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re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Maverick - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 07:19 PM)Pest Said:(09-02-2015, 07:17 PM)Maverick Said:(09-02-2015, 07:15 PM)Pest Said: Pest: The Pest will give you two bags if you set him on fire in the ring come War Games.
"I'll give you three bags if you kill Pest should he show his face at War Games."
Pest: Twenty Grand to Maverick if he ever actually grows a ballsack.
(08-03-2015, 02:00 PM)Pest Said: Pest:Was that Un, or did you actually find balls? Hmmph. I will see you soon.
"I'll take that 20K, thanks."
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Pest - 09-02-2015
Pest: The Pest made the inquiry, yes. But the answer provided was that you might be Un. Which means, Maverick still has no testicles.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-02-2015
Maverick is an Eunuch. Speak of an Ace in the hole, and only an ace.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 09:50 PM)Austin Fernando Said: "Alright Trax, just something to think about...
"Rebbeca and Mister Kaleidoscope for Austin Fernando.
"I'll give you 10K on top if you make it happen, and the same amount will go to Eli for agreeing to it.
"What do you say?"
If Eli is willing to take just one those, and instead of you giving me 10k I'll give him 10k, then deal
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-02-2015
(09-02-2015, 05:00 PM)Goddess Sitre Renenet VIII Said: ~Her back to the camera, only her long dark hair in view~ "Trax, Robbie, Frodo, Mike, Dean."
"Five names responsible for what happened to me Monday night. Not all of them are present for these War Games; among the conspicuously absent names would of course be Dean Moxley MocGovern, who will one day very soon pay the highest price for that disgusting maneuver he performed on me. That's not even half the story, though. Most notable is the fact that I was a first round draft choice for one of those offending names: Trax."
"I'll tell you right now," ~a long, eerily silent pause~ "If I impressed you with my skills as a guest enforcer for your tag team match a couple weeks back… you're going to love having me as an official team mate." ~instant cut to blackness~
You know what Ms. Renenet, you're right, what happened to you Monday was disgusting and immoral, I mean, its not like you've EVER been involved in a mob attack since you've been here right.
Rolls eyes.
Hey... I just used sarcasm while knowing I was using sarcasm AND said your last name right, can I have a cookie? Or do you think Giuseppe Jones has devoured all the ones within a 50 mile radius already?
As for why I picked you, I have my reasons, and probably NOT the reasons you think either, but that I'll touch upon in a promo for War Games, which I hope you will indeed be ready for.
Rolls eyes.
Hey... I just used sarcasm while knowing I was using sarcasm AND said your last name right, can I have a cookie? Or do you think Giuseppe Jones has devoured all the ones within a 50 mile radius already?
As for why I picked you, I have my reasons, and probably NOT the reasons you think either, but that I'll touch upon in a promo for War Games, which I hope you will indeed be ready for.
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Steve "KingSlayer" Davids - 09-03-2015
If we get Austin Fernando I'll trade ALL of my xbox to Eli on top of that... Just a thought!
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-03-2015
Eli? 60k (10 from both me and fern and all of Steves Xbux as he has said) and your choice of either Lewis or Mr. K, or both but no Xbux, for Fern, final offer.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Great Buzzard Eli James IV - 09-03-2015
"Traxx, if ya want Austin.. here is the deal.
Give me your briefcase and take the rest of my team."
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Pest - 09-03-2015
Eli, 100k to say no.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 05:23 AM)Great Buzzard Eli James IV Said: "Traxx, if ya want Austin.. here is the deal.
Give me your briefcase and take the rest of my team."
My briefcase isn't up for negotiation, Xbux payment or team member exchange only.
Pest, go be your namesake somewhere else, don't let me catch you trying to get involved in my business again.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Great Buzzard Eli James IV - 09-03-2015
"Ya know what... if you want Austin, you have to take the rest of my team too except me."
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 05:39 AM)Great Buzzard Eli James IV Said: "Ya know what... if you want Austin, you have to take the rest of my team too except me."
I'll pass.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Great Buzzard Eli James IV - 09-03-2015
"So you're telling me the guy you want on your team.. you won't take even with extra people that can't even hurt your chances at winning?
How about this...
Your team with everyone on my team EXCEPT the mystery, and I'll pick two more guys... and we face off."
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 05:50 AM)Great Buzzard Eli James IV Said: "So you're telling me the guy you want on your team.. you won't take even with extra people that can't even hurt your chances at winning?
How about this...
Your team with everyone on my team EXCEPT the mystery, and I'll pick two more guys... and we face off."
Riddle-Speaker, what are you up to? Its clearly something, so you're going to give me Fern, Roman and Scully, and you pick two more guys...and we face off...making it four vs eight? Really? Have I understood what you're saying? Thats suicide. Whats the catch?
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Great Buzzard Eli James IV - 09-03-2015
"That's what I'm sayin'. There is no catch or secrecy. It's all in good fun."
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-03-2015
I don't really fancy carrying SEVEN people in a match, keep Roman or Scully, I'll let you decide, then I take the one you don't want and Fern off your hands.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 07:25 AM)Lux Lyden Said: "Wait. Do I get a say in that trade for me, cause I'm not against leaving the Braves... eh, Team Perfection, in exchange for Mr. Incest'The Real Life Jamie Lannister'. Come on Trax, you know you don't want the guy who wishes he had a sister to procreate with and Maverick, you know you think Davids' beard is cool. Lets make this happen guys!"
I already made that offer, Maverick said no deal, understandable ...he's more than likely relying on you to get the win for his team.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
As I sit here, listening and watching all this commotion, hoping to acquire and extra sword for battle. I scoff at the futility. What you all have to realise is that I have nothing but time to roam through the annals of XWF history to learn, and absorb every ounce, every morsel of knowledge of how to defeat each and everyone of you and secure a win for Victory Forever II: The Sequel So Badass, It'll Tear the Skin From Your Scrotum and Wear It as an Eyepatch. And what really gea me giddy is that you all have nothing on me to prepare for what I am bringing to the dinner table. But please, do go on. Spicy McHaggis and I are enjoying every bit of this theatre.
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-03-2015
Eli I accept your earlier deal, maverick I'll trade you any four people on my now 8 man team except for sitre and fern for lux
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Steve "KingSlayer" Davids - 09-03-2015
Trax, what the fuck man?! I put my xbux into making it so me you and Fern can team up and you try offloading me to the shittest team going. Well forget about it... Take four others Maverick, I'm not fighting for someone I don't believe in. I may not believe in Trax anymore but I believe that Davids & Fern together is an unstoppable force.
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Great Buzzard Eli James IV - 09-03-2015
I accept
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
Why not come and align yourself Davids, with a team that house not 1 but 2 victors of last years War Games, Reverend Plague and our embroiled Captain Morbid Angel.
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr Killjoy - 09-03-2015
ooc:Wait your right my bad, I'm 100% keeping davids fern and sitre but mav I'll trade everyone else for Lux final offer
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Rebecca Lewis - 09-03-2015
Interesting turn of events
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
I've got something to turn Rebecca.
He hands her a fishing pole.
Fancy a trip to the river?
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Rebecca Lewis - 09-03-2015
"Not really a big fan of fishing. I always get bored."
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
More alligator gar for me then.
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Rebecca Lewis - 09-03-2015
I'm Sorry "Sad Face"
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Bjorn Felhammen - 09-03-2015
Don't be sad, it isn't raining. And welcome to the battle Ghost Tank.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Maverick - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 10:16 AM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: ooc:Wait your right my bad, I'm 100% keeping davids fern and sitre but mav I'll trade everyone else for Lux final offer
Give me your briefcase and I'll kick you 20K alongside Lux, and you can keep one more of your teammates.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Vincent Lane - 09-03-2015
He's not giving up his case, moron. It's the only shot he's got. Then again, the same would apply to you.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
Someone trade for me.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Maverick - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 12:01 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: Someone trade for me.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr. Oz - 09-03-2015
Ghost Tank yawns on his large couch, seeing Maverick choose him,
"So I'm on Team Bullshit. Greeeeaaaaaat... Any other captains want me? I'll give fifteen thousand XBux to whomsoever puts me on their team. Or hell, if you want something to your house or apartment, maybe you want a seventy inch plasma wide screen t.v.installed with Netflix. Either way. You get whatever your heart desires, and you get someone who will wreck the fuck out of your opponents."
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Miss Maverick's C. Diff Shit - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 12:03 PM)Maverick Said:(09-03-2015, 12:01 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: Someone trade for me.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
It's me, papa! I'm here to take my spot as the REAL Hart Champion!
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Maverick - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 12:04 PM)Ghost Tank Said: Ghost Tank yawns on his large couch, seeing Maverick choose him,
"So I'm on Team Bullshit. Greeeeaaaaaat... Any other captains want me? I'll give fifteen thousand XBux to whomsoever puts me on their team. Or hell, if you want something to your house or apartment, maybe you want a seventy inch plasma wide screen t.v.installed with Netflix. Either way. You get whatever your heart desires, and you get someone who will wreck the fuck out of your opponents."
"Fuck you. I gave you a chance to actually be someone more than a j0bber, but it seems you don't want that opportunity."
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Maverick - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 12:05 PM)Mavericks Shit Said:(09-03-2015, 12:03 PM)Maverick Said:(09-03-2015, 12:01 PM)Mavericks Shit Said: Someone trade for me.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
It's me, papa! I'm here to take my spot as the REAL Hart Champion!
Maverick's left eye begins to twitch ever so slightly, until he furiously stomps out of the room, shouting at the top of his lungs--
"I'M DONE! WHO THE FUCK GOT A TURD OF MINE AND SLAPPED SOME VOICE BOX ON IT?!"
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Pest - 09-03-2015
Ooc: I didn't make this character, but I love it.
TRADES! Who will get traded? - Maverick - 09-03-2015
OOC: ;~;
lol, I'm actually loving this character too.
re:TRADES! Who will get traded? - Mr. Oz - 09-03-2015
(09-03-2015, 12:10 PM)Maverick Said: "Fuck you. I gave you a chance to actually be someone more than a j0bber, but it seems you don't want that opportunity."
Ghost Tank laughs hard, laughs for a couple of minutes straight before starting to snicker, then it tapers off into him just grinning wide as he spoke,
"Give me a chance? GIVE ME A CHANCE?! Do you know what is going to happen at this year's War Games? Because I do. I am going to do exactly as I did last year, and STEAMROLL THE FUCK OUT OF MY OPPONENTS! They can claw, kick, bite, headbutt, or punch me all they want, but Death will break his opponents like the ants they are! Watch last year's War Games and see what happens! You gave me nothing. I bleed until my body gives out, but until that happens, consider me the wrecker of your shit. Figuratively, because I do not want to fight one of your animated piles of shit touching me."