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Possible last words for the Ark - Mastermind - 06-20-2014
The camera fades in to the mansion of Mastermind in particular his gym.
He's about to do his weekly state of the wrestling address. His fans have crammed into the gym, they are from all around the world, some have been flown courtesy of Mastermind himself.
They are cheering, when the lights go out, and when they come back on, Mastermind is seen sitting on top of the right hand side corner post in the ring. The fans roar with delight. Mastermind waves at them, and then jumps down. He walks over to where the microphone has been placed on the apron. He picks it up, and walks over to the other side of the ring. He looks at the camera.
"Tomorrow is my first Pay Per View match here in the XWF. The Pay Per View is called Leap of Faith."
The fans chant: "Leap of faith... Leap of faith... Leap of faith...
"We all know what match I'm entered into don't we peoples?"."
"Ark of the Covenant... Ark of the Covenant.... Ark of the Covenant..."
"That's right. After 6 matches of being here in the XWF I deserve my spot. I've won 3 I've lost 3. But I also deserve to be the champion. And I'm going to make dam sure that I will get that title."
The crowd chants: "Dam sure... Dam sure... Dam sure...."
"Let's have a look at my 5 other opponents in this Xtreme Rules anything goes, 20 minute timed match."
The crowd boos.
"No, no, it's okay, let's give them a little bit of respect. Okay first we have the defending champion Mr XWF, He likes to be known as the People's Cock. Is he your champion peoples?"
The crowd chants: "No... No... No.."
"After hearing what he has said, he doesn't care if he's the Ark of the Covenant champion, does he deserve to be the champion?"
The crowd chants: "No... No... No.."
"That's right he doesn't. Mr XWF, your short rein has come to an end. You are going down, and I will make sure of that."
The crowd roars with delight.
"Next up we have Miss Alexandra Callaway. We haven't heard a promo from her all week does she deserve to be the Ark Champion?"
The crowd chants: "No... No... No.."
"Too right, and because we haven't heard from her yet, I'm not going to waste another word on her."
The crowd roars with delight again.
"Next up we have JJ Zilla. Newby here. Smells like a newbie, and must have crapped his pants for the type of match he's been entered into because we haven't heard from him all week either."
The crowd chants: "Crapped his pants... Crapped his pants... Crapped his pants.."
"Too right he has, he's not worth another mention either,."
The crowd roars again
"Next we have Soupcan O'Malley, for reasons only beknownst by him, we haven't word much of a peep out of him either."
The crowd chants: "Much of a peep.. much of a peep... much of a peep."
"Another person to move on quickly from..."
The crowd roars:
"Last we have Joey Hawkins, a Matthew Hardy wannabe."
The crowd chants: "Wannabe.... Wannabe.... Wannabe.."
"I'm sorry Joey, but you're not in my league, the only person in my league is Mr XWF. He's my main competitor tomorrow, and you have no right to win that title."
The crowd roars.
"We have to respect everyone who turns up for the match, but at the end of the day, that respect only goes so far."
The crowd chants: "So far... So far... So far...."
"Who is the next Ark of the Covenant Champion?"
The crowd chants: "Mastermind... Mastermind... Mastermind."
Mastermind smiles at the camera.
"That's right I am. See you all tomorrow, I won't wish you luck, because you all don't deserve it. Maybe Mr XWF, but apart from him no one else. BBQ out the back in 10 minutes peoples."
There were cheers as the lights go off, when they come back on, Mastermind is no where to be seen. The crowd starts filling out of the gym as the camera fades out.