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Chilling outside ~Open~ - ZakMisery - 06-18-2014
It had been a long time since he had been back in a city where XWF was hosting a show. Zak sat on the sidewalk with his back pressed against the wall of the venue. He watched buses and cars file into the back parking lot. He wondered who was still there and who was new....he had signed his second contract and was now just waiting for another show he could jump in on. Zak had been gone for so long that he lost track on who's feuding with who or even who had the bloody titles.
His foot tapped against his other one as he listened to music and watched people file in, some looking at him and most of them ignoring him. It didn't bother him in the slightest. He had spent those months in and out of prison for stupid bullshit and if there's one thing he learned, being ignored was the best thing. It wasn't until he saw a shadow stop next to him that made him stop moving. Slowly, he pulled out one of his earpieces and sighed.
"What's up?"
He looked up and stared at them with a blank face...even though he was wondering why they would stop in general. It's not like he was by the door. They had to go out of the way to go stand by him.
Chilling outside ~Open~ - Tommy Gunn - 06-18-2014
What's up
?Forget your guyliner?
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-18-2014
Frodo and his new accomplice in sexy crime, Sarah, walk by. They were planning on stuffing her b-hole in Frodo's locker room when he sees Zak and Tommy. He looked at them, then at Sarah.
"Hey! Sarah, look. It's the group of people you'll probably join in a bit. This is the We Hate Frodo Convention. Which is sad, because I slept with one, and offered my services to the other. How's it going, Tommy and Moonshine?"
Sarah looked confused.
Chilling outside ~Open~ - Cricket - 06-18-2014
Chirp.
*gasp*
Chirp.
*heavy breath*
Mudda.
*pant*
Fucker.
*sighs*
Sorry I hopped as fast as I could to get here. Wears a thuggin' cricket like myself out to do that shit.
*looks around nervously*
I mean....chirp, chirp?
Chilling outside ~Open~ - Phil McOxenballs - 06-18-2014
Someone said there was a party?
Where's the booze?
Never mind, I brought my own.
Phil pulls out a silver flask, unscrew the top and starts going to town.
Holy shit where did that cricket come from?
What's up Jiminy?
Where's your hat?
Chilling outside ~Open~ - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-18-2014
"Phil, I've got a case of some liquor I took from some teenagers who were up to no good. It's in my locker room. Wanna come back with Sarah, and me? We can get it, then I can watch as you fuck Sarah stupid."
Sarah looks awful confused at this. She was not that kind of girl.
"Well, are you just going to be watching, or maybe more?"
"That's kind of up to Phil, now isn't it?"
Chilling outside ~Open~ - Morbid Angel - 06-18-2014
Morbid Angel was walking by and see’s the group of motherfuckers fucking around and obviously stops to see what is going on…he notices Zak and Tommy Gun but not Frodo because that bitch was too short.
Morbid Angel-”Zak…I thought you died! What the fuck!”
Morbid turns to Tommy Gun and in his best Crixus voice
Morbid Angel-”NAEVIA!”
Chilling outside ~Open~ - ZakMisery - 06-18-2014
Zak just looks at the small group of people for a moment before shrugging.
"I'm alive and well...no I didn't forget the eyeliner...and I'm fine, just waiting for another show to join. I would ask how all of you are but...it's sex, drugs, booze and blood right?"
Zak laughed softly before changing the song, he really didn't want to listen to AC/DC right now...nope...could do without them for now.
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-18-2014
Frodo steps away from his offer to Phil, he turns Sarah's head, forcibly I might add, to look at Zak. Then he himself looks between the two.
"Yup. I upgraded. Good deal. So, Phil, you down?"
Chilling outside ~Open~ - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-18-2014
"Fuck that offer, Phil. Deal's off. Shelby, Sarah, to my locker room. I have tons of party favors in there. Shelby, have you had the pleasure of meeting my friend Sarah?"
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-18-2014
"Yeah, Ozy. I'd suck his cock. So, you down to come party with Sarah and me? No pants allowed."
Frodo pulls out his solid gold pipe and takes a hit from it before offering it up.
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-18-2014
"Avalanche. And maybe the hopes and dreams of my parents."
Frodo took off his shirt, and lead the trio inside to his locker room where he keeps a supply of drugs, condoms, and lube. Since you know, Sarah is a Tranny and all.
Chilling outside ~Open~ - Phil McOxenballs - 06-19-2014
Sorry about that.
I passed out...and then pissed myself.
Is the party still going on?
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-19-2014
Frodo is in his changing room, he has drugs and booze and there's supposed to be a honey with a vajayjay dropping by. Feel free to drop by.
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - ZakMisery - 06-23-2014
wow...nothing changes.
Chilling outside ~Open~ - Jessie-ica Diaz - 06-24-2014
Furthermore; there is Einstein's quote on insanity which most people now know thanks to Vaas Montenegro, the latter of which's paraphrase I will quote directly:
Insanity is doing the exact, same fucking thing, over and over again, expecting, shit to change. Wow, in pausing shit just like him, I started, to feel, like Azrael. Do you still do that now that you're a human and are now more optimized to speak English?
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - Soupcan O'Malley - 06-24-2014
Oi, I can fix the human formerly known as alien. Sounds to me like he just needs a firmware update.
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 06-24-2014
Diaz, come join the party in Frodo's changing room. There's drugs and girlie and girlie loving.
RE: Chilling outside ~Open~ - Jessie-ica Diaz - 06-24-2014
(06-24-2014, 02:21 PM)Azrael Erebus Said:(06-24-2014, 11:26 AM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: Furthermore; there is Einstein's quote on insanity which most people now know thanks to Vaas Montenegro, the latter of which's paraphrase I will quote directly:
Insanity is doing the exact, same fucking thing, over and over again, expecting, shit to change. Wow, in pausing shit just like him, I started, to feel, like Azrael. Do you still do that now that you're a human and are now more optimized to speak English?
"Cute. Is that what you were aiming for?"
What gave it away?