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Lacklan
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Registration Date: 02-19-2019
Date of Birth: Not Specified
Local Time: 09-28-2020 at 10:28 PM
Status: Offline

Lacklan's Forum Info
Joined: 02-19-2019
Last Visit: Invisible
Total Posts: 631 (1.07 posts per day | 0.58 percent of total posts)
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Time Spent Online: 3 weeks, 21 hours, 31 minutes, 3 seconds
Reputation: 38 [Details]
Referred by: Roxy Cotton
Members Referred: 0
Referrals: None
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X-Bux: ✘40,934
Comments received: 85
Comments given: 10

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Additional Info About Lacklan
Your Character's XWF Fan Base: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
Location of character (and optionally, the handler): Sarah was born and raised in Maine but now lives in Hollywood Hills.
Character Bio:
URL to XWF roster page & moveset:
Theme / Entrance Music: "Material Girl," cover performed by HeLLer
"Big Move" most famous for: The Pigeonwing
Description of Move: Crossface Chickenwing, typically grapevined to the ground.
Gender: Female

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 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-16-2020 at 10:57 AM)
"I will do my best to represent you during that Warfare you had to opt out of, gurl. Don't worry I will do my job good and make SURE five minutes don't go by without everyone being reminded of their wonderful, young, hot, aromatic World Champ!"

#EyesOnYouBabe
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-12-2020 at 12:31 PM)
"Am I riding with you to Anarchy tomorroh, or do I gotta hitchhike by myself again? I mean I get this whole 'protecting yer public image' for photos and paparazzi publicity pop thingamabobbers, but could I please ride with you to the show if I promise to shower REEEEALLY good right before we meet up? Please boss?"

"Oh yeah and I announced what you asked me to, about your renaming of the Uni/World Loop title. You'll see in my Anarchy RP (recorded promo) right here as I speak this link to you, gurl: http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=37813 "

"I still LOVE that you did that with the title right in front of their faces. These suckaz have no idea what circles you and I are truly running around them. You, my friend, are the undersputed mastermind of this federation starship."

"And to you Sar haterz that are spying and see this: Screw you all! READ my lips: My client is bettar then you!"
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-08-2020 at 11:45 AM)
"Welcome back gurl"
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-08-2020 at 11:08 AM)
"Howdeh Sar I seeeeeee youuuuuuuu. I got a care package coming your way to help you against Gilly. We are going to make him look like such shit, gurl."
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-07-2020 at 10:21 PM)
"Just updated them again that you're on. No worries gurl I got yer relevance covered. Can I get paid now? Still haven't been paid since starting working for you and I'm wondering if I was chumped into being takens advantages ofs."
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-07-2020 at 08:55 PM)
"As yer marketing genius, promotional god, and turgidly dedicated manager... I can happyishly say I've let all your fans know you're still browsing the site. I am keeping you relevant, daily if not hourly. TONS of them were concerned that you hadn't been seen browsing today but I told them yer invisible because they should work harder to earn the right to see you. I'll still keep them posted occasionally though, since as your manager I can see exactly when ur on. They could too if they used their brainz but don't worry they're too stupid. Smile Sadistic wink."
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-06-2020 at 11:49 PM)
"Gurl, I'm not sure how it happened but it looks like I beat you? I was on heavy drugs, but apparently I've pinned you and taken your secondary title. Sorry. Where do you want me to give you it back? During an upcoming show, or in the 24/7 halls? And hun, can you fill in the blanks on how you lost that title to me, since I was drugged and have NO idea how you're the only person in my 20+ year history that I have a win over...? We need to address and fix this ASAP because a loss to me, who never beat anyone else, is NOT something you need on your resume as your first accomplishment as World champ. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm, we will find a way to scrub this off your record and fix this so you look strong when you destroy Gilmour."
 GREGGO has a wet scrotum! (08-06-2020 at 09:43 AM)
"Can we talk about your narcolepsy? I'm concerned gurl. Almost just accidentally pinned you and won the Bird Feeder Weight title from you. Sar, we can't have that. You know how badd it would'a looked for me of all people to get a clean pin on ya this soon after yer big cash in that I helped orchestrate? Like so bad. Real so bad. Extra go big super sized bad. You would not have been able to live that down and you'd have gone suicidal."

"Why was I able to pin you that long? Imagine if a ref had been there! Sure the BirdFeeder title is useless and stupid but for you to lose it means you have to eat a pin from someone and WE CANNOT HAVE THAT! What if you fall asleep like that in a real match, the way you did for 11 hours and 59 minutes underneath me last night into today? What if you fall asleep during church!?!?"