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The Great American SHOVE IT
03-31-2018, All Day
The Engineer
Man of Peace

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IT'S TIIIIIIIIIME!

The Great American Shove-It is HERE, with 14 participants vying for a shot at glory and Universal Championship! Based on the numbers, here's how it's gonna work.

There will be 7 first round matches between randomly paired opponent's. The semi-finals will consist of the winners of match 1 and 2 squaring off, the winners of match 3 and 4 squaring off, and then due to the odd number of matches, the winners of matches 5,6, and 7 facing off in a Triple Threat (figured it was more fair than giving anyone a bye). Then, the winners of those 3 semi-final matches will square off in a final triple threat match to determine the tournament victor who gets a shot at the UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP at ANY future show with a stipulation of their choice.

What's more, any 24/7 championships that are in possession by a match participant during this show will be ON THE LINE! Which means that, by the end of the night, one person could very well be walking out with GOLD!

ROLEPLAY LIMITS: You are allowed up to THREE ROLEPLAYS for this event with NO WORD COUNT LIMIT. As for the content of your RP's, the sky is the limit. Be interesting. Be entertaining. And remember, if you work in the themes of American Greatness, GUNS, and The Donald being amazing, those themes will work in your favor if the judging is close. Roleplaying starts NOW and the deadline is MARCH 30th at 11:59 PM.

Also, a VERY IMPORTANT word of warning for those of you planning to NO SHOW! If you no show, the POTUS will very likely make you do something HORRIBLE and DEMEANING for your poor performance and because you clearly don't love American enough. If you don't want to end up looking like shit, DON'T NO-SHOW!

Oh, and one more thing, segments are welcome for the event. However I must stress that they will not be factored into whether you win or lose.

Now here's a rundown of the personalities (assholes) who are running this event.


DRAMATIS ASSHOLE-AE

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MADISON DYSON
Event Chair Woman, America's Sweetheart, Engy's Manager, and General All Around Bitch


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DONALD TRUMP
Guest of Honor, the POTUS, Will 100% Be Plowing Jenny Myst LIVE

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SHEPARD SMITH
Play by Play Commentator, Real Fake News Anchor

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ALEX JONES
Color Commentator, Crazy Person, Hates Reptoids

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KELLYANNE CONWAY
Assistant to Donald Trump, Lich Queen, WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

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WAYNE LAPIERRE
Security Consultant, NRA Guy, Definitely Does Not Have A Small Penis

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MILO YIANNOPOULOUS
Ring Announcer, Pedophile Apologist, Got This Job Because Madison is His Fag Hag

Yup, that's a whole lotta assholes.

Remember! THREE ROLEPLAY LIMIT. NO WORD COUNT LIMIT. Rp'ing starts NOW and ends
3/30 at 11:59 PM.

As requested, here is the final list of participants:

Tank Hammet
Chris Valley
Jackie Peppers
Jenny Myst
Drezdin
Reeve Gordon
Danny Imperial
Muddy Waters
Finn Kuhn
Richard Dweck
InFamous
Shino Ganbo
Mezian

May the odds be ever in your dumb favor. God bless America!



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