Noah Jackson ©
- vs -
Atara Themis
Savage Rules
Lionheart Match
Match takes place in a below ground swimming pool with shallow water
If someone exits the pool, they forfeit the match
Competitors can win by KO, Submission or Pinfall

NOAH: "This match was Atara's idea."
FUZZ: "Suuuuure."
NOAH: "It was! Vita would be more pissed at me than she already is if I suggested it."

Fuzz ©
- vs -
"Notorious" Ned Kaye
Savage Rules
Singles

FUZZ: "Just a good old fashioned wrestling match for this one. Not everything has to be 'Xtreme.'"

Red-X
- vs -
a 1994 Subaru Impreza WRX
Anarchy Rules
Special Guest Referee: Robbie Bourbon
Bonus Stage


NOAH: "You ever played Street Fighter II where you get to beat some cunt's car? Yeah, like that but this time the car can fight back."

Doktor Trust
- vs -
Dillinger D'Marco
Savage Rules
Singles

Red-X
- vs -
Link Rexx
- vs -
Jessalyn Hart
- vs -
Mad Dog Valley
Savage Rules
Fatal Four Way

Brian Storm & Griffin MacAlister
- vs -
Jim Jimson & Thunder Knuckles
Savage Rules
Special Guest Referee: A Wallaby
Millionare's Tag Match
Standard Tag

FUZZ: "TK's cool. We should have something involving xbux for him."
NOAH: "Yeah... How about the winner earns the same amount as the loser's hospital bill?"
FUZZ: "So the more damage they do, the bigger the payday? Yeah, that'll work. What about the wallaby?"
NOAH: "That's more a fuck you to Jim."

Barney Green
- vs -
Boris
Savage Rules
Risky Russian Razorwire Rumble
Deathmatch with Vodka soaked razor wire in place of ropes

NOAH: "RISKY RUSSIAN RAZORWIRE RUMBLE!"
FUZZ: "Noah, what even is that?"
NOAH: *Shrugs*

Geri Miller
- vs -
Michael McBride
- vs -
Michael Archer Jr.
- vs -
Kieran Overton
- vs -
Phantom Panzer
- vs -
Estrella Luiz
Savage Rules
Battle Royale

The Cavalry
- vs -
Scully
Savage Rules
Singles

Mastermind
- vs -
James Raven
3 RPs 3K Word Limit
Singles

NOAH: "Might as well just have 'Piss break' in all caps on the card for this one."

Big D
- vs -
Peter Gilmour
Savage Rules
Xtreme Rules

NOAH: "How about an 'I Quit' match but it's alllllll cock and ball torture."
FUZZ: "Yeah fuck these guys."
THEO: "How about we just keep it as an Xtreme Rules?"

Robert "The Omega" Main & "Chronic" Chris Page
- vs -
Shane Carver & "The" Tristan Slater
Savage Rules
Tag Team
Cage Match

NOAH: "Give Shane a gun."
FUZZ: "Let's not... If he finds a gun though, it's not on us."

Centurion ©
- vs -
Vita Valenteen
Warfare Rules
Vita may pick the stip in her FIRST promo
But Centurion must wear a dress throughout the match

NOAH: "I think Vita should decide what kind of match she wants."
FUZZ: "Oh yeah totally."
NOAH: "But Cent needs to wear a dress."
FUZZ: "Oh yeah totally!"

The Engineer ©
- vs -
Robbie Bourbon
Universal Rules
TLC
The Universal Championship will be held above the ring
First one to grab it will be crowned the champion

FUZZ & NOAH: "TLC." ... "Jinx! You owe me a beer!"

5'2 Mafia
Sarah & Kenzi Grey-Lacklan ©
- vs -
Sick Cunts
Fuzz & Noah Jackson
Savage Rules
Helldome Tag Match
Competitors are locked inside a large domed cage
Almost every weapon imaginable will be placed inside

FUZZ: "This is a match from a bygone era, something that only a handful of XWF legends have been placed in. Everything is legal and anything can happen, fire, acid, explosions! ... Honestly, it's no surprise this type of match was banned."