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Crimson Dong - LH Harrison - 08-10-2014

LH Harrison enters the sacred temple of Dongitude. He bows before the god, Crimson Dong. He holds his gaze upon the floor in front of him.

LH: Oh Crimson Dong on most high. I would like to challenge you to a match at a venue of your choosing. I would be most gracious for the opportunity to step into the ring with you.

LH Harrison bows his head to the ground even lower awaiting his response.



Crimson Dong - Darren Dangerous - 08-10-2014

"Behold my glory... I am the Crimson Dong"

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"What knowledge dost though seek?"


Crimson Dong - LH Harrison - 08-11-2014

That's a very nice Crimson Dong Mr. Dangerous, but I want the real authentic thing. I mean you know what's the most queer thing in the world?

Rapping.

Wanking.

Farming.

And most importantly Dat Puss.

Come at me bro!


Crimson Dong - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 08-11-2014

aws hell. no. You won't come to me that miserable way about you. I don't even can't to know what you have been thinking. I am the Crimson Dogma and the prowess of my donga shan't be accosted quizzically by lay down fruits.
I rap
i wank
anD I FARM
qyeer eye for teh straight and narrow eh Bristol lol? I Pete your ass and make it so you have to watch me take dat puss from the sexy must girl in the room. Burn tard!!!!


Crimson Dong - LH Harrison - 08-11-2014

I tried the honorable way to invite you to a match, and you didn't respond! So I had to tell it like it is and tell you how your way of life is straight up queer, yo!