X-treme Wrestling Federation » Calendar » XWF
C*NTFEST - PRESENTED BY THE SICK CUNTS |
01-26-2020, All Day |
|
[cuntevent] Noah Jackson © - vs - Atara Themis Savage Rules Lionheart Match Match takes place in a below ground swimming pool with shallow water If someone exits the pool, they forfeit the match Competitors can win by KO, Submission or Pinfall NOAH: "This match was Atara's idea." FUZZ: "Suuuuure." NOAH: "It was! Vita would be more pissed at me than she already is if I suggested it." Fuzz © - vs - "Notorious" Ned Kaye Savage Rules Singles FUZZ: "Just a good old fashioned wrestling match for this one. Not everything has to be 'Xtreme.'" Red-X - vs - a 1994 Subaru Impreza WRX Anarchy Rules Special Guest Referee: Robbie Bourbon Bonus Stage NOAH: "You ever played Street Fighter II where you get to beat some cunt's car? Yeah, like that but this time the car can fight back." Doktor Trust - vs - Dillinger D'Marco Savage Rules Singles Red-X - vs - Link Rexx - vs - Jessalyn Hart - vs - Mad Dog Valley Savage Rules Fatal Four Way Brian Storm & Griffin MacAlister - vs - Jim Jimson & Thunder Knuckles Savage Rules Special Guest Referee: A Wallaby Millionare's Tag Match Standard Tag FUZZ: "TK's cool. We should have something involving xbux for him." NOAH: "Yeah... How about the winner earns the same amount as the loser's hospital bill?" FUZZ: "So the more damage they do, the bigger the payday? Yeah, that'll work. What about the wallaby?" NOAH: "That's more a fuck you to Jim." Barney Green - vs - Boris Savage Rules Risky Russian Razorwire Rumble Deathmatch with Vodka soaked razor wire in place of ropes NOAH: "RISKY RUSSIAN RAZORWIRE RUMBLE!" FUZZ: "Noah, what even is that?" NOAH: *Shrugs* Geri Miller - vs - Michael McBride - vs - Michael Archer Jr. - vs - Kieran Overton - vs - Phantom Panzer - vs - Estrella Luiz Savage Rules Battle Royale The Cavalry - vs - Scully Savage Rules Singles Mastermind - vs - James Raven 3 RPs 3K Word Limit Singles NOAH: "Might as well just have 'Piss break' in all caps on the card for this one." Big D - vs - Peter Gilmour Savage Rules Xtreme Rules NOAH: "How about an 'I Quit' match but it's alllllll cock and ball torture." FUZZ: "Yeah fuck these guys." THEO: "How about we just keep it as an Xtreme Rules?" Robert "The Omega" Main & "Chronic" Chris Page - vs - Shane Carver & "The" Tristan Slater Savage Rules Tag Team Cage Match NOAH: "Give Shane a gun." FUZZ: "Let's not... If he finds a gun though, it's not on us." Centurion © - vs - Vita Valenteen Warfare Rules Vita may pick the stip in her FIRST promo But Centurion must wear a dress throughout the match NOAH: "I think Vita should decide what kind of match she wants." FUZZ: "Oh yeah totally." NOAH: "But Cent needs to wear a dress." FUZZ: "Oh yeah totally!" The Engineer © - vs - Robbie Bourbon Universal Rules TLC The Universal Championship will be held above the ring First one to grab it will be crowned the champion FUZZ & NOAH: "TLC." ... "Jinx! You owe me a beer!" 5'2 Mafia Sarah & Kenzi Grey-Lacklan © - vs - Sick Cunts Fuzz & Noah Jackson Savage Rules Helldome Tag Match Competitors are locked inside a large domed cage Almost every weapon imaginable will be placed inside FUZZ: "This is a match from a bygone era, something that only a handful of XWF legends have been placed in. Everything is legal and anything can happen, fire, acid, explosions! ... Honestly, it's no surprise this type of match was banned." Anarchy Rules: 1 RP with a 1K word limit. Savage Rules: 2 RPs with a 3K word limit. You must post 1 RP before the soft deadline (Saturday 18th) if you wish to post 2. Warfare Rules: 3 RPs with unlimited word limit. You must post 1 RP before the soft deadline (Saturday 18th) if you wish to post 3. Universal Rules: Unlimited RP limit with unlimited word limit. [/cuntevent] |
Supercharged by MyBB