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Releasing Hell - Great Buzzard Eli James IV - 02-04-2014

Eli is walking in some pool of water by a beach.

"Sometimes.. ya have to release some hell... to make it back to heaven. All this nonsense.. all this evil that's happenin' right before your very eyes wasn't my doing. Nah, man. It was yours. There is no one else to blame but yourselves. Heh. People look at me and conjure up some other name like Jim Jones, Bray Wyatt, or Jesus Christ. It is those fools who are blind. It's them who believe in illusions instead of reality.

Did ya really think Mystica betrayin' me and joining Theo Pryce was a shock to me? Did you really think Sebastian Duke rejoining the Black Circle took me by surprise? Nah. They didn't. But I tell ya.. somethin' that will surprise ya is comin'... and you fools won't even see it comin'. I'm sorry. You asked for it. You reap what ya sow.

It's time for you all to walk up to the fountain and drink your poison. Don't miss the clock.



Releasing Hell - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 02-04-2014

You should give Barney Green the next King Match after Peter is done. We would all be very shocked!


Releasing Hell - AlexandraCallaway - 02-04-2014

"Well that escalated quickly."


Releasing Hell - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-04-2014

how did i know duke would go back to being John Madison's BITCH


Releasing Hell - AlexandraCallaway - 02-04-2014

"Speaking of dealing with stuff... Gilmour.. it's time to pay for what you've said about me."

Alexandra chuckles.

"Now that Griffin and I released the truth of what was going on. I can return to work.. and guess who my first target is..."


Releasing Hell - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-04-2014

bring it bitch!


Releasing Hell - AlexandraCallaway - 02-04-2014

"You sure you are ready for that Peter?"


RE: Releasing Hell - Sid Feder - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 10:02 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Speaking of dealing with stuff... Gilmour.. it's time to pay for what you've said about me."

Alexandra chuckles.

"Now that Griffin and I released the truth of what was going on. I can return to work.. and guess who my first target is..."

(02-04-2014, 10:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: bring it bitch!

Would ya look here? These boys are about ready to tear each others throats out.

Better look out, Peter. This bloke looks tough.


Releasing Hell - Neonero - 02-04-2014

If only Eli would put his prognostication to good use, instead of this schoolyard 'told ya so' after the fact chicanery.

Not that I'm saying you didn't warn us, Elias, but if you could clarify what you're warning us about in advance it'd be mighty awesome of you.

Say, here's an idea. Ever heard of the Randi Challenge? How about I get 'da connect' with James Randi and co, and I invite you all to Nero's Games on monday to see how you fare in proving your clairvoyance?

Seems a fair challenge to me. No violence, just a test of credibility.



Releasing Hell - AlexandraCallaway - 02-04-2014

"Shut up Feder. Last I checked I'm female you dumbshit."


RE: Releasing Hell - Neonero - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 10:11 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Shut up Feder. Last I checked I'm female you dumbshit."
How often are you required to check?

Don't mind Sidney, he's just being ironic.



RE: Releasing Hell - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 10:10 PM)Sid Feder Said:
(02-04-2014, 10:02 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Speaking of dealing with stuff... Gilmour.. it's time to pay for what you've said about me."

Alexandra chuckles.

"Now that Griffin and I released the truth of what was going on. I can return to work.. and guess who my first target is..."

(02-04-2014, 10:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: bring it bitch!

Would ya look here? These boys are about ready to tear each others throats out.

Better look out, Peter. This bloke looks tough.

ive fought tougher sid


Releasing Hell - AlexandraCallaway - 02-04-2014

"Well, considering I put a bra on every morning, I would say.. I know for a fact that I am a woman."


RE: Releasing Hell - Scorpio - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 10:18 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Well, considering I put a bra on every morning, I would say.. I know for a fact that I am a woman."



No mention of the bottom half.

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RE: Releasing Hell - AlexandraCallaway - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 10:21 PM)Scorpio Said:
(02-04-2014, 10:18 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Well, considering I put a bra on every morning, I would say.. I know for a fact that I am a woman."



No mention of the bottom half.

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"Oh I'm sorry.. who are you again? What business is it of yours what is in my panties? Perhaps you should go visit the village slut. Perhaps she could fix whatever is wrong with you."


RE: Releasing Hell - Scorpio - 02-04-2014

(02-04-2014, 10:28 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said:
(02-04-2014, 10:21 PM)Scorpio Said:
(02-04-2014, 10:18 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Well, considering I put a bra on every morning, I would say.. I know for a fact that I am a woman."



No mention of the bottom half.

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"Oh I'm sorry.. who are you again? What business is it of yours what is in my panties? Perhaps you should go visit the village slut. Perhaps she could fix whatever is wrong with you."


I'm just the guy passing through pointing out that your sex ed teacher failed horribly if you think boobs alone equals female.


Releasing Hell - AlexandraCallaway - 02-04-2014

"Well, unlike some women, I dont feel the need to go shaking my pussy in a mans face to prove I'm a woman. And just because you don't know me.. doesn't mean I dont know my way around a wrestling company. I've been doing this since 1999, and in the six plus months I've been here.. I dont once remember seeing your name on any of the lists."


Releasing Hell - Neonero - 02-04-2014

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Huh? Oh sorry, dont mind me.



Releasing Hell - Sid Feder - 02-04-2014

My apologies if I offended with my observation. Sorry, I had a speck of dust in my eye so it may have been blocking those small ass knockers ya got there, Alex. Watch me back away with my hands raised, not wanting any of your machismo.


RE: Releasing Hell - Jessie-ica Diaz - 02-05-2014

(02-04-2014, 10:37 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Well, unlike some women, I dont feel the need to go shaking my pussy in a mans face to prove I'm a woman. And just because you don't know me.. doesn't mean I dont know my way around a wrestling company. I've been doing this since 1999, and in the six plus months I've been here.. I dont once remember seeing your name on any of the lists."

So what you're saying is; you parade that fucking gangrene snatch of yours around because its fun, right? Or, is it because it gets you some kind of acceptance that you don't get when you're fully clothed? Also, are you even aware of how fucking stupid you sound right now? "Just because you don't know me (pause for vapidity attack) doesn't mean I don't know my way around a wrestling company." Wow, just wow. Did you mean something along the lines of "You're new, you don't how much I suck yet so stop acting like you do!"? Because that makes more fucking sense than whatever you pulled out of your ass. Your years of experience don't matter, by the way.

Jeez, did you somehow become even more vapid?



Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

Wait, don't I owe Allexandra a boot to the baby? And I have been meaning to ask, Diaz why do you look like that super nice girl from Paramore, who has weird nipples, but act like that demon bitch from Kittie?


RE: Releasing Hell - Jessie-ica Diaz - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 08:42 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: Wait, don't I owe Allexandra a boot to the baby? And I have been meaning to ask, Diaz why do you look like that super nice girl from Paramore, who has weird nipples, but act like that demon bitch from Kittie?

Magic, you fucking . How come you look like a shitty niche rapper and are thirstier for cock than Callaway?


Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

Because I'm ugly and women don't like me. Also drugs. And I met the rapper he is a cock hound, too.


Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

What's that say about, Nova. If I'm that ugly, and he finds both of us attractive. Remember our talk about hurtful?


Releasing Hell - ZakMisery - 02-05-2014

You did fuck a corpus...Does it matter who I find attractive? Hell, I was married to Alexandra and engaged to Mandii. Clearly my tastes in partners are pretty bad...but what about you, Nova? You refuse to show your real looks. Is that face really that ugly that you have to hide it?


Releasing Hell - AlexandraCallaway - 02-05-2014

"Oh yes, because you really have any right to call someone a whore Nova. Before me, there was quite a string of people.. or at least, that's what I've known about you. Unless you were lying. So look in the mirror when you use that word."

Alexandra turns to Jessie.

"I used to respect you, now I don't know what to think of you. You win this round Jessie."

She turns to Frodo Smackins.

"Bring it bitch, I'm waiting."

Then she turns to Zak.

"I might make bad choices. But the choices I make now have nothing to do with you. I've moved on in life, and so should you. Thank the fucking Gods for that."

With that Alexandra removes herself from the conversation, walking past Eli and patting him on the shoulder, before exiting the area immediately.


Releasing Hell - Mandii Rider - 02-05-2014

Would you look at this, Zaky-poo is lashing out at ex lovers who want nothing to do with him. Is it really our fault that the best you can do now is Frodo? At least Nova, Ally, and myself can stand on the two feet we were given. You and your sister must reply on having everyone else either hold you up, or pick you up when down. It has nothing to do with looks with you Zak, you would have sex with anything that can stick up for you, make you feel like more than the bug you are, and hold your hand.


RE: Releasing Hell - Jessie-ica Diaz - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 01:27 PM)ZakMisery Said: You did fuck a corpus...

A corpus? Nova fucked the population of Corpus Christi? Or did he fuck a fucking Jesus crucifix wall decoration? I don't know which one I see as more likely, but I doubt that's what you were going for.


RE: Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

Now, I never said you found me attractive. I asked what your comments said about you, since Zak found you attractive. If I'm that ugly and he finds me attractive you must be ugly as well. Transitive property of mathematics. A=B B=C therefore A=C. Get it? Guess your Zombie AIDs brain isn't going at half steam anymore.


And Diaz, Corpus is Latin for corpse/body, as in Habeus Corpus, or Corpus Christi. Corpus Christi means Body of Christ. Habeus Corpus means Have Corpse.



Releasing Hell - Jessie-ica Diaz - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 02:51 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(02-05-2014, 01:27 PM)ZakMisery Said: You did fuck a corpus...

but I doubt that's what you were going for.

(02-05-2014, 02:58 PM)Frodo Smackins Said:
And Diaz, Corpus is Latin for corpse/body, as in Habeus Corpus, or Corpus Christi. Corpus Christi means Body of Christ. Habeus Corpus means Have Corpse.

You were saying? There, I simplified it down for you, because you and Zak both need it. The joke there (and fuck, this is like Morbid Angel all over again, I have to explain the joke to fucking who don't get it) is that Zak is a fucking moron incapable of actually thinking of that and using it intentionally. No no, this was a fucking coincidence because no one goes around saying one word of a long dead language in an otherwise English sentence.


Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

Oh, I doubt that part, Jessie. I think you just didn't know what he meant. Interesting fact, lots of people walk around using Latin in every day. People who are educated do. I happen to drop Latin into conversation on occasion, but that's because I learned the language.


RE: Releasing Hell - Jessie-ica Diaz - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 03:09 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: Oh, I doubt that part, Jessie. I think you just didn't know what he meant. Interesting fact, lots of people walk around using Latin in every day. People who are educated do. I happen to drop Latin into conversation on occasion, but that's because I learned the language.

Of course you doubt that part, and of course you go around dropping unneeded references to a dead language in conversation; because you're a pretentious pseudo intellectual. I know bits and pieces of Esperanto but because I don't walk around trying to look smarter than I actually am, I don't use it and have such have started to forget it.

Your lover is a fucking idiot and you're pretentious as shit.

Deal with it.



RE: Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 03:13 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(02-05-2014, 03:09 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: Oh, I doubt that part, Jessie. I think you just didn't know what he meant. Interesting fact, lots of people walk around using Latin in every day. People who are educated do. I happen to drop Latin into conversation on occasion, but that's because I learned the language.

Of course you doubt that part, and of course you go around dropping unneeded references to a dead language in conversation; because you're a pretentious pseudo intellectual. I know bits and pieces of Esperanto but because I don't walk around trying to look smarter than I actually am, I don't use it and have such have started to forget it.

Your lover is a fucking idiot and you're pretentious as shit.

Deal with it.

I have a double master's, speak three languages, and can program computers, and I'm the pretentious one. Not that mongrel who runs around trying to correct everyone when they speak. Go sit in a corner with your multiple personalities and dream about your dead pyramid whore.


RE: Releasing Hell - Jessie-ica Diaz - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 03:21 PM)Frodo Smackins Said:
(02-05-2014, 03:13 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(02-05-2014, 03:09 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: Oh, I doubt that part, Jessie. I think you just didn't know what he meant. Interesting fact, lots of people walk around using Latin in every day. People who are educated do. I happen to drop Latin into conversation on occasion, but that's because I learned the language.

Of course you doubt that part, and of course you go around dropping unneeded references to a dead language in conversation; because you're a pretentious pseudo intellectual. I know bits and pieces of Esperanto but because I don't walk around trying to look smarter than I actually am, I don't use it and have such have started to forget it.

Your lover is a fucking idiot and you're pretentious as shit.

Deal with it.

I have a double master's, speak three languages, and can program computers, and I'm the pretentious one. Not that mongrel who runs around trying to correct everyone when they speak. Go sit in a corner with your multiple personalities and dream about your dead pyramid whore.

Oh shit, is it time for us to list off irrelevant shit to try to look cool? Perfect! I have a phD, speak thirteen languages and was the inspiration for the plot twist in Fight Club.

Or, to more accurately equate it to what you were doing: "Oh no, I'm getting called pretentious; I better spout off some ostentatious bullfuckery in an attempt to turn this claim around on her!" Here you are now, obviously oblivious to the irony. I know the English language pretty fucking well, especially well enough to call someone on saying one word of disjointed Latin that when accompanied by the vapidity break proves that it wasn't intentional out on their bullshit. How is that pretentious?

Also, you end this with a racist remark. A fucking racial crack! Tell me more about how you have a fucking tolerance towards enough cultures to bother learning their languages, asshat.

Better yet, fuck that. Tell me how in your infinite fucking wisdom, you thought that because I share a similar look to someone else, that I'm required to have the same attitude as said person.



Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

Listen, cupcake. Never said I was racially tolerant. Jut said I learned multiple languages. Clearly my comments about her during our last discussion escaped you, I've been quite outspoken about her dirty ethnicity. And I even piled on comments about Nero's mysterious chinkinese status. I've never hidden my dislike of certain races. No idea why you're shocked.

And as for my achievements, you called me a psuedo intellectual, my background proves otherwise. Continue trying to impress people by correcting their English while calling everyone pretentious. You're doing a bang up job not looking like a pharasee. And I mean the self righteous hypocrite, not the jew. Dyke cunt.



RE: Releasing Hell - Jessie-ica Diaz - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 04:12 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: Listen, cupcake. Never said I was racially tolerant. Jut said I learned multiple languages. Clearly my comments about her during our last discussion escaped you, I've been quite outspoken about her dirty ethnicity. And I even piled on comments about Nero's mysterious chinkinese status. I've never hidden my dislike of certain races. No idea why you're shocked.

And as for my achievements, you called me a psuedo intellectual, my background proves otherwise. Continue trying to impress people by correcting their English while calling everyone pretentious. You're doing a bang up job not looking like a pharasee. And I mean the self righteous hypocrite, not the jew. Dyke cunt.

Oh, was the pseudo intellectual comment the cause for your need to spout out your accomplishments? Then why the fuck bring up the word pretentious in its place? Furthermore, you fucking dolt, how in the fuck would correcting people's English be impressive? I know English well enough to call people out on fucking it up. Not very much in the way of pretentiousness.

So, allow me to be the first to bring up the idiocy in your own comment: racial intolerance somehow equals an urge to learn other languages. That probably makes a whole lot of fucking sense in whatever fucked up world you're off in, but in the real world, it's on par with the idea of being a prostitute with a fucking chastity belt.

Fucking .



Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

See, racial intolerance is a rather interesting point, there. I'm not like Nathaniel or Wyatt or Morbid, I'm not a white supremacist. I just don't like certain races, like asians and gyppos. They have weird eyes and look like they want to steal stuff. I'm down with most other people. Especially the Italians, who spoke Latin long ago. I also studied Greek, also down with them. So, you're basing the fact that I can't learn foreign languages based on me being prejudiced against zipperheads and gyppos. Someone's grasping. Would you like a straw?

And yes, you're trying to show us how intelligent you are by going around correcting everyone. You want us to think you're the smartest person in the federation because you don't use slang, colloquialisms, or misspeak. How impressively perfect you are. You're like an uglier, more obnoxious, carpet munching, less popular, and insane Hermoine Granger. Kudos to you, you prattling fool. I can't wait until you kill yourself in a few months.



RE: Releasing Hell - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 05:04 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: See, racial intolerance is a rather interesting point, there. I'm not like Nathaniel or Wyatt or Morbid, I'm not a white supremacist. I just don't like certain races, like asians and gyppos.

what a fucking idiot


RE: Releasing Hell - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 05:08 PM)John Madison Said:
(02-05-2014, 05:04 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: See, racial intolerance is a rather interesting point, there. I'm not like Nathaniel or Wyatt or Morbid, I'm not a white supremacist. I just don't like certain races, like asians and gyppos.

what a fucking idiot

How so? There's a difference between a white supremacist like those three and not liking two ethnic groups. I'm down with just about everyone else. I don't think White People are superior to everyone. Asians just creep me out, and middle easterners look like terrorists.


RE: Releasing Hell - Jessie-ica Diaz - 02-05-2014

(02-05-2014, 05:04 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: See, racial intolerance is a rather interesting point, there. I'm not like Nathaniel or Wyatt or Morbid, I'm not a white supremacist. I just don't like certain races, like asians and gyppos. They have weird eyes and look like they want to steal stuff. I'm down with most other people. Especially the Italians, who spoke Latin long ago. I also studied Greek, also down with them. So, you're basing the fact that I can't learn foreign languages based on me being prejudiced against zipperheads and gyppos. Someone's grasping. Would you like a straw?

And yes, you're trying to show us how intelligent you are by going around correcting everyone. You want us to think you're the smartest person in the federation because you don't use slang, colloquialisms, or misspeak. How impressively perfect you are. You're like an uglier, more obnoxious, carpet munching, less popular, and insane Hermoine Granger. Kudos to you, you prattling fool. I can't wait until you kill yourself in a few months.

English isn't that fucking hard. It's hardly impressive, nor is it a fucking feat to be able to speak one's native language without slobbering all over the words like a fucking toddler. Therefore, calling people out on shit like that isn't a measure of my intelligence, nor do I treat it like one. In fact, I'll give you a nod. Clever insult there, subtly bashing my intelligence by implying that knowing how to fucking speak English is the pinnacle of my intelligence. Again, too bad that was coincidence and you aren't that clever.

And, you know what? I'll be generous and not run down your piss poor excuse for your racial intolerance. I've had my fill of watching you dig yourself deeper into a hole with each word you vomit out.