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Lacklan
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Registration Date: 02-19-2019
Date of Birth: Not Specified
Local Time: 09-28-2020 at 08:55 PM
Status: Offline

Lacklan's Forum Info
Joined: 02-19-2019
Last Visit: Invisible
Total Posts: 631 (1.07 posts per day | 0.58 percent of total posts)
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Time Spent Online: 3 weeks, 21 hours, 21 minutes, 18 seconds
Reputation: 38 [Details]
Referred by: Roxy Cotton
Members Referred: 0
Referrals: None
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X-Bux: ✘40,934
Comments received: 85
Comments given: 10

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Additional Info About Lacklan
Your Character's XWF Fan Base: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
Location of character (and optionally, the handler): Sarah was born and raised in Maine but now lives in Hollywood Hills.
Character Bio:
URL to XWF roster page & moveset:
Theme / Entrance Music: "Material Girl," cover performed by HeLLer
"Big Move" most famous for: The Pigeonwing
Description of Move: Crossface Chickenwing, typically grapevined to the ground.
Gender: Female

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 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-05-2020 at 08:40 PM)
"I saw that. I saw you seeing me, gurl. Mmmmm, mmmmmm, MMMMMM!!!!!!!!"
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-05-2020 at 08:34 PM)
"Yo chickadee. We need to strategize. I'll be over tomorrow afternoon to go over some stuff with you, gurl. It's ok if I have cameras with me right? In case I want to put it in a real good promo after? Lemme know hun I'd hate to invade yer privacy."

"PS the fed can't stop talking about you since you cashed in. Like, seriously, everyone is in awe. You are def the talk of the town rn. You could totally just ignore the whole fed and you'd still stay just as relevant here because 5 mins don't go by without you getting mentioned. All eyes on you like 2pac baybay."

"PS#2, are you the one that's supposed to be paying me for my services to you or is that a staff gimmick thingy? Lemme kno cuz I got some billz due next week."
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (07-12-2020 at 10:50 AM)
"I feel those eyes on me, gurl."
 Atticus White (06-17-2020 at 05:24 AM)
Your inbox is full lol so in reply to your PM as long as you want and any time before the main event.
 boeing 737 (02-09-2020 at 06:51 PM)
Give me your Lungs
 Vita Frickin Valenteen (01-22-2020 at 08:44 AM)
Lacklan, Thank you so much for reaching out. Vita Valenteen appreciates all of her fans, and the support that they offer. As a thank you for your continued support, we have included this free limited edition autographed T-Shirt!!

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 Carver's Sheath (10-01-2019 at 02:00 PM)
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Hey #FreeRide #SLACKland whore (see what me did tharr, teeheehee, use it!) I hear you ENJOY the fact that your pathetically pre-paved path of SLacking while getting rigged "wins" over grown men who would obviously break you in half in any fairly contested battle makes me WEEP!!! I admit it, SLackLanD... I HAAAATE it when better talent just lays down for someone lazy and inexperienced, or when they're otherwise sabotaged or drugged by "someone" before their match so they come to the ring all doped up and unable to beat down a small child! 😭 Shane had tears streaming down his cheeks but his face kept twitching and switching between a distressed frown and an unrestrained smile...? Perhaps he was still unstable as a result of CCP's shocking, unprovoked, cowardly attack on him over the weekend so now even the weakest and runtiest of the XWF litter was able to set him off?
 Carver's Sheath (10-01-2019 at 02:00 PM)
Elvis playing in the background may have influenced his next line: Why must you be so cruel to a heart that's true???

Why must you be such a clear and obvious scam and slacker??? Why must you be so eager to be exposed again and again??? Why, SlackLand? Why?
The tone in his voice told us just how concerned he really was, almost as if he felt bad for the self destructive, inattentive, bushy tailed subject he was speaking to. He was likely surprised her keepers hadn't trained her better, considering how risky of a sham was being run for so long now. You underestimate the cleansing power of these bodily fluids you seek. Someone with as much dirt to be exposed and scrubbed away as you is supposed to be smarter than to ask to be publicly washed again! Why are you doing this to yourself?!? On Shane's desk, we saw an early draft of what looked to be part 2 of some tutorial? At a glance, it appeared Sarah's name was credited as a co-creator of said tutorial? What did this mean? Were the two of them secretly in cahoots and profiting together while "working" all of the suckers in the XWF that were either too blind or afraid to speak up about anything going on behind the scenes? Was the entire XWF being #SLack'd by the two of them? LoLoMg