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Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Ozymandias - 06-06-2014

Ladies and Gentlemen please be sure to tune into this week's edition of Monday Night Madness as current Trios Champion Eli James will be making a major announcement.

Did I mention that it would be major announcement and not a minor one that people like Paul Heyman call major just because they like to have the spot light on them? Or in his case two spot lights.

You know, cause he's kind of rotund.

~ Ozymandias



RE: Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Scorpio - 06-06-2014

That's cool and all but will there be boobs?


RE: Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Miss Joy - 06-06-2014

(06-06-2014, 08:18 PM)Scorpio Said: That's cool and all but will there be boobs?


I don't know about boobs, but I'm sure there will be plenty of dicks on the show.


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Rain - 06-06-2014

Jack: And another's gonna be shoved so far up Ally-Cat's Alleyway it'll come right outta Matt Wart's gapin' mouth hole.

Jack: Y'all make sense ah that one.


RE: Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Miss Joy - 06-06-2014

(06-06-2014, 10:01 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "And one of them will be between your legs."


Yes, I can get laid. Thanks captain obvious.


RE: Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Jessie-ica Diaz - 06-06-2014

(06-06-2014, 10:35 PM)Frodo Smackins Said:
(06-06-2014, 10:18 PM)Miss Joy Said:
(06-06-2014, 10:01 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "And one of them will be between your legs."


Yes, I can get laid. Thanks captain obvious.
"Shit. Ok. I was being too subtle. Let me try something a little more blunt.

YOU

LOOK

Like

A

DUDE.



I hope I was obvious enough."

Can. You. Turn it down. A bit? It's like you're trying to blow out people's eardrums or something.


RE: Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Rain - 06-06-2014

(06-06-2014, 10:58 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Jessie?! I've missed you. Can you give a hobbit a kiss?"

Jack: Can ya kiss The People's Cock?

Jack: An' bring me a gat dam ham sammich, I got a movie tah catch--





George Takei: Oh my...

~one cock ring tah rule 'em all


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-07-2014

i dont think joy would want a small dick like frodo has.. she wants a MANDIGNO like I have ;)


RE: Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Scorpio - 06-07-2014

(06-07-2014, 11:46 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i dont think joy would want a small dick like frodo has.. she wants a MANDIGNO like I have ;)

First of all it's Mandingo, second of all.....

[Image: words1.jpg?w=300&h=200]



Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Theo Pryce - 06-07-2014

"Add it to the list of words Peter doesn't know the meaning of. Like winning and insult."


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-07-2014

i know what the word means little man and frodo i never said the stipulation never said I cant talk to my wife.. so fuck u


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-07-2014

im italian you stupid ! and u think you can have Maria all to yourselves? i beg to differ.. you'll see


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-07-2014

first of all I was talking about my dick.. something you don't have because it's so little. Secondly, I dont care about who has maria.. but im glad she is far away from you and that Classic Gilmour


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-07-2014

have fun catching AIDS.. i hope u die


RE: Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Rain - 06-08-2014

(06-07-2014, 04:00 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "First, then you're not a Mandingo. Because what I accused you of being is the actual definition of a Mandingo. So, clearly you didn't know what it mean, or what sarcasm is."

"And clearly, you don't know what 'innuendo' is. Google that one, chachi."

~Reeve.Alexandra.Gordon.


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Rain - 06-08-2014

[Image: innuendo4bagginz_zpsfc1a8c68.png]

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Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-08-2014

u got served Frodo!


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Guppy Parsh - 06-08-2014

Once I looked up Definition's definition.

I saw new heights that day.

Words. Words. Words.

So many meanings.



RE: Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-08-2014

(06-08-2014, 10:53 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Right, and did you happen to check out Oblique's definition? It means veiled. Peter's comment was not veiled, or hidden. It was in your face loud, and incorrect. Seeing as how mandingo is an ethnic term it is not well hidden. Next time you try and school me do more research. Bitch."

Ooc: I can copy from dictionary.com, so here's the link.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/oblique?s=t

just admit u got pwned


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-08-2014

i dont need to show u. u got buried by Rayne


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Peter Fn Gilmour - 06-08-2014

just like how Im going to beat u.. by myself


Major Announcement On This Week's Madness - Rain - 06-16-2014

"Yes, this is old. But so is this 'feud' between Smackins and Gilmour. If you truly believe I lack in intelligence, you are sadly mistaken. And that accounts for this, or any other lifetime. FroYo....Leap of Faith. The 21st. Mark the date, don't be late. And peep this, you Elven bitch."


[Image: sexual-innuendo_zps201914cd.png]

Quote:The term sexual innuendo has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a "risqué" double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering. For example: "We need to go deeper" can be seen as both a request for further inquiry on any given issue or a request to go deeper into an orifice. Alternatively the simple changing of the pronunciation of a word can be used to make it sound vulgar e.g. innuendo to "in-your-endo".



Example: This Saturday, FroYo? Sweetie Petey will take his mandingo, and stick it straight in-your-endo. Believe that, bitch cakes.

[Image: peteyfroyo_zpsc2073ef3.png]


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