. I put you to sleep. I slained the so called Monster."
But I am a monster. A real monster. Want to see how much of a monster I am? Face me.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mastermind - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:18 PM)Jaws Said:(12-07-2014, 02:12 PM)Mastermind Said: "Oh Ghost Tank how the mighty has fallen. You're not a monster. I put you to sleep. I slained the so called Monster."
But I am a monster. A real monster. Want to see how much of a monster I am? Face me.
"Are you for real?"
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:13 PM)Caroline OHara Burchill Said: Frodo, I'm sure Jill would like to do that with you instead. Or maybe Ethan... or both of them, actually.
"Jill turned me down. I'm asking you. Come on, if you win you can ask anything of me. What do you say? Hell, I'll even let you choose, do you want a threesome with me and my wife, or do you want me alone?"
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-07-2014
I did book myself in for Shove-It, so it will have to be a Christmas themed version of our match. Hopefully you're not too disappointed.
And... we have a shark? What kind of fucked-up wrestling promotion is this?!
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jaws - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:21 PM)Mastermind Said:(12-07-2014, 02:18 PM)Jaws Said:(12-07-2014, 02:12 PM)Mastermind Said: "Oh Ghost Tank how the mighty has fallen. You're not a monster. I put you to sleep. I slained the so called Monster."
But I am a monster. A real monster. Want to see how much of a monster I am? Face me.
"Are you for real?"
No, purely a figment of your imagination. Give me a straight answer or I'll rip out your Adam's Apple.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-07-2014
Are you fucking serious, Frodo? Fine, whatever. You get to pick the date. If I win, you'll have to be my butler for a month.
And, um... not sure about the other part....
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 12-07-2014
"12/17. We'll do it as an underwear match. We've gotta fight in our sexiest underwear. Deal?"
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jaws - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:26 PM)Caroline OHara Burchill Said: Are you fucking serious, Frodo? Fine, whatever. You get to pick the date. If I win, you'll have to be my butler for a month.
And, um... not sure about the other part....
If you won't let him I'll come and rape you myself. It seems and looks like you've just reached the age where you've started having periods and the smell of blood makes me crazy. You best be weary backstage.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mastermind - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:23 PM)Jaws Said: No, purely a figment of your imagination. Give me a straight answer or I'll rip out your Adam's Apple.
"Just like Chair of Mastermind was a figment of my imagination. I still beat it, and it hasn't been seen around here since. I banished it. I sent it to the scrap heap. Like I sent Joey Hawkins into semi retirement. And I made the so called Monster Ghost Tank into a sleeping born again rug rat. Sure I'll face you. I'll send you back to where ever you came from."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:29 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "12/17. We'll do it as an underwear match. We've gotta fight in our sexiest underwear. Deal?"
Deal.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jaws - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:30 PM)Mastermind Said:(12-07-2014, 02:23 PM)Jaws Said: No, purely a figment of your imagination. Give me a straight answer or I'll rip out your Adam's Apple.
"Just like Chair of Mastermind was a figment of my imagination. I still beat it, and it hasn't been seen around here since. I banished it. I sent it to the scrap heap. Like I sent Joey Hawkins into semi retirement. And I made the so called Monster Ghost Tank into a sleeping born again rug rat. Sure I'll face you. I'll send you back to where ever you came from."
I came from space. It's quite nice up there. You'll be seeing it once I ram my slimy feet all the way up your mudchute, catapulting you into the sky.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mastermind - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:35 PM)Jaws Said: I came from space. It's quite nice up there. You'll be seeing it once I ram my slimy feet all the way up your mudchute, catapulting you into the sky.
"Whatever you say Jaws. I'll still beat you. Name the Wednesday Warfare of your choice. It can't be next week I'm in a Parking Lot Brawl. I'm free after that."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jaws - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:39 PM)Mastermind Said:(12-07-2014, 02:35 PM)Jaws Said: I came from space. It's quite nice up there. You'll be seeing it once I ram my slimy feet all the way up your mudchute, catapulting you into the sky.
"Whatever you say Jaws. I'll still beat you. Name the Wednesday Warfare of your choice. It can't be next week I'm in a Parking Lot Brawl. I'm free after that."
A fish tank match, but I'll turn the tide in your favour. Make it a Fish Tank Submission match.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mastermind - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:41 PM)Jaws Said: A fish tank match, but I'll turn the tide in your favour. Make it a Fish Tank Submission match.
"So I'm guessing you still need water to survive? What a useless Alien you are."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jaws - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:44 PM)Mastermind Said:(12-07-2014, 02:41 PM)Jaws Said: A fish tank match, but I'll turn the tide in your favour. Make it a Fish Tank Submission match.
"So I'm guessing you still need water to survive? What a useless Alien you are."
You guessed wrong. I have the ADVANTAGE in water.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mastermind - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:47 PM)Jaws Said: You guessed wrong. I have the ADVANTAGE in water.
"We'll see about that. Okay I accept the challenge. You still have to name the Wednesday Warfare date."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jaws - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:48 PM)Mastermind Said:(12-07-2014, 02:47 PM)Jaws Said: You guessed wrong. I have the ADVANTAGE in water.
"We'll see about that. Okay I accept the challenge. You still have to name the Wednesday Warfare date."
The 16th. Remember it.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mastermind - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:51 PM)Jaws Said:(12-07-2014, 02:48 PM)Mastermind Said:(12-07-2014, 02:47 PM)Jaws Said: You guessed wrong. I have the ADVANTAGE in water.
"We'll see about that. Okay I accept the challenge. You still have to name the Wednesday Warfare date."
The 16th. Remember it.
"Sorry I'm busy next week. I told you that. Plus our match is a specialty match and can't be done on Monday Madness. Any time after next week I said. Get that into your fish alien brains."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Jaws - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 02:56 PM)Mastermind Said:(12-07-2014, 02:51 PM)Jaws Said:(12-07-2014, 02:48 PM)Mastermind Said: "We'll see about that. Okay I accept the challenge. You still have to name the Wednesday Warfare date."
The 16th. Remember it.
"Sorry I'm busy next week. I told you that. Plus our match is a specialty match and can't be done on Monday Madness. Any time after next week I said. Get that into your fish alien brains."
I'm more important. I'll let you name it instead, but thanks for insinuating I have more than one brain.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mastermind - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 03:03 PM)Jaws Said: I'm more important. I'll let you name it instead, but thanks for insinuating I have more than one brain.
"It would be minute at that. How about the Warfare after XMas and New Years? Can you survive that long?"
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Scorpio - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 01:06 PM)JillLorder Said:
Damn, Rose Smith got buff.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-07-2014
"Hey uhh, Jilly? You think you could send those pics to my phone, babe? Don't tell Madeline."
Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - MARIA BRINK - 12-07-2014
Too late. 90K
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 10:56 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: Too late. 90K
Jacob walks up to the camera, and plants a chair down. He takes off his Red Hood, and sits down.
"Good gracious me, looked at what the cat dragged in."
Jacob sits back looking dumbfounded.
Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-07-2014
"I don't think it's going to work out, Megan."
"Hey Caroline-baby. What's up? I see you're having a little thing with Ghost Tank there. I can show you where he's ticklish if you want? Just joshin' ya... I beat him though."
"P.S. Do you like quiche?"
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - TRHP - 12-07-2014
(12-07-2014, 11:28 PM)Calypso! Said: "I don't think it's going to work out, Megan."
"Hey Caroline-baby. What's up? I see you're having a little thing with Ghost Tank there. I can show you where he's ticklish if you want? Just joshin' ya... I beat him though."
"P.S. Do you like quiche?"
Jacob sits forward on his chair.
"Oh look it's Calypso Collapso. The fool who likes to be a John Cena Impersonator."
Jacob sits back smiling.
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mr. Oz - 12-07-2014
"Calypso...You are the Michael Cole of XWF. You had ONE match against someone who is much better than you, and you won because of luck, and help from Jacob of TRHP. Are you going face someone ever again? Or are you going to be a little bitch the rest of your life? Yet you wonder why Maria wants you to pay to fuck her. You're a pathetic excuse for a human being."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Ethan Donovan - 12-08-2014
"Ghost Tank, he won because he was the better one. You can say he won because of luck or because of Jacob. A win is a win and a loss is a loss. So why don't you stop bitching and man the fuck up. If it bugs you so bad, then fuckin' get a rematch, crying over your loss isn't going to change the fact that you loss. So you can do one of two things. Cry in the corner like a baby or you can be a man and face him again. I'm willing to bet you're going to keep bitching about it."
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - The Blue Tango - 12-08-2014
"Nigguh please. She paid ME to scrub MY dick. She wants money to get married you shit. Stay out of my business and my love life. As for how LUCKY I was when I beat you.... Keep making excuses bruh. After our match, you took some time off and came back softer than when you left. Now go ahead and blame every match you had BEFORE Calypso for your leave. Just pour out with the excuses."
"And I have a lot of fight left in me, yo! Maybe I'll go on and fight the Doc!!! Maybe I'll win that Xtreme title you seem to be chasing after so much. Anything to show you that it is CALYPSO that is better than Ghost Tank. Or maybe I'll go fight the Horseman and beat him! Or that weird little munchkin that greeted me when I first came to the XWF!!"
"You should've listened to me when you had the chance bro. You may have lost to Mastermind, the Horseman, and Frodo... but none of them were like losing to......"
[[[ Calypso waves his hands in front of his face mystically.......... ]]]
"Calypso......"
re:Jesus Christ, Caroline! What happened?! - Mr. Oz - 12-08-2014
(12-08-2014, 12:00 AM)Ethan Donovan Said: "Ghost Tank, he won because he was the better one. You can say he won because of luck or because of Jacob. A win is a win and a loss is a loss. So why don't you stop bitching and man the fuck up. If it bugs you so bad, then fuckin' get a rematch, crying over your loss isn't going to change the fact that you loss. So you can do one of two things. Cry in the corner like a baby or you can be a man and face him again. I'm willing to bet you're going to keep bitching about it."
"Don't know who the fuck you are. I could care less. I don't care that he won. However, he doesn't fight regularly. I do. He wants to tout his win, when it's the only match he has had, and yet expect people to care. Sorry, but that behavior needs to get smacked down. Do I want a rematch with him? No. He won, end of story. I'm just getting sick of him trying to seem important, when he has next to no career. He hasn't gone anywhere, he hasn't done anything. He had one match, which he won by the skin of his teeth.
Also, don't tell me to 'man up'. I didn't bitch about my loss to him. I didn't complain. I'm making sure he understands that he's had one fucking match since he has been here. One. He's still a nobody, so he should quit acting like he's somebody because he won our match. He should face and defeat someone who was a champion. People who actually held titles, before he can shoot off his stupidity.
Calypso...You're a fool if you think you can beat Doc. For anything. Same with Brother Frodo. You're a small-minded fool, and I really don't care about you. You're useless, and a waste of space."